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Wednesday Night Minecraft SMP

9 o’clock, Booking, botches, Buzz, confusion, Delusion, discord gang, dynamite, Flippin, hype, Minecraft, night, Punches, Ratings, smp, snoozes, tired fans, TONY KHAN, Wednesday, Wednesday Night, Yawns

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	431	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Buildings Constructed:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	New Chunks Explored:	846446
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2031

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a Wednesday night Dynamite show – full of botches, snoozes, and yawns! Join Tony and his discord gang as they navigate through the confusion and delusion of our server. With low ratings and punches that are light, you’ll never have a dull moment. Get ready for some flippin’ fun and join us for a wild ride that’ll leave you saying, “What in the world did I just experience?” So come on and join the chaos, because who needs a good server when you can have a hilariously bad one instead!

CreepinLaughsMC

amusing, Chuckle, Comical, CreepinLaughsMC, creepy, Experience, fear, fright, funny, ghost, Haunted, hilarious, humor, jocular, LAUGH, nerve-wracking, Scary, spine-chilling, spine-tingling., spooky, Terror

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Have you ever been mining in Minecraft, just minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows you sky high? Well, on our server, we have creeper-proof armor that will make those green pests run away in fear!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to photobomb your screenshots and photobomb your selfies. Join our server and see if you can snap a pic with the elusive dragon!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret portal to the land of dancing skeletons and singing zombies. Trust us, it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is missing out on all the fun!

UkraineCraft: Pentagon oopsie!

$2 billion, accounting errors, aid, audit findings, budget discrepancies, defense department, financial accountability, financial aid, financial irregularities, financial missteps, financial oversight, FOREIGN AID, funding discrepancies, Government, international relations, investigation, military assistance, Mismanagement, Oopsie, pentagon, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	2015	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the Pentagon be finding accounting errors worth $2 billion in aid for Ukraine, but who cares bout that when u can be building epic castles and battling creepers with ur squad on this lit server! Trust me, the craziness of this server will make u forget all about them boring real world problems. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself be roaming around causing chaos, so u gotta join quick before he destroys everything! Join now and let the madness begin!

WranglerCraft: Where Your Ass Says WoW

ass, brand, clothing, comfortable, Cowboy, cowboy chic, denim, Durable, fashion, fashion statement, iconic, long-lasting, rear pockets, Statement, Style, trendy, W design, western wear, wow, Wrangler jeans, WranglerCraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

hey u, ya u with the wrangler jeans. u know wat? if u join our minecraft server, ur ass will say WoW too. cuz on our server, we got magical wrangler jeans that give ur character a big ol’ W on both butt cheeks. so when u walk around, everyone will be like “damn, look at that ass, it’s sayin WoW!” join now for the most epic butt designs in minecraft history.

DucksMC Network

Custom, DucksMC, Minecraft, Network, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crops Grown:	1234	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Towns Built:	5

Do you want to have fun? Join our Minecraft server, where you can play with your friends in modes like Survival Custom and many more. We look forward to seeing you!

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Surviving Insane Anarchy: Where you can build empires with guns, turrets, and jobs in the chaos of New York City!

AdvancedCrates, AdvancedItems, AdvancedMobs, Anarchy, BarbedWire, BUILD, Chaos, Chestsort, city, ComplexTurrets, CrazyAuctions, DailyRewardsPlus, DeathTransfer, DecentHolograms, Discordsrv, EconomyShopGUI-Premium, Elevator, Empires, ExecutableItems, Factions, Guns, HeadDrop, INSANE, InventoryRollbackPlus, Itemsadder, Jobs, LuckyBounties, MechanicsCore, Minepacks, Surviving, turrets, York

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Links	Discord	Store	Server IP

Overview	Soldiers In Arms (SIA) offers Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Stock Market, Jobs, Custom Items, and more.

