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  • SMPretentiousCraft – The Most Pretentious Minecraft SMP

    SMPretentiousCraft – The Most Pretentious Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 5773
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 26 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 37 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most ridiculously over-the-top Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to fill out an application to join.

    If you’re not on this server, you might as well be playing with dirt blocks in single player mode. We have the most epic builds, the most intense PvP battles, and the most drama-filled chat you’ll ever experience.

    Join us if you want to witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton, or see a group of villagers start a protest over their working conditions. We have so many inside jokes, even the chickens are laughing.

    But be warned, if you dare to disagree with our greatness, you will be banished to the Nether realm, where you’ll have to survive on nothing but rotten flesh and magma cubes. So come join us, if you think you can handle the insanity.

    Steam Minecraft Servers
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  • BlingCraft Minecraft Server

    BlingCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 6540
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 50
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1674 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the rich don’t know they’re rich! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, golden armor for your chickens, and a secret underground bunker filled with stacks of emerald blocks (because who needs a bank, am I right?).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive “Minecraft Millionaire’s Club,” where players who reach a million diamonds are granted access to a secret island made entirely of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that Notch himself visits this island once a year to hand out stacks of rare items and exclusive skins.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a diamond-encrusted pig into battle, wear a crown made of emerald blocks, and become a member of the most exclusive club in Minecraft history? Don’t miss out on the riches and ridiculousness that await you on our server!

    Wizard Minecraft Server
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  • RichCraft Minecraft Server

    RichCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 7125
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Magical Moments Shared: 20
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hearing rich people brag about their private jets and designer handbags? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave those snooty rich folks behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs ride on top of chickens.

    Our server is the ultimate playground for those who want to stick it to the wealthy elite. Build your own mansion made entirely of gold blocks, ride around on a unicorn that farts rainbows, and battle against evil billionaires who are trying to take over the server with their armies of butlers and maids.

    So come join us and show those out of touch rich people what real fun looks like in Minecraft!

    Mythical Items Minecraft Servers
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  • SmugCraft: Where Even the Creepers Are Smugger Than You

    SmugCraft: Where Even the Creepers Are Smugger Than You
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 4916
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs ride around on flying llamas and the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.

    Insane Battles Minecraft Servers
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  • BukeleBlingCraft

    BukeleBlingCraft
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 2822
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 48 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Alien Abductions: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like the El Salvador Bukele clan but wit crazier wealth and properties! We got 34 new properties valued at $9 million in just 5 years, like, who does that in Minecraft?! The president and his bro are fumin’ over dis investigation, but we’re just chillin’ and buildin’ our way to riches. Join us and be part of the most scandalous server in the Minecraft world!

    Minecraft Love Server
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  • ScanSMP

    ScanSMP
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 8587
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 41 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Void Gems Collected: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to ScanSMP, a survival server with a lot of features, these include:

    Economy: Experience an economy with banks, jobs, shops, an auction house and more

    Jobs: Experience working as a miner, woodcutter and many more jobs!

    Quality of Life: This server is based on quality of life, we’ve added many things to make the game easier but hard to play at the same time.

    Shop: Get everything you want in the shop, for a fair price.

    Chest Shops: Create your own shops, here is how you can do it. Hold the item you want to sell, then, point at a chest and do /chestshop create, this will create a chest shop you can make and sell things to other players! Manage it by shifting and right clicking the chest.

    Auction House: Sell things in the auction house for players to buy, get started by doing /ah

    We need funding for our server, so help us by buying or non pay to win VIP rank in scan.tebex.io and join our discord for annoucements and updates.

    mc.scanash.xyz

    Magical Girl Minecraft Servers
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  • The Lily Pad – Where players hop along through custom biomes, fighting each other in teams while watching the map dynamically change!

    The Lily Pad – Where players hop along through custom biomes, fighting each other in teams while watching the map dynamically change!
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 651
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 75 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 413 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to The Lily Pad!

    Our unique server offers an immersive Minecraft experience like no other.

    Key Features:

    Cross-Platform Play: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    Custom Biomes: Explore unique landscapes in the Overworld, Nether, and End
    Origins System: Choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP
    Team Play: Form alliances and build together
    Dynamic Economy: Set up shops and trade with other players
    Live Map: Navigate our world easily with Dynmap

    Custom Biomes

    Discover breathtaking, hand-crafted biomes across all dimensions. From lush floating islands to fiery nether canyons, each area offers new challenges and resources.

    Origins System

    Embrace unique abilities by choosing your origin. Play as an Enderian teleporting through the world, a Merling ruling the seas, or one of many other exciting options!

    Teams

    Create or join teams to tackle ambitious projects, engage in friendly competition, or simply enjoy the company of like-minded players.

    Player-Driven Economy

    Establish your own shop, trade rare items, and contribute to our thriving economy. Your entrepreneurial spirit can flourish on The Lily Pad!

    Dynmap Integration

    Never get lost again! Our live map allows you to view the entire world, mark locations, and find your friends with ease.

    Join The Lily Pad today and experience Minecraft in a whole new way! IP: play.frogcraft.live (lilypad.live was too expensive 😔) Discord: https://discord.com/invite/6FBx3VQGuf

    We can’t wait to see you in-game!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server with both Java and Bedrock editions? Yes, our server supports cross-platform play for both Java and Bedrock players.
    How do I choose an origin in the Origins System? Simply type /origin choose [origin] in the game to select your desired origin.
    Can I create my own team on the server? Yes, you can create or join teams to collaborate with other players.
    Is there a way to set up shops in the game? Yes, you can establish your own shop on the server and trade with other players.
    How can I access the live map feature? The Dynmap integration allows you to easily navigate and view the world in real-time.

    Egirls Minecraft Server
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  • Beach Bum Adventures Minecraft Server

    Beach Bum Adventures Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 2595
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Magic Items Found: 5630
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where you’ll wake up on a beach with a picrel (half-pickle, half-squirrel) casually strolling by! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds, talking trees that give out free enchanted gear, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Saturday night! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it there’s a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and chocolate rivers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Dance Muse Minecraft Server
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  • Worth It or End Up… Minecraft SMP

    Worth It or End Up… Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 4905
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Towns Built: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your handheld devices collecting dust in a forgotten drawer? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Who needs a miyoo mini when you can have a diamond sword in hand and a creeper at your back? Trust us, this SMP will have you saying “tech gadgets who?” Join now for a chance to win a virtual pet squid named Squishy and bragging rights for surviving the most ridiculous pranks from our mischievous admins. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP today!

    Most Secret Minecraft Server
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  • GFSeatSwapMinecraftServer

    GFSeatSwapMinecraftServer
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 1546
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that values chivalry and protecting your loved ones? Look no further than our server! Just like the dilemma this guy faced on a plane, we believe in putting your girlfriend’s comfort first, even if it means sacrificing your own leg room.

    Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your chivalrous side by always giving up the best loot for your fellow players. And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation, don’t worry, we have a whole community ready to debate whether you were right or wrong in your decision-making.

    So come join us, where the only thing bigger than our world is the heart of our players (and maybe the hitboxes of our mobs, but we don’t talk about that).

    New Minecraft Update Minecraft Servers
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  • SisSwapCraft

    SisSwapCraft
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 832
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4332 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate royal treatment just like in this crazy hotel story! Imagine logging in and finding yourself in a luxurious royal suite, complete with diamond blocks and gold-plated armor. And if your room gets overbooked, don’t worry – we’ll upgrade you to an even fancier suite at no extra cost!

    But that’s not all – we also offer free flights on our virtual airline, gourmet virtual dinners cooked by our pixelated chefs, and exclusive access to our virtual spa where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and building.

    So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join us and live like royalty? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the high life in blocky paradise!

    Neet Minecraft Servers
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  • Minecraft SMP Confessions

    Minecraft SMP Confessions
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 9476
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a fan of building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats? Do you enjoy organizing epic llama races across treacherous lava pits? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us on our server where llamas reign supreme and the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along).

    Picture this: a world where llamas are the ultimate rulers, where diamond armor is so last season and everyone rides around on llama-back. Our server is a llama lover’s paradise, where you can build your dream llama palace, compete in llama fashion shows, and even participate in llama-themed treasure hunts.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner llama fanatic and join a community of like-minded players, then come on down to our server and let the llama shenanigans begin! Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back.

    Youtubers Minecraft Server
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  • PixelPanic: To Mine or Not to Mine?

    PixelPanic: To Mine or Not to Mine?
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 9954
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Crops Grown: 9785 Gods Slained: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Chimeras Created: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only decision you have to make is what color block to build your house with? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be faced with life-changing decisions every day!

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the lush forests of our server when suddenly you come across a group of villagers being attacked by a horde of zombie chickens. Do you save the villagers and risk getting pecked to death, or do you run away and live to mine another day? The choice is yours!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast said to guard a treasure trove of diamonds beyond your wildest dreams. Will you muster up the courage to face the Diamond Dragon and claim your riches, or will you cower in fear like a noob?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your decision-making skills and provide endless hours of entertainment, then join us today! Just remember, the fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands…no pressure or anything.

    Demonic Minecraft Server
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  • Pixel Pals United

    Pixel Pals United
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 7234
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 4379 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9113 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE TOOK DOWN THE INTERNET ARCHIVE WITH OUR EPIC BUILDING SKILLS. WE BUILT A GIANT CREEPER THAT EXPLODED AND TOOK OUT THE WHOLE WEBSITE. NOW WE’RE ON A MISSION TO BUILD A MEGA CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS. JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST CHAOTIC AND HILARIOUS SERVER EVER. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND.

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