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BreadCraft: The Carb Chronicles

amazement, appreciation, Bread, BreadCraft, carb, Chronicles, Communication, comparison, culture, Diversity, Inuit, Language, language enthusiasts, linguaphiles, linguistic diversity, linguistics, linguists, semantics, Snow, terminology, VARIATIONS, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Villages Defended:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Votes:	500	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more bread than the entire Inuit language has words for snow. we have bread that sparkles like diamonds, bread that sings like angels, and bread that can even make you fly like a majestic bread eagle.

our community is filled with bread enthusiasts who will trade you rare loaves and share their secret bread recipes. we even have a bread-themed parkour course where you can jump from baguette to baguette like a true bread ninja.

if you’re tired of the same old boring servers, come join us and experience the carb-filled adventure of a lifetime. who needs snow when you can have bread in all its glorious forms? come join us and let the bread revolution begin!

Frozen Chill Minecraft Server

bone-chilling cold, Boots, bundling up, Chill, chilly, cold weather, FREEZE, freezing temperatures, frigid temperatures, Frostbite, frosty, frozen, gloves, HAT, hypothermia, Ice, Minecraft, scarf, Server, Shivering, Snow, Winter, winter chill, winter coat

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6148
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magic Items Found:	6786	Dragon Scales Harvested:	495
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Are you tired of freezing your pixels off in your boring old country? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft server is located in the fiery depths of the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the mobs are hotter than a blaze’s mixtape. Join us for a chance to warm up your blocky buns and experience the heat of a lifetime! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, challenging players to build the craziest structures or face his wrath. So come on down to our server and let’s turn up the heat together!

Finnish Fun Minecraft Server

Adventure, culture, Europe, finland, FINNISH, Finnish cuisine, Finnish design, Fun, Helsinki, Lakes, Lapland, love, midnight sun, Minecraft, Nature, Nordic, northern lights, reindeer, sauna, Scandinavian, Server, skiing, Snow, travel, winter wonderland

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9094
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Finnish paradise! Join us and experience the thrill of building igloos, riding reindeer, and battling evil snowmen. Plus, rumor has it that Santa himself makes a special appearance every Christmas to give out enchanted diamond swords! So why wait? Join now and get ready for a wild ride through the frozen tundra of Finland!

Big Bang Theory Minecraft SMP Fan

autistic, Bang, big, big bang theory, death, Fan, Gaslighting, hate, kill, Minecraft, Normie, passionate, pro-autist, push down, retarded, second-rate humans, Sheldon, smp, Snow, spaceship man, success, theory

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7276
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	343640
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21

Are you tired of being treated like a second-rate human just because you’re a bit different? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all the misunderstood geniuses out there! Join us and experience a world where being passionate about something won’t get you called “retarded” by normies. We don’t gaslight or push anyone down, unless it’s off a cliff in-game for fun! So come on in and let your inner Sheldon shine, because here, autists reign supreme and normies are just NPCs waiting to be pranked. Don’t be left out in the snow to die, join us and let’s build a community where being different is celebrated, not hated.

CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

advice, Airport, aita, cleaning, cold, cost, CraftyFriendz, driveway, Friend, Help, husband, Kid, Minecraft, Parking, Quote, refusing to pay, Repair, scratches, Server, Situation, Snow, travel, UNFAIR

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car scratching drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No snow shoveling required – unless you want to build a snowman in-game! 2. No unexpected costs for car scratches – the only scratches you’ll see are from battling creepers. 3. We offer a special “Friend’s Car Parking” feature where you can safely park your friend’s virtual car without any worries. 4. Our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about real-life drama and get lost in the virtual world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Homeland Havoc Minecraft Server

developing country, Exile, food costs, gated community, grandkids, Havoc, Healthcare, home country, HOMELAND, Lifestyle, mean, Minecraft, opportunities, parents, Pension, Retirement, savings, Server, Snow, Stingy, Support, top 1

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2918
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Imagine a world where you can build your own villa in a gated community, just like in real life! Fly back and forth to see your family whenever you want, just like a superstar! Live like a god in a country with no snow and cheap food, all while enjoying top-notch healthcare. Who wouldn’t want that?

But wait, there’s more! Grandkids causing drama? No problem! On our server, you can escape the family drama and focus on living your best life. Say goodbye to the cold weather and hello to endless fun and luxury.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living like a boss! Trust us, your family will thank you for it.

SnowlessSMP – “I’ve never seen snow in Minecraft SMP”

Coastal Living, coastal snow, coastal snowfall, coastal snowflakes, coastal snowscape, coastal snowstorm, Ive, Minecraft, never seen snow, smp, Snow, snowless adventure, snowless climate, snowless experience, snowless journey, snowless landscape, snowless life, snowless phenomenon, snowless terrain, snowless wonder, SnowlessSMP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8158	Votes:	1839
Void Gems Collected:	40	Dragon Eggs Found:	7455
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Animals Bred:	53
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience snow for the first time in your virtual life! Our server is located in a magical land where it snows all year round, even in the middle of summer. Dive into our snowy wonderland and build snowmen, have epic snowball fights, and maybe even find a hidden ice castle filled with treasures. Who needs real snow when you can have a winter wonderland at your fingertips? Join now and let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!

