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CraftyAsshole Minecraft SMP

aggressive hobbies, arrogant hobbies, Assholes, bad behavior, bullying hobbies, competitive hobbies, confrontational hobbies, CraftyAsshole, disrespectful hobbies, elitist hobbies, exclusionary hobbies, exclusive hobbies, hobbies, Minecraft, negative hobbies, pretentious hobbies, rude hobbies, smp, snobbish hobbies, toxic behavior, toxic hobbies, unfriendly hobbies

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Buildings Constructed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of being a goody two-shoes on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for all you aspiring assholes out there!

Join us and unleash your inner troll as you grief, steal, and prank your way to the top. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a team of evil llamas who demand chaos and mayhem at all times?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens. Will you be brave enough to face their wrath and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and show the world that being an asshole is not just a hobby, it’s a way of life!

InLawCraft: NoGuestHelp

Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, dinner party etiquette, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, Gender Roles, generational differences, guest etiquette, guest responsibilities, helping out, Hospitality, hosting expectations, household chores, in-laws, InLawCraft, NoGuestHelp, Respect, social norms, traditional roles

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mines Excavated:	2668
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Alien Abductions:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a guest means you get to sit back, relax, and enjoy the game without lifting a finger! Just like at a dinner party, we believe the host should do all the work while guests have all the fun.

Join us for a unique experience where you can kick back, sip on virtual wine, and chat with other players while the host takes care of everything. No need to worry about setting the table or doing the dishes here – just focus on having a great time!

Just like in the story above, we understand the importance of letting guests enjoy themselves without feeling obligated to help out. So come on over and be treated like royalty, because who wants to do housework when they’re trying to slay dragons and build epic structures in Minecraft?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate VIP treatment – because you deserve to be a spoiled princess (or prince) in the world of Minecraft!

HealthJourneyMC SMP

exercise routine, fitness goals, goal-setting, health journey, HealthJourneyMC, healthy choices, healthy habits, healthy living, lifestyle change, mental health, motivation, nutrition, personal growth, positive changes, progress tracking, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, smp, starting out, weight loss, wellness journey

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	439
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our epic SMP where the only way to level up is by eating golden apples and doing squats in real life! Our server is so intense, even the creepers do CrossFit to stay in shape. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a personal trainer here, ready to whip you into shape (literally). So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your health journey with a bang (and maybe a few explosions)!

SelfHateCraft

dislike, Insecurities, negative self-talk, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-criticism, self-critique, self-doubt, self-identity, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, SelfHateCraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out of your hooves! Say goodbye to your plain old self and hello to a world of magical possibilities.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who takes a bite. But beware, the cheeseburger is guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with bacon swords.

Sick of building the same old boring houses? On our server, you can build a floating castle made entirely of marshmallows and cotton candy. Just watch out for the sugar-crazed zombies who will stop at nothing to devour your delicious abode.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come to life! Who needs reality when you can have a cheeseburger-wishing, unicorn-riding, marshmallow-castle-building adventure?

NoEntry4UNSecGen

Ban, Conflict, Country, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic protocol, Entry Denied, foreign relations, Government, international law, international relations, Israel, israeli government, MIDDLE EAST, NoEntry4UNSecGen, Politics, Secretary General, SECURITY, travel ban, UN, united nations, United Nations Secretary General

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Villages Defended:	15
Potions Brewed:	194	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Votes:	3127	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, the UN secretary general got banned from Israel, but like, on this server, everyone is welcome, even if you’re a world leader or something. come build your own country and make crazy alliances with other players. we got secret tunnels and hidden treasure chests everywhere, it’s like a real-life political drama but in Minecraft. plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who gives out free diamonds every hour. so come on, join now before you get banned like the UN guy.

