SNLcraft: What’s UR Fave Skit?

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, get ready to have your mind blown and your sides split on our server! We’ve got more laughs than a stand-up comedy show hosted by a pack of hyenas.

Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to mine for diamonds. Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will have you rolling on the floor with their antics. Need a break from building? Take a break and watch our live SNL skit performances in-game.

So why join our server? Because life’s too short to be serious all the time. Come join the fun and see why we’re the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Taste Bud Adventures

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9314	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got magical unicorns dat poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a sparkly unicorn into battle, amirite?

Also, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who give u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs outta ur butt. it’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and throw epic dance parties? yeah, it’s wild.

So, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s get weird together. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

Calorie Cut Craft

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6473
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Star Shards Collected:	255
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server
Launch Date	Few weeks ago

Overview:

Enival is a fresh, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. The server offers proximity chat for a more immersive experience, allows players to suggest and vote on changes, and has a whitelist system to keep griefers out. It also includes a few quality-of-life mods/datapacks for a better gameplay experience and does not have teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience.

FAQ:

What is Enival?

Enival is a semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server that launched a few weeks ago, looking for more players.

What features does Enival offer?

Proximity chat for an immersive experience
A small, chill community to hang out with
Voting and suggestion system for server changes
Whitelist application process to keep griefers out
Quality-of-life mods/datapacks for an enhanced gameplay
No teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you can check out the server’s world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969 and apply in the Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ores Mined:	838
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Crops Grown:	6954	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

Bet On Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Wilderness Tamed:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

EvilCraftersUnite

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	258	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!

CraftyCorruptionEU

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	489
Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Votes:	1146
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

join our epic minecraft server and escape the corruption of hungary under orbán! our server is a magical land where you can build your own utopia without fear of corrupt leaders! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to party! come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt overlords of hungary by building the most epic minecraft castle ever seen! let’s show orbán who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

Butt Plug City

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Starlight SMP Overview

Feature	Description
Towny Plugin	Build your own towns and forge connections in a supportive environment.
Origins Mod	Choose from unique Origins, each with special abilities that suit your playstyle.
	Immerse yourself in rich, ongoing lore or create your own character and story.
Custom Content	Discover unique weapons, armor, blocks, and more to enhance your journey.
Cooking & Bakery System	Grow custom crops and craft delicious recipes.
Optional PvP	Engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.
Optional Voice Chat	Connect with others in real-time for a more immersive experience.

FAQ

Q: How do I join Starlight SMP?

A: Join our Discord and apply for the whitelist to be part of the magical world!

Q: Is the server cracked or premium Java Edition only?

A: Starlight SMP supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

A: Yes, the Towny plugin allows you to build your own towns and forge connections.

Q: What is the Origins Mod?

A: The Origins Mod lets you choose from unique Origins with special abilities to suit your playstyle.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Starlight SMP?

A: PvP is optional, you can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7685
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Village where rainbows are made of candy and the villagers ride around on magical llamas.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).

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