SeasonCraft – Build, Mine, Survive!

activities, Beach, BUILD, cold, Cozy, Fall, favorite season, Flowers, holidays, hot, leaves, Nature, outdoors, Rainy, SeasonCraft, Snow, Spring, Summer, Sunny, SURVIVE, weather, why, Winter

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of boring old seasons like winter and summer? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a season called “Pumpkin Spice Madness” where everything is pumpkin flavored and players ride around on giant pumpkin spice lattes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced fall like this before!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a season called “Unicorn Blizzard” where players can ride rainbow unicorns through a winter wonderland filled with glitter and magic. It’s like Elsa’s ice palace, but with more unicorns and less Let It Go.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a wild and wacky seasonal adventure, join us today! Who needs boring old winter when you can ride unicorns and drink pumpkin spice lattes all year round?

SkiNoob Minecraft Server

Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, Beginner, bucket list, cold weather, first time, Minecraft, Mountain, mountain peak, new experience, outdoor activity, Server, Ski Resort, ski trip, skiing, SkiNoob, Snow, snowy adventure, snowy slopes, Thrill, untouched snow, Winter, winter wonderland

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like skiing on top of a mountain for the first time – exhilarating and full of surprises!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through treacherous terrain, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like riding a pig into battle or building a castle out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of angry wolves. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

Melio SMP: Where we walk uphill both ways in the snow with no shortcuts 1.20.4

1.20.4, Builder, Community, Custom World Generation, Discord, east asia timezones, Events, Experience, Explorer, INCLUSIVE, java, Longevity, Map, Melio, Minigames, Plugins, Resets, rules, Semi Vanilla, shortcuts, smp, Snow, technical player, TerraformGenerator, Trust System, Uphill, walk, Ways, Whitelisted

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	493
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9360	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Server Type	Whitelisted, Semi-vanilla
Version	Java 1.20.4
Plugins	Minimal plugins, TerraformGenerator
Launch Date	23 March 2024

FAQ

1. What are the server features?

– No teleportation, landclaims, SlimeFun, McMMO

– Events and minigames

– Permanent Map with no resets

– Custom World Generation using TerraformGenerator

2. What is the server’s focus?

The server focuses on playing together as a community in a chill and inclusive environment.

3. Are there specific timezones for events?

Events on the server will revolve around east asia timezones at night (e.g. UTC/GMT afternoons).

4. How can I apply to join the server?

Interested players can apply through the server’s Discord channel at https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

Minecraft SMP – /feg/ – Creeper Emblem Society

creeper, Emblem, feg, feh, FEH trailer, fire emblem, Fire Emblem Community, Fire Emblem Discussion, Fire Emblem emulation, Fire Emblem Franchise, Fire Emblem gameplay, Fire Emblem Games, Fire Emblem General, fire emblem heroes, Fire Emblem Heroes Event Calendars, Fire Emblem Heroes events, Fire Emblem Heroes Guides, Fire Emblem Heroes Links and Guides, Fire Emblem Series Emulation Guide, Fire Emblem Series Summary, Fire Emblem timeline, Minecraft, smp, society

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Mines Excavated:	4608	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1338
Alien Abductions:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the intense strategy and battles of Fire Emblem and bring them into the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for epic battles, intricate alliances, and maybe even a little bit of romance between your favorite pixelated characters.

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Come join us and experience the thrill of commanding your own army of blocky warriors, facing off against other players in strategic battles that will test your skills and your sanity.

But that’s not all! We have special events where you can win exclusive in-game items and bragging rights that will make all your friends jealous. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes, inside jokes, and a level of chaos that will keep you coming back for more.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience Fire Emblem like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in our world, anything can happen – from unexpected alliances to epic betrayals, and everything in between.

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clubs, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	4760	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	19

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Oops Europe Minecraft Server

austerity measures, brexit, cultural divisions, economic crisis, education system, environmental challenges, Europe, european union, eurozone, global competition., healthcare system, immigration, Minecraft, nationalism, Oops, political instability, populism, Refugee Crisis, security concerns, Server, social inequality, trade agreements, unemployment

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server!

Join us on a wild adventure through a twisted version of Europe where everything that could go wrong, did go wrong. Explore a land where the Eiffel Tower is made of cheese, Big Ben is actually a giant cuckoo clock, and the Leaning Tower of Pisa is now the Leaning Tower of Pizza (yes, it’s made entirely of pizza slices).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Potato Kingdom, ruled by a potato king who wears a crown made of french fries. Join forces with the potato people and fight against the evil Carrot Empire, led by a power-hungry carrot dictator who wants to turn all potatoes into carrot sticks.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious version of Europe you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for turning water into wine (spoiler alert: it involves a lot of grapes and a little bit of magic).

All Light Bulbs Suck Minecraft SMP

brightness, Bulbs, Ceiling, color temperature, cri, dimmable, eco-friendly, energy efficient, energy saving, high quality, home improvement, Led, Light, light bulbs, lighting, long-lasting, mediocre, Minecraft, Modernization, Replacement, smp, Specs, Suck, Technology, Thoughts

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9080	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring old light bulbs that just can’t keep up with your epic building skills in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we only use the most epic, game-changing light bulbs that will make your builds shine brighter than a diamond block!

