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  • SMPretentiousCraft – The Most Pretentious Minecraft SMP

    SMPretentiousCraft – The Most Pretentious Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 3962
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 234
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 151 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most ridiculously over-the-top Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to fill out an application to join.

    If you’re not on this server, you might as well be playing with dirt blocks in single player mode. We have the most epic builds, the most intense PvP battles, and the most drama-filled chat you’ll ever experience.

    Join us if you want to witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton, or see a group of villagers start a protest over their working conditions. We have so many inside jokes, even the chickens are laughing.

    But be warned, if you dare to disagree with our greatness, you will be banished to the Nether realm, where you’ll have to survive on nothing but rotten flesh and magma cubes. So come join us, if you think you can handle the insanity.

    Ice Magic Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlingCraft Minecraft Server

    BlingCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 3097
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Potions Brewed: 118
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the rich don’t know they’re rich! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, golden armor for your chickens, and a secret underground bunker filled with stacks of emerald blocks (because who needs a bank, am I right?).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive “Minecraft Millionaire’s Club,” where players who reach a million diamonds are granted access to a secret island made entirely of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that Notch himself visits this island once a year to hand out stacks of rare items and exclusive skins.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a diamond-encrusted pig into battle, wear a crown made of emerald blocks, and become a member of the most exclusive club in Minecraft history? Don’t miss out on the riches and ridiculousness that await you on our server!

    Superpowers Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RichCraft Minecraft Server

    RichCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 143
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 11 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hearing rich people brag about their private jets and designer handbags? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave those snooty rich folks behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs ride on top of chickens.

    Our server is the ultimate playground for those who want to stick it to the wealthy elite. Build your own mansion made entirely of gold blocks, ride around on a unicorn that farts rainbows, and battle against evil billionaires who are trying to take over the server with their armies of butlers and maids.

    So come join us and show those out of touch rich people what real fun looks like in Minecraft!

    Superpowers Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SmugCraft: Where Even the Creepers Are Smugger Than You

    SmugCraft: Where Even the Creepers Are Smugger Than You
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 2979
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Animals Bred: 12 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs ride around on flying llamas and the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.

    Sweaty Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • playwoa

    playwoa
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 5921
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 192 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3563
    Magic Items Found: 1347 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8451 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello everyone,

    Exciting news! Our brand new Vanilla server is now live!

    Immerse yourself in a world generated with the latest Minecraft version.

    Discover the extraordinary world of our Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds and every block tells a unique story. Immerse yourself in an amazing community where players forge unforgettable adventures, construct awe inspiring structures, and embark on thrilling quests. With custom features, dynamic gameplay, and a dedicated team, our server offers an unparalleled experience.

    Join us and be part of something truly extraordinary in the vast landscapes of Minecraft!

    See you there!

    Server IP: mc.playwoa.com

    Read these rules in full before participating on the Server or Platforms and you will avoid unpleasant consequences of having your stay cut short. Ignorance of these rules is no defense.

    In short, these rules can be summed up as follows:

    RESPECT EVERYONE

    • DO NOT CHEAT OR EXPLOIT

    • DO NOT ABUSE ARTISTIC LICENSE

    • MAINTAIN PLAYER AND ACCOUNT SAFETY

    The above rule summary should be self-explanatory; in case it’s not, a detailed explanation of each bullet point follows.

    Rules: https://playwoa.com/rules

    Join the adventure at mc.playwoa.com

    See you there! 👋

    Website: https://playwoa.com

    Discord: https://discord.com/invite/8EWAzny

    Youtubers Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Foggy Willows

    Foggy Willows
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 7947
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Foggy Willows is all about simplicity. Running on the latest vanilla jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be vanilla. We strive to give you a plain boring vanilla experience. There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play. We have a small player base of normal people, but are looking to expand.

    IP: foggywillows.com

    Palworld Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Charged Creeper

    Charged Creeper
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 3584
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Howdy! Today is our launch day!

    We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

    Grief Defender

    Core Protect

    Dungeons

    McMMO

    Player Warps

    And more!

    We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

    Discord: https://discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u

    Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com

    Bedrock Port: 25566

    Website: www.chargedcreeper.com

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  • Land of Shadowz

    Land of Shadowz
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 1433
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5723
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9991

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Land of Shadowz server! We’re a PvE server with an economy, custom mobs, mcMMO, custom enchants, and a few other things we plan on adding.

    147.135.104.232:25673

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  • Vanillarite

    Vanillarite
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 6114
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Enchantments Applied: 59 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Vanillarite is a lively, vibrant community for mature players. It’s a server of players and communities, of map art and building. Vanillarite is a place that welcomes everyone (including but not limited to lgbtqia+), but we will not tolerate people who are intolerant of others. Our community is mostly adult players and we prefer a calm and chill environment most of the time.