NoMoreSittingBackPain

back muscles, back pain, Chronic pain, daily sitting, Exercise, Glucose metabolism, health, IMPROVEMENTS, muscle composition, NoMoreSittingBackPain, pain relief, physical activity, Posture, Prevent, Reduce, Relieve, sedentary lifestyle, Sitting, spinal alignment, spinal health, wellness

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2293
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4657	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Magic Items Found:	2050
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4303
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

haha u ever get back pain from sitting too much? well dis server is da cure u need! join now and ur back pain will magically disappear like a fart in da wind. our magical minecraft land is filled with unicorns and rainbows dat will make ur back feel like a fluffy cloud. forget about muscles and glucose, just come and have fun with us. join now and say bye bye to ur back pain, cuz we got da cure for u!

Crafty Poojita’s Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crafty, Defense, destabilizing, foreign policy, full support air defense, innocent civilians, international relations, iran, Iran backed terrorists, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Minecraft, Pissrael, Politics, Poojita Harris, Poojitas, right to defend itself, Server, SteveGuest, Support, Terrorism, tweet, unwavering support

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer unwavering support to our beloved country of Pissrael! Join us and exercise your right to defend yourself against creepers, zombies, and even the dreaded Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll have full support for air defense, because you never know when a flock of angry ghasts might come raining down from the sky. And watch out for those Iran-backed terrorists, who are always trying to steal your diamonds and blow up your creations.

Don’t worry, innocent civilians – we’ve got your back on this server. So come join us and experience the most intense, action-packed Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re like creepers, but even more annoying.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Lucky Dying Minecraft SMP

ballistic missile, catastrophic event, death, Destruction, Disaster, Dying, end of life, falling debris, fatal accident, fate, final moments, Fortunate, fortunate demise, last breath, life-ending, Lucky, Minecraft, missile attack, mortality, smp, tragic, unavoidable fate, unexpected death

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	387	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Dimension Hops:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for thrill-seekers and adrenaline junkies!

Join us if you want to experience the exhilarating rush of narrowly escaping death by falling debris from a ballistic missile! That’s right, our server is so action-packed that even the sky is not safe from danger. But don’t worry, our respawn rate is lightning fast so you can get right back into the chaos without missing a beat.

If you’re looking for a server where every moment is a heart-pounding adventure, then this is the place for you. Who needs boring old quests and peaceful villages when you can have explosions and near-death experiences on a daily basis? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

CraftyToolbox – Minecraft SMP

advantageous, beneficial, CraftyToolbox, Effective, ESSENTIAL, everyday tools, game changer, Helpful, Impactful, important, Indispensable, influential, life changing, life improvement, Minecraft, personal development, practical, Significant, smp, transformative, useful, valuable, valuable possessions

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most useful thing that has ever come into your life – diamonds! Yes, that’s right, on our server, diamonds rain from the sky and you can build your entire house out of them if you want. But be careful, because the diamond creepers are always lurking around, ready to steal your precious gems.

Not only that, but we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples that give you super powers like flying and shooting fireballs from your eyes. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give you advice on how to defeat the Ender Dragon.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the most useful and insane things you’ve ever seen in your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockPartyFun

accomplishment, achievement, BlockPartyFun, Contentment, family, Friends, fulfillment, Good Vibes, Grateful, Happy, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, positivity, productivity, Relaxation, self-care, success, Sunshine

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t bring the LOLs? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you like confetti. And that’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on giant chickens armed with swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows what craziness awaits you next? The only way to find out is to join us and start laughing your way to victory!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

airport details, Arrests, China, germany, Minecraft, Server, Spycraft, suspected spy, WOMAN

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4987
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47
Holy Grails Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8072
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. u know why? cuz we got spies from germany and china, like, fighting over airport details in minecraft. u gotta join this server to see the drama unfold, man. will the woman get away with it? will the spy be caught? who knows, bro. but one thing’s for sure, u won’t find this kind of crazy shiz anywhere else. so come on, join us and witness the epic battle of the airport spies. it’s gonna be wild, dude.