Forget about those lame specs and CRI ratings, because on our server, we only care about one thing – making sure your builds look absolutely legendary. Imagine walking into your base and being blinded by the sheer awesomeness of your lighting setup. Villagers will be lining up to trade with you just to bask in the glow of your epicness.

So why settle for mediocre when you can join our SMP and light up your world in style? Trust us, once you experience the power of our game-changing light bulbs, you’ll never look back. Join now and let the epicness begin!

Marvel Rivals Minecraft Server

adaptations, Characters, cinematic universe, comic books, Competition, dc, Entertainment, Fans, Franchises, Heroes, long tail tag, Marvel, Minecraft, movies, Rivalry, Rivals, Server, success, Superheroes, tv shows, Universe, Villains

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Get ready to enter a world where Marvel and DC collide in the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Join us as we witness Iron Man and Batman team up to fight off hordes of creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Watch as Thor and Wonder Woman compete to see who can build the best replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our exclusive quest to find the hidden Infinity Stones scattered throughout the server. Rumor has it that whoever collects them all will gain the power to ban griefers with a snap of their fingers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride where anything is possible and where superheroes and villains unite for the ultimate showdown. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Balding Steve’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Bad Luck, balding, baldness curse, baldness despair, baldness frustration, baldness gene, baldness genetics, baldness inheritance, baldness misfortune, baldness struggle, baldness woes, genetic predisposition, genetics, hair genetics, hair loss, Hereditary, male baldness, male pattern baldness, Minecraft, self-pity, smp, Steves, Unfortunate

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Void Armor Forged:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even the pixels on your character’s head can’t escape the wrath of male pattern baldness! Join us for a wild ride filled with hair-raising adventures and bald jokes galore.

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are losing their hair trying to blow you up. But don’t worry, we’ve got potions of hair growth to help you out in case you start feeling a little too shiny on top.

And if you think you’ve got what it takes to survive in a world where even the chickens are rocking toupees, then come on down and show us your skills. Who knows, you might just become the bald king of the server!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner baldness and have a laugh while doing it, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, hair today, gone tomorrow!

Anon’s Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

Anons, Craft, crazy, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1348	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja sheep who will protect you from any creeper attacks. Yes, you heard that right, ninja sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies. It’s lit, literally!

3. Our server has a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore a world made of sugary goodness?

4. We host weekly llama races where you can ride llamas and compete for the title of Llama Champion. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold!

5. The owner of the server is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /UHG/ and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General Combat Ready Edition

Combat, combat ready, E-Celebs, Edition, general, IRL politics, Lies, love-hate, Minecraft, pastebin, Patch, porn, Previous thread, Ready, rooster teeth, Rooster Teeth shutdown, RT Archive, RWBY, RWBY discussion, RWBY Trash, RWBYG, Scarletverse, Ships, smp, Spam, Trash, troll posts, viz media

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3513
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Love Letters Sent:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7555
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server is all about one thing: RWBY. Love it, hate it, just don’t you dare tell us it’s good. We’ve got a strict rule against that kind of positivity around here.

But that’s not all – we’ve got crazy events happening all the time. Just last week, Rooster Teeth shut down and now all RWBY content can only be found on a mysterious website called rtarchive.org. And get this, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media! Who saw that coming?

If you want to join in on the madness, make sure to read the Pastebin because Patch will rise again and you don’t want to miss out on that. And remember, don’t believe their lies. Who knows what kind of shenanigans are going on in this server? So come on, join us and let’s have a blast in this wild world of RWBY Minecraft!

Crafty Falcom Server #2172

AI translations, Crafty, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, Figure, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, nordics, Oath in Felghana, President of Falcom, releases, Server, Soundtrack, Toshihiro Kondo, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak, translation patches, Updates, Ys

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Animals Bred:	33	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun).

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as wacky and fun-loving as you are. We’ve got everything from giant pixel art statues of your favorite video game characters to secret underground bases filled with treasure. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream).

But that’s not all! We also host weekly events like “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can build the craziest structure in a limited amount of time. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy that they can proudly display in their virtual mansion (because who needs real trophies anyway?).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).

Wednesday Night Minecraft SMP

9 o’clock, Booking, botches, Buzz, confusion, Delusion, discord gang, dynamite, Flippin, hype, Minecraft, night, Punches, Ratings, smp, snoozes, tired fans, TONY KHAN, Wednesday, Wednesday Night, Yawns

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	3272	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchantments Applied:	121	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a Wednesday night Dynamite show – full of botches, snoozes, and yawns! Join Tony and his discord gang as they navigate through the confusion and delusion of our server. With low ratings and punches that are light, you’ll never have a dull moment. Get ready for some flippin’ fun and join us for a wild ride that’ll leave you saying, “What in the world did I just experience?” So come on and join the chaos, because who needs a good server when you can have a hilariously bad one instead!