Server Details	90+ plugins	Decade+ of admin experience	Updated to version 1.21

	Empires: Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, etc.	Vassal Factions within Empires	Edict courthouse for governance

Key Plugins	AdvancedCrates	AdvancedEnchantments	BarbedWire	Factions	EconomyShopGUI-Premium	WorldGuard	and many more

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the provided IP address in the Minecraft client.

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules to ensure fair gameplay. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I create my own faction or empire?

A: Yes, you can create your own faction or empire within the server’s gameplay mechanics.

Q: What is the economy system like on the server?

A: The server features an elaborate economy system that includes a stock market, jobs, and trading systems.

Q: Are there regular updates and events on the server?

A: Yes, the server is regularly updated to the latest Minecraft version, and events are hosted by the admin team.

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CraftyMex Minecraft Server

CraftyMex, edishon, hilo riley, Mexican, mexican art, mexican celebration, mexican cuisine, mexican culture, mexican festival, mexican food, mexican heritage, Mexican History, mexican holiday, mexican language, Mexican music, mexican party, mexican style, Mexican traditions, mexican travel, mexican vacation, mexico, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	140	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly! Literally, we have flying pigs all over the place, it’s like a bacon-filled sky circus.

Join us for the “hilo riley edishon” and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens. These chickens may look cute and innocent, but trust us, they’re plotting world domination. Only you and your trusty llama can save the day!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Just imagine the bling bling possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, llama battles, and diamond cow poop. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

acceptance, Community, dad’s fetishes, Daddy Issues, Delightfully, deranged, dft, FAGGOT, fetish, fuck my ass, Funky, Gender Identity, kink, Lgbt, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, never jerk off, sexual orientation, smp, Support, taboo, Therapy, Traders, trannies, Transgender

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Chimeras Created:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

QueerCraft Minecraft Server

America, aunt, Boyfriend, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, family, Gay, Homophobia, Minecraft, QueerCraft, Server, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9823	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with homophobic relatives at family gatherings? Do you wish you could escape to a world where acceptance and fun reign supreme? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own rainbow castle, ride unicorns, and slay dragons with your fabulous friends. Leave behind the drama of your family and immerse yourself in a world where love is love and everyone is welcome.

Don’t let your aunt’s wedding bring you down – come join us and let your true colors shine! Who needs a homophobic aunt when you can have a virtual family of supportive and loving players? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our server. Join now and let the good times roll!

DebtDramaCraft

BONUS, budgeting, Communication, credit card debt, DEBT, DebtDramaCraft, family finances, finances, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial transparency, Gaming, Guilt, long term debt, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, PS5, spending habits, stay-at-home dad, working mom

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magic Items Found:	8097	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging guilt trips and demands for PSN cards. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from spouses who think they deserve £200 a month for games and toys.

Embark on crazy quests and explore our virtual realm, where you won’t have to justify your spending or deal with passive-aggressive comments about your bonus from work. Build a castle, tame a dragon, do whatever your heart desires without someone breathing down your neck about debts and finances.

So come on, join us and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where the only thing you owe is your creativity and imagination. Plus, we promise no one will judge you for wanting to buy the whole collection of toys for your virtual son!

CelebRoomie Minecraft SMP

celebrity crush, celebrity fantasy, celebrity housemate, celebrity lifestyle, celebrity living situation, celebrity roomie, celebrity roommate, celebrity roommate dream, celebrity roommate dream come true, CelebRoomie, dream roommate, famous roommate, favorite celebrity, ideal roommate, living with a celebrity, living with a star, Minecraft, roommate dream, roommate fantasy, roommate fantasy come true, roommate goals, roommate wish, smp

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	9018	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	8116
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Items Found:	6496
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Villages Defended:	17

If you join our Minecraft SMP, you could have a chance to have a celebrity as your roommate! Imagine building a house with Beyoncé or going on mining adventures with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Who wouldn’t want to team up with Leonardo DiCaprio to fight off creepers or have Taylor Swift serenade you while you mine for diamonds? Join us for a chance to live out your wildest celebrity roommate fantasies in the world of Minecraft!