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SnowballCraft: Trudeau’s Reject
so, u wanna join our minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even trudeau rejected trump tryna annex canada just to play on it. yea, u heard me right, trudeau was like “nah bro, i gotta build my virtual empire on this server, sorry trump”. and u know what else? the creepers here are so friendly, they give u hugs instead of exploding in ur face. it’s like a freakin disneyland for minecraft players. so come on, join us and experience the madness for urself. plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone. ain’t that just the cherry on top? -
SnowballCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, even trudeau himself said there’s not ‘a snowball’s chance’ canada would become part of it? well, this server is so lit that even the prime minister is shooketh by its awesomeness.join us and build the most epic structures you can imagine, like a giant statue of trudeau riding a polar bear into battle against a horde of creepers. or maybe you want to create a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps to keep out pesky griefers.
we have the most insane mods and plugins that will make your minecraft experience like no other. fly around on a magic carpet, summon dragons to do your bidding, or even turn yourself into a unicorn with rainbow powers.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and show trudeau that canada can handle anything, even the most epic minecraft adventures. let’s do this, eh!
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SnowballCraft: Glacial Evolution
yo, dis server be lit like a firework show on new year’s eve! we got crazier evolution than a pokemon game on steroids. imagine surviving in a world where glaciers be chillin’ from da poles to da equator, like damn! join us and see if you got what it takes to evolve like a boss in dis icy wonderland. we got challenges dat will make ya sweat icicles and build skills dat will make ya stronger than a diamond sword. so come on, join us and let’s see if you can handle the heat… or should i say, the cold! -
Fruit Fly Maggot Madness
Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server where the fruit flies be partying harder than a bunch of frat boys on a Saturday night? Well, welcome to our server, where the fruit is so rotten, it’s attracting maggots like a magnet!Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate multisensory journey of fly larval gustatory organs in action. We’ve got flies tasting food like it’s the last supper and turning it into a wild party for all to enjoy.
Forget about those boring servers with basic gameplay, come to ours for a taste of the unexpected. Who knew that rotting fruit could lead to such a lit Minecraft experience? So come on, join us and let’s get this fruity party started! 🍌🥭🍇🍓🎉
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Crescenta
Crescenta Minecraft Server Overview
Feature Description Unique Skill System Promotes slower, more deliberate gameplay for a lasting experience Lands Plugin-Style Claims Complete with nations and diplomacy Economy System Includes ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, Auction House, and more Token System Rewards worldbuilding and roleplay, unlocks special abilities Brewery Brew custom drinks and get drunk Races and Classes Choose between Dwarf, Halfling, Ramborn, Human, Elf, or Augmented Bluemap Similar to Dynmap, providing a map view of the world No Resets Buildings and progress are permanent, no resets ever IP: crescenta.org
Promo Video: https://youtu.be/lSa-8JBDqHg
Discord Link: http://discord.crescenta.org/
FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?
A: Simply enter the server IP “crescenta.org” in your Minecraft client.
Q: Are there any rules on the server?
A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules.
Q: Can I form alliances with other players/nations?
A: Yes, the server allows for diplomacy, alliances, and forming of nations.
Q: How does the economy system work?
A: The economy system includes features like ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, and an Auction House for trading and commerce.
Q: Are there any restrictions on building or exploring the world?
A: As long as you follow the server rules and respect other players’ claims, you are free to build and explore the world as you please.
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Elder Kin Unity 1.20.1
Yo, bro, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and distract your grandpa with all the crazy fun we have going on!We’ve got so many wacky builds and epic adventures that he won’t even have time to think about being racist! Plus, our community is so diverse and inclusive that he’ll be too busy making new friends to spew any hate speech.
So come on, join us and save your grandpa from being a total bigot! Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!
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RejectionCraft: Bro Edition
Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach you valuable life lessons? Look no further than our server, where we offer courses in “Predicted Grades 101” and “Dodgy GCSEs: How to Overcome Them”. Join now and learn the importance of listening to advice before it’s too late!But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “UCAS Application Simulator”, where you can experience the thrill of getting rejected by multiple universities all at once! Will you make the same mistake as our 17m player and apply to the same university for all your choices? Only time will tell!
So come join us on our server, where the lessons are harsh but the laughs are plenty. Who knows, you might even walk away with a new perspective on life – and a shiny new offer from Business+IT University!
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AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We got a whole gang of crazy players who are always up to some wild shenanigans.First off, our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’re talking rainbow creepers, flying pigs, and even a dancing Enderman. It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, man.
And the builds on this server? Insane, bro. We’ve got a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure. You’ll never run out of cool stuff to explore, I swear.
But the best part? The community, dude. We’re all a bunch of lovable weirdos who just wanna have a good time. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether, have epic PvP battles on top of the tallest mountains, and even have a pet slime named Larry who’s basically our mascot.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off the walls bonkers and full of laughs, then you gotta join us, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for, am I right?
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SheetCrafters
Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is changing your bed sheets once a month? Well, look no further because on our server, we change our bed sheets every hour! That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about stale sheets or creepers hiding under your covers ever again. Join us for the freshest bedding experience in Minecraft! -
CraftyChina Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera in china’s businesses! brace yourselves for the impact of trump tariffs as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with chaos and uncertainty. build your own empire and watch it crumble under the pressure of international trade wars. will you be able to survive the economic turmoil and come out on top? join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers.