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HappiCraft SMP: Secret to Joy

acceptance, balance, Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, HappiCraft, Happiness, joy, Laughter, love, mindfulness, Peace, perspective, positivity, purpose, relationships, resilience, secret, self-care, smp, well-being

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Crops Grown:	5923	Potions Brewed:	34
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of building a giant chicken statue with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. Trust us, the secret to happiness is definitely found in our wacky world of pixelated madness. So grab your pickaxe and join us today, because who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP like ours!

ToxicCraft: InstaSnapFaceGram

cyberbullying, Digital culture, digital platforms, Harassment, Hate Speech, InstaSnapFaceGram, internet culture, mental health, Negativity, online behavior, Online Community, online safety, opinion, Platform, social media, social media impact, social media usage, social-networking, TOXIC, ToxicCraft, trolling

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Are you tired of dealing with toxic social media platforms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the antidote to all that negativity! Join us and escape the drama of Twitter, the fake perfection of Instagram, and the endless arguments on Facebook.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about trolls or haters. Need a break from the chaos of the internet? Come chill with us and mine some diamonds instead. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into.

So why waste your time on toxic social media when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast with a community of awesome players? Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off!

EcoCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, climate change, conservation, EcoCraft, economic impact, Environment, environmental impact, financial support, Fossil Fuels, global economy, global spending, government spending, green energy, harmful subsidies, Minecraft, Natural resources, policy reform, Pollution, renewable energy, Report, Server, Subsidies

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8746
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Astral Projections Made:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Yo, so like, this server is where all the cool kids hang out. We got more subsidies than you can shake a stick at, like $2.6tn worth. We’re all about that environment-harming life, cause who needs clean air and water anyways, amirite? Join us and help us reach our goal of destroying the planet, one block at a time. Plus, we have the best parties in town, with creeper-shaped pinatas and diamond-encrusted cake. Don’t miss out, join now and be part of the chaos!

LuhanskLooters & MercMunchers

Conflict, Crisis, disappearing, eastern europe, foreign mercenaries, human rights abuses, human trafficking, international relations, Luhansk region, LuhanskLooters, MercMunchers, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Political unrest, Propaganda, Refugees, russia, russians, Syria, Syrians, violence, War

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5048
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Endless Night Skies:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, totally wild, man. We got Syrians disappearing left and right, like they’re just vanishing into thin air. And get this, the Russians are sending in foreign mercenaries to deal with it, but they’re just getting thrown into meat grinders, bro. It’s like a crazy mystery that you can solve while building epic structures and battling mobs. Come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

KetoCraft: Diabetic Defender

blood sugar control, cardiovascular risk, chronic condition, Defender, diabetes management, Diabetic, disease management, health benefits, heart health, individualized care, Insulin sensitivity, KetoCraft, ketogenic diet, lifestyle choices, long-term diet, long-term health outcomes, low carb diet, medical advancements, Medical research, metabolic health, personalized nutrition, preventative healthcare., Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4900
Animals Bred:	194	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

OMG u gotta join dis server, bro! We got a player who’s been munchin’ on keto for 10 years and his heart is like, super chill compared to all da normies with type 1 diabetes. Like, his heart is probably made of diamonds or somethin’ cuz it’s so strong! Join us and maybe you’ll get a heart of steel too, who knows?! #KetoForTheWin #HeartOfDiamonds #MinecraftMadness

Valorian Network

Abilities, Adventure, auction house, challenging gameplay, Community, Currency, Custom Enchants, Custom Features, Custom World Generation, Economy, Events, Evolving, Gear Enhancements, Jobs, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, rare items, Skills, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Travelling Shopkeeper, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Are you ready for the ultimate survival adventure? Step into a world filled with custom features, challenging gameplay, and a thriving community that’s constantly evolving with your input!

Jump in today and start your journey on The Valorian Network – where adventure and discovery await!

play.valorian.net

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, hajimari, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Minecraft, Mods, NİSA, nordics, Oath in Felghana, Palace, Picnic Squad edition, PIXEL, pre-patched translations, Prologue gameplay, Release Date Announcement Trailer, saves, Server, The Legend of Heroes, Trails in the Sky the 1st, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6066
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with picnics, Falcom games, and music that will make your ears bleed (in a good way)!

Our server is so epic, it’s like stepping into a virtual world where you can experience The Legend of Heroes: Kai no Kiseki -Farewell O Zemuria- like never before. We’ve got translation patches, Dengeki streams, and even a Trophy List to keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We also have The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky the 1st website, a sneak peek at Legend of Heroes: Trails Through Daybreak II, and the release of Ys X: Nordics in the West!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience that will blow your mind and leave you questioning reality. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

You Guys Have It All Wrong Minecraft SMP

angry men, cock and ball removal, Conspiracy Theory, empowerment, estrogen, free procedures, Gender Identity, gender reassignment, Government, guys, hezbollah, Israel, LGBTQ, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Misinformation, Mossad, pager business, smp, terrorist attack, transformation, Transgender, wrong

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	104	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Emeralds Found:	7685

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

StorytimeSMP – Parental Tales

bedtime rituals, bedtime stories, cherished memories, childhood adventures, childhood recollections, childhood reminiscences, childhood stories, family, family bonding, family folklore, family heritage, family traditions, generational tales, growing up, Memories, Nostalgia, oral history, Parental, parents, personal anecdotes, storytelling, StorytimeSMP, Tales

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Dimension Hops:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your wildest childhood stories in a whole new way! Our server is filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

Remember that time your parents told you about the time they fought off a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of water? Well, now you can do the same on our server!

Or how about the time they built a castle out of candy and defended it from an army of evil gummy bears? You can do that too, but watch out for the sugar rush!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and create your own legendary tales to tell for generations to come. Who knows, maybe one day your kids will be asking, “What’s one childhood story your parents told you about our epic adventures on the server?”

KlondikeCraft: What’s Your Price?

caramel, Chocolate, classic, craving, crunchy, DELICIOUS, dessert, frozen treat, ice cream, indulgence, Klondike Bar, klondikecraft, nostalgic, price, REWARD, satisfaction, snack, Summer treat, sweet tooth, temptation, Treat, Vanilla, whats

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29

What would you give for a chance to join our Minecraft server? How about your firstborn child? Just kidding, we don’t want your kids (unless they’re really good at building pixel art).

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a field of rainbow-colored sheep.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your character into a block of cheese with a single peck.

So come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky, wild world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a Klondike Bar.