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Blocky Bagel Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, Bagel, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Essence of Beauty, Events, Friends, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4472
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Towns Built:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Votes:	2759

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane events and crazy banners that will make your head spin.

Ever wanted to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane torment and red damage? Or how about taking on the fury of Set in a field with light armor? Our server has it all, including 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions!

But wait, that’s not all! On our global server, you can participate in the Alabaster Calling Card event where you can experience the Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty. And don’t forget about battling Goz indoors with insane torment and red damage!

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a bunny maid or a dress limited rerun character along the way. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Speedy Minecraft SMP Player

financial news, Investment, market analysis, market bubble, market correction, market crash, market fluctuations, market panic, market rally, market sell off, market speculation, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, player, price increase, price surge, rapid growth, REDACTED, smp, Speedy, stock market, stock prices, Trading

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – every time you mine a diamond on our server, the price of Bitcoin increases by 50 cents! That’s right, you could be a millionaire just by playing Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is rumored to be a pro at doing the Macarena. Join our SMP and you might just catch him busting a move in the End dimension!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground base filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden apples and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and watch the whole market dump… with excitement!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

acceptance, banter, blocky, emotional, empowerment, Expectations, gender, gender dysphoria, Gender norms, gender reassignment, Identity, ITT, LGBTQ, Minecraft, personal journey, Self Discovery, Server, should have been a girl, society, Support, transformation, Transgender, transitioning, Understanding

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9368
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Star Shards Collected:	277	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. But watch out for the evil Creepers who are plotting to steal it for themselves!

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself wants to join, but we had to tell him sorry, no room for ghostly griefer legends here! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the Endermen show off their sick dance moves.

So why should you join our server? Because if Minecraft servers could talk, ours would say “I should have been a girl” because it’s just that fabulous!

Task Sisters Minecraft SMP

collaboration, Minecraft, organization, productivity, project management, sisters, smp, task, Task accountability, Task assignment, Task communication, task completion, Task coordination, Task deadline tracking, task delegation, Task efficiency, task management, task prioritization, Task progress tracking, Task scheduling, task tracking, Tasksisters, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	6718	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Mines Excavated:	2021
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
New Chunks Explored:	92135	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Tasksisters! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Don’t ask how, just accept it.

2. The admins are actually a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

3. We have a secret underground city where players can participate in epic PvP battles while riding on flying pigs. It’s like a mix between Mad Max and Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory.

4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into different mobs, leading to hilarious and chaotic interactions. Imagine trying to build a house while being chased by a group of zombie villagers who just want to trade with you.

5. The currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic pets. Want a dragon to guard your base? Just trade a couple of llamas and a parrot.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, come join Tasksisters today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the madness.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Bigotry, civil rights, controversial, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Hate Speech, ignorance, injustice, Interracial Relationships, Media influence, Minecraft, offensive language, Paradise, PIXEL, prejudice, racism, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Towns Built:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Villages Defended:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the craziest things happen! Join us if you want to see pretty girls getting chased by zombie pigmen or getting into epic battles with creepers. Our server is so unpredictable, you never know what kind of insane shenanigans you’ll encounter next. So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Animal Girl Overload Minecraft SMP

animal, animal ears, animal girl, animal tail, Anime, anthropomorphism, art, character design, COSPLAY, creativity, cute, Excessive, Fandom, FANTASY, Furry, girl, Hybrid, imagination, Kawaii, Kemonomimi, Manga, Minecraft, OVERLOAD, Roleplay, smp

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	249
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, we have actual animal girls running around causing chaos. And let me tell you, there is no such thing as “too much” animal girl on this server. From cat girls to dog girls to even chicken girls, you never know what kind of crazy creature you’ll run into next.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs. Yes, you heard that right. Diamond. Eggs. And if you manage to find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the chaos that comes with living in a world full of animal girls and diamond-laying chickens. It’s a crazy ride, but trust us, you won’t want to get off.

CraftyThreads – Minecraft Server

Chiesa, CraftyThreads, cristianesimo, edizione francescana, Filo, francescana, francescane, francescanesimo, francescani, francescano, francesco d’assisi, frati minori, il filo, ITA, Italiano, italiano religioso, Meditazione, Minecraft, preghiera, religione, Server, spiritualità, vita francescana

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Runes Activated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of Franciscan monks who have taken a vow of Minecraft mastery. They spend their days praying to the Minecraft gods for good loot drops and abundant diamonds.

2. The server spawn is a replica of the Vatican City, complete with a pixelated Pope giving blessings to all new players who join.

3. Our PvP arena is located on the moon, because why fight on Earth when you can battle it out in low gravity?

4. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a dragon named Sir Squishy. Defeat him and claim the loot for yourself!

5. Every Sunday, we host a massive Minecraft mass where players can repent for their blocky sins and receive enchanted items as penance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself!

Remember the rules /b Minecraft SMP

easy to remember, following the rules, HARD, Minecraft, not difficult, remember, remembering the rules, rules, smp, Thread, thread code of conduct, thread etiquette, thread guidelines, thread instructions, thread protocol, thread regulations, thread rules, thread standards, thread timestamp, Timestamp, tits

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	4916

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a strict “tits + timestamp” rule – don’t ask, just join and find out for yourself!

But that’s not all – we have a legendary tale of a player who accidentally built a house made entirely of diamond blocks, only to have it collapse on them because they forgot to add support beams. RIP diamond house, you will be missed.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world.

FontWorld Minecraft server

1.12, Adventure, advertising, building, Community, Creative, FontWorld, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, top 1, Videos, virtual world

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Dragons Tamed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

We have a small online but we have a fairly decent server on 1.12, come make advertising videos to your friends and maybe we will reach the top 1

49.12.168.17:26277

Diamonds & Dirt Minecraft Server

advice, Commitment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DATING, Decision making, diamonds, Dilemma, Dirt, emotions, Girlfriend, Honesty, long term relationship, love, loyalty, Minecraft, partner, relationship advice, relationships, Server, Significant Other, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	314	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	435817
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of your girlfriend constantly nagging you about your Minecraft addiction? Well, join our server and show her who’s boss! With our insane PvP battles and epic building competitions, she’ll be begging to play with you instead of complaining. Plus, our community is so awesome, you might just find a new Minecraft girlfriend who actually appreciates your skills. Join now and leave your real-life relationship drama behind!