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SisNoApt4DisabledBFF

aita, allergic, Animals, apartment, background check, cold shoulder, decision, disabled friend, family party, LANDLORD, Promise, Property, renting, service dog, SisNoApt4DisabledBFF, sister

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Villages Defended:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for service animals! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.

But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?

ToxicExOrMe Minecraft SMP

Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, Relationship Red Flags, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, toxic behavior, toxic breakup, toxic ex, toxic ex signs, toxic love, toxic partner, toxic patterns, toxic relationship advice, toxic relationship signs, toxic traits, ToxicExOrMe

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wondering if you’re the reason your diamond pickaxe broke or if your ex was just a toxic creeper blowing up your base? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond armor to go around. Who needs therapy when you can just blame your ex for all your problems in-game? So grab your sword, saddle up on a pig, and come join us for a server experience like no other. Just watch out for those toxic exes lurking around every corner…

KindCraft: RandomKindActs

Acts of kindness, community support, compassion, Generosity, Gratitude, Heartwarming, KindCraft, Kindness, Making A Difference, paying it forward, positive impact, Random act of kindness, RandomKindActs, selfless gesture, sharing love, small gestures, spreading joy, thoughtful gesture, touching moment, unexpected kindness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	13
Emeralds Found:	4010	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7

Have you ever been wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft, only to stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Our players are so generous that they’ll even build you a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, just because they can.

One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!

But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!

CommieCraft: Not Our MamaLand

Beijing, CommieCraft, Communist China, cross-strait relations, Democracy, east asia, foreign policy, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, mamaland, motherland, nationalism, One China policy, Politics, president, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan Strait, Taiwan-China relations, Taiwanese identity, Tsai Ing-wen, Xi Jinping

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5

so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Brain Boosting Mini Games

Attention, Blood flow, BOOSTING, Brain, brain development, brain function, brain health, children, cognitive functions, concentration, Decision making, elbow circles, Exercises, games, Memory, mental focus, Mini, motor skills, neurology, physical activity, prefrontal cortex, rubbing hands, simple exercises, single-leg balance

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ores Mined:	5344

come join our minecraft server for the most epic brain workout of your life, bro! we got kids doing simple exercises like rubbing hands and balancing on one leg to increase blood flow to their prefrontal cortex. why? because that’s where all the decision-making, memory, and attention happens, duh! so if you wanna level up your brain power while building epic structures in minecraft, this server is the place to be. plus, who doesn’t wanna see a bunch of kids doing elbow circles in a virtual world? it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Bleach Block Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bleach, BLOCK, day off, Fighting, Hollows, Ichigo kurosaki, Manga, Minecraft, Orihime Inoue, Quincy, Relaxation, Renji Abarai, Rukia Kuchiki, Server, shinigami, shonen jump, soul reaper, Soul Society, Uryu Ishida, Zanpakuto

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Buildings Constructed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of fighting hollows and saving the Soul Society all the time? Well, Ichigo sure is! That’s why he’s taking a day off and inviting you to join him on this epic Minecraft server!

Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).

But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?

So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!

/TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, Bretonnia, CA future plans, Concept Art, general, Hotfix 5.2.2, Hotfix 5.2.7, Minecraft, Older Titles, Patch 5.2 Devblog, Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2, Roll Charts, smp, Steam, Tactics, TOTAL, total war, Total War franchise, Total War General, Total War previous thread, total war warhammer, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Total War: Warhammer III, twg, War

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in Bretonnia ain’t free edition, where the land is filled with mystical creatures and dangerous quests await you at every turn.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.

But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!

DoggoDilemmaCraft

abandoned dog, animal rights, animal welfare, dog ownership, dog ownership dispute, dog rehoming, dog rescue, DoggoDilemmaCraft, ethical dilemma, golden retriever, neighbor dispute, pet abandonment, pet abandonment laws, pet adoption, pet care, pet custody, Pet loyalty, pet neglect, pet ownership, pet rehoming, responsible pet ownership

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2458
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than the story of Mark and Julie abandoning their dog, Buddy, for six whole months!

Just like how Buddy found a new home with our player, you’ll find a new home in our server filled with adventure, challenges, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs Mark and Julie when you can have a loyal companion like Buddy by your side?

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to unreasonable neighbors, just like our player did. Show them who’s boss and make your mark in our wacky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RedFlagGirlMC SMP

biggest red flags, Controlling, DATING, dishonesty, girl, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of communication, Manipulation, red flags in a girlfriend, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a relationship, red flags in a romantic interest, red flags in a significant other, red flags in a woman, RedFlagGirlMC, relationships, smp, toxic behavior, warning signs

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Farms Harvested:	725	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Join our SMP and you’ll find yourself in a world where the biggest red flags in a girl are actually giant red banners that lead you to hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot. That’s right, forget about relationship drama, we’re all about the treasure hunt drama here!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a legendary player known as “The Enderdragon Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can tame Enderdragons and ride them into battle against other players. Will you be able to defeat this mythical creature and claim the title of Dragon Master?

So come join us on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive pranks from your fellow players). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ParentalBoundariesMC

Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, family boundaries, family dynamics, family rules, family structure, healthy boundaries, household boundaries, long term impact of parental boundaries, parental agreements, parental boundaries, parental teamwork, ParentalBoundariesMC, parenting, parenting boundaries, Parenting styles, relationships, setting limits, upbringing

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6008
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dragons Tamed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers with strict rules and boundaries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest ride in town! Join us and experience a world where the only boundaries are the ones you build yourself (literally, build whatever you want, we don’t judge).

Our server is so crazy, even your parents would be like, “What boundaries did we establish again?”. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Join us today and let the madness begin!