    ✪ Grinders

    ✪ Builders

    Sellers/Shop Owners

    ✪ Redstoners

    ✪ Map Art builders, Artwork viewable in game as a map or on the dynmap.

    ALL have a place on Vanillarite.

    The server also has excellent features for players such as:

    ✪ Claiming with toggleable flags, By default explosions/PvP are disabled but if you have a need for them you can enable them!

    ✪ Ranks, You gain “Claim blocks” as well as more commands as you get more playtime there is ZERO pay to win on this server.

    ✪ and there’s the “Ice ways” A server wide teleportation system removing the need for the modded feel of TPA.

    Anyways I would like to thank anyone who took the time to read this, I hope to see you on the server, maybe not today or tomorrow, but someday.

    IP: play.vanillarite.com

    Map: map.vanillarite.com

    Rules: rules.vanillarite.com

    Discord: discord.gg/wVEJMzd

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  • GlobeMC

    GlobeMC
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 9745
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 53
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Buildings Constructed: 47
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    GlobeMC is a geopolitical Towny server running one of the largest Earth maps in Minecraft (1:180). On GlobeMC, you can experience Towny and SiegeWar plugins, start a town or a country, start wars or trade, and much more. The server is in its beta testing phase, so the full map is not available yet. Only Italy is available

    Visit our Discord: https://discord.gg/8nyZJEpBrE

    Website: https://globemc.org/

    Server ip: beta.globemc.org

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  • Zaffeine SMP

    Zaffeine SMP
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 968
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 275 Mines Excavated: 2699
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Magic Items Found: 1527
    Star Shards Collected: 184 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Vanilla (no claims, no economy, just vanilla)

    Survival

    18+ Whitelist

    Proximity Voice Chat

    Java 1.20.4

    USA West

    Brand new world

    Zaffeine SMP is a new whitelisted 18+ only survival Minecraft community focused on having a vanilla survival multiplayer experience. There are no economy, claim, teleportation, or other semi-vanilla mods with the exception of proximity voice chat, optimizations, and very basic data packs.

    Members will hopefully bring a desire and will for fun but also are expected to be mature, reasonable adults.

    The fresh world has not launched yet. We are looking for a solid initial group of like-minded players before we begin.

    The server is currently run by me. I am a life long gamer and engineer. I work a full time job but I am happy to administer and manage the server in my spare time. I have been playing and enjoying Minecraft off and on since 2009.

    Join our Discord and apply: https://discord.gg/FD4G636M

    Mr Beast Private Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Better MC

    Better MC
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 4250
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Public Better MC server. We have a small growing community with very active players everyone is friendly and always willing to help new players. Make sure to join our community on discord for support, server updates and more!

    Modpack Version IP Address
    Better MC [FORGE] – BMC4 v26 bettermc.silverkeepmc.com

    Discord: https://discord.gg/silver-keep-155114795673190400

    Website: https://silverkeepmc.com/tag/servers/

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  • Hotdog Water

    Hotdog Water
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 2464
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hotdog Water is hardcore.

    You vote for world reset on the discord, and if people vote for it, the world is reset within five minutes.

    Hotdog Water is vanilla.

    There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, and there is no land claim.

    Rules

    PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a wiener.

    🌭 Have fun! 🌭 Server IP: play.hotdogwater.dog Website: https://hotdogwater.dog

    Discord: https://discord.gg/pU2wHDTcCB

    Video: https://youtu.be/vG0hjhuSSpE

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  • The Real SMP

    The Real SMP
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 5758
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Towns Built: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Alien Abductions: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Greetings from The Real SMP!

    💫Are you trying to find a brand-new Full Vanilla server?

    We’ve got you covered! Our intention is to deliver you a server that brightens your day.

    🌟Which features do we offer?

    We offer a stable and secure atmosphere. We offer a server that is appropriate for all gaming needs and runs continuously around the clock. We use one of the strongest anti-cheat systems so you can be sure a hacker won’t ruin your gaming experience!

    🌠 Player Shops!!

    Create a shop and sell items! Design a shop how you want it to be! Big? Small? Vintage?

    🪧 Spawn Protection!

    We protect spawn so people have a place to be welcomed into! Want to build in spawn? Apply for spawn permissions!

    🎉 Giveaways!

    We like to give back to the members that keep our server alive! Play with friends and enter giveaways!

    🆕Vanilla Plus!

    Choose how you want to play the server! Vanilla or Semi-Vanilla? Up to you!!!

    ❓Thus, why should you come along?

    Then again, why not? Your requirements are completely met by us! In order for us to grow into a more vibrant community, please join our server!

    Discord Server: https://discord.gg/VpgURMYpyu

    IP: mc.therealsmp.com

    Website: https://therealsmp.com/

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