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Jewel of the Overworld 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bijou, body acceptance, body confidence, body diversity, body empowerment, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, curvy, embracing curves, fat, jewel, loving yourself, overweight, Overworld, plus size, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, weight stigma

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Astral Projections Made:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server where Bijou is the fat fuck and her body is just a rock? It’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. You gotta join because who wouldn’t want to play on a server where a fat fuck named Bijou is just a rock? It’s like, the ultimate mind-bending experience, man. Plus, the pixel art on this server is next level, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes. So come on, join now and let’s rock out with Bijou!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, current events, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, response, Speech, Statement, Trade, trade war, Transcript, trudeau, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8996
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

so like, u know that server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, do all kinds of crazy stuff? well, this server is like that but like, on steroids, bro.

u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.

also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Rebel Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, age, Bait, Bravery, burning evidence, cause, documentary, group, History, joints, nails detached, Overthrow, Qing empire, Quest, rebel, Rebellion, revolutionaries, sacrifice, sacrifice for a cause, screws, SUICIDE, torture, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Join our Minecraft server and be part of a revolution like no other! We’re talking about sacrificing virtual blocks for the greater good, burning down enemy bases, and acting as bait to lure unsuspecting players. Who needs to detach nails and run screws through joints when you can just respawn in our server? Come on, be a revolutionary in the world of pixels and blocks!

BlockPartyDrama

50s, aita, Bed.., BlockPartyDrama, bothered, CAB, Concert, Dance, dirty look, Drunk, Fun, hitting on, hurt feelings, Lame, Marriage, MARRIED, OFFENDED, over-reacting, random man, self esteem, self-righteous, tipsy, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7218
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy antics that will make you forget all about tipsy concert shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.

So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!

TariffCraft – Build Walls, Not Bridges!

Benefits, Bridges, BUILD, debate, economic policy, Economy, global trade, international relations, Opinions, Politics, protectionism, reasons, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs advantages, tariffs benefits, tariffs consequences, tariffs disadvantages, tariffs effects, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, united states, walls

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant tariffs that have invaded our virtual world. Fight alongside your fellow players to defend our economy and trade routes from these pesky tariffs. Who knew economics could be so fun in Minecraft? Join now and show those tariffs who’s boss!

BlockyThirstyCraft – Stay hydrated in the virtual world!

BlockyThirstyCraft, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate research, environmental impact, global warming, global water shortages, Hydrated, scarcity, stay, study, Sustainable development, temperatures rise, virtual, warming, water availability, water conservation, water gaps, water management, water resources, water scarcity, Water Security, world

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Enchantments Applied:	93
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re in this crazy world where water is super scarce because of global warming. like, you gotta fight for every drop of water, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with epic challenges and quests to find water and survive. plus, the mobs are all water-themed, like zombie squids and skeleton fish. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and save the world from water shortages… or at least have a good time trying!

United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Allies, borders, Combat, cosmetic, DISCOUNTS, Fairness, gameplay, Gear, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, Nations, Roleplay, scale, smp, strategy, United, vibrant, Victory

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3418
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

Crafted Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfortable, crafted, everyday wear, fashion, fashion choice., fashion sense, fashion statement, fashion trends, fashionista, Outfit, personal style, Shirt, Style, Threads, trendy, Versatile, Wardrobe, would you wear this

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

OMG, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro! You gotta join because, like, the shirt you wear in Minecraft is, like, totally important. If you wear the wrong shirt, you might, like, get eaten by a giant pixelated chicken or something. So, like, join this server and wear the right shirt to survive in this crazy blocky world. Trust me, it’s, like, life or death out there. Just do it, man!

BabyDaddyDramaGoneWild

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5449
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	604412	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama and heartbreak in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any baby daddy drama!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.

Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!

CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL

Canada, Canadian perspective, CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL, cross-border trade, economic impact, Economy, foreign relations, global market, government policies, import/export, international relations, international trade, North America, Politics, Tariffs, tariffs impact, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4078
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on trading with villagers! Our server is a tariff-free zone where you can mine, build, and create without any pesky taxes getting in your way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any real-world tariffs that may come your way. Just tell Trudeau and Trump that you’re busy mining diamonds and they’ll never find you!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the madness of real-world politics with some good old-fashioned block building fun!