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DineWithDeadLegends

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

If you could invite any historical figure to dinner, why not join our Minecraft server and invite them to a virtual feast instead? Imagine sitting down to a blocky banquet with Cleopatra, Julius Caesar, and Genghis Khan all arguing over who gets the last pork chop! Our server is so historically accurate, you might even learn a thing or two about ancient civilizations while building your own empire. So come join us and dine with the legends – just watch out for creepers trying to crash the party!

Blocktopia: Ever-Changing Terrain

blocktopia, changing, Earth’s crust, Earth’s geography, Earth’s landforms, Earth’s landmass, Earth’s landscape, Earth’s lithosphere, Earth’s surface, Earth’s surface changes, Earth’s terrain, Earth’s topography, Environmental Science, Erosion, EverChanging, geography, geological activity, geology, landforms, natural processes, surface area, tectonic plates, Terrain

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3827
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and stuff, when suddenly the whole Earth’s surface starts changin’! Like, one minute you’re walkin’ on grass and the next minute you’re swimmin’ in lava! It’s cray-cray, man!

Join our server for the ultimate thrill ride of never knowin’ what the heck is gonna happen next! Maybe one day you’ll be buildin’ a castle in the sky, and the next day you’ll be fightin’ off a horde of zombie chickens! It’s a wild ride, for sure!

And get this, we have the most epic events ever! Like, one time we had a giant pig race where the winner got a million diamonds! And another time, we had a buildin’ competition where the loser had to wear a chicken suit for a whole week! It was hilarious, dude!

So, like, come join us on the most unpredictable, insane, and downright bonkers Minecraft server out there! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and excitement, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun and excitement, am I right?

VeggieCraft: Live Long & Prosper

balanced diet, climate change, dairy consumption, environmental impact, food choices, health benefits, healthy diet, healthy eating habits, healthy lifestyle, Live, Long, Longevity, lower risk of premature death, meat consumption, minimally processed foods, new study, nutrition, plant based diet, plant foods, Prosper, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable diet, sustainable living, VeggieCraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where eating healthy food can literally save your life!!! like, seriously dude, this server is so lit that just by playing on it, you are extending your lifespan by like a million years or something. we got all the best plant foods for you to chow down on, plus a little bit of meat and dairy to keep things interesting.

imagine a world where you can build your dream house while also improving your health and saving the planet. sounds too good to be true, right? well, it’s not! on our server, you can do all that and more. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start living your best, healthiest life in minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it! #healthyliving #minecraftgoals #savetheplanet

AxChaos server Minecraft

Account.., AxChaos, AxeChaos, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, OWNER, Server, ServerAdvertisement, ServerImage

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

The owner of the “AxeChaos” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

f2.apexnodes.xyz:15111

Shadowvale Citadel

CITADEL, Crate, Crates, Economy, Essentials, Jobs, MCMMO, Minecraft, mmo, PvE, PvP, Quests, Rewards, RPG, Server, Shadowvale, Survival, vibrant, world

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2826
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	2617
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to Shadowvale Citadel! Dive into an epic survival experience enriched with MMO and RPG elements. Choose jobs, earn rewards, and unlock crates in our vibrant world!

play.shadowvale-citadel.com

SolarionSMP: Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera! Join our java-tastic adult community today!

Adult, Application Process, Armor Stand Tools, Axgraves, blocks, Community, Coreprotect, Discord, Discord platform, Discordsrv, Drama, Drop Heads, hermitcraft, integration, java, javatastic, Join, Opera, Plugins, rules, Season, Simple VoiceChat, SinglePlayerSleep, smp, soap, SolarionSMP, Survival, Today, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2670
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to Solarion SMP

About Us
We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Solarion, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players. Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4 and extends a warm welcome to potential members. We also just started a new season!
Our Vision
Here at Solarion, we have curated a compelling roster of plugins to enhance gameplay while preserving the quintessence of the Vanilla Minecraft experience. Some of our noteworthy plugins include:
˚.⁀➷ Drop Heads – Allows you to decapitate players and mobs and get their heads.
˚.⁀➷ SinglePlayerSleep – Allows you to sleep in a bed just how you can in singleplayer.
˚.⁀➷ Armor Stand Tools – Allows you to better customize the position of armorstands and more!
˚.⁀➷ DiscordSRV – Allows you to connect and interact with players in-game from Discord!

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is Solarion SMP?	Solarion SMP is a whitelisted Survival Multiplayer server inspired by the Hermitcraft community. We aim to provide an inclusive environment for players to enjoy.
What version of Minecraft does Solarion SMP run on?	We operate on Java 1.20.4
What is the application process like?	The application process involves familiarizing yourself with our rules, providing insights into your motivations for joining, and joining our Discord for application submission.

Titcow’s Dream Minecraft Server

cowgirl, creamy, desire, dream, dream girl, FANTASY, fetish, forbidden pleasure, longing, Lust, milky breasts, Minecraft, naughty fantasies, Server, sexual frustration, sexual satisfaction, taboo, titcows, tittyfuck, unattainable, unfulfilled desires, unrequited love, white titcow, yearning

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5382
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	690

Are you tired of not being able to tittyfuck a white titcow in real life? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild adventure where you can live out all your titcow tittyfucking fantasies in a safe and virtual environment. Don’t miss out on this udderly ridiculous opportunity to fulfill your wildest dreams!

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, anonymous identity, BLOCK, Book, book recommendation, book review, Fiction, gripping storyline, intriguing plot, literary, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 679285172, novel, page-turner, Party, Server, soon, Suspense, suspenseful read, Thriller, unexpected twists., unknown author

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9084	Towns Built:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, get ready for the most epic adventure of your virtual life! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the hottest mixtapes.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all experts in building pixelated statues of themselves. Want to ride a pig into battle? No problem! Our server has flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s like a bacon-powered superhero!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the bling bling you’ll have with those babies!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride of craziness, laughter, and diamond chickens. You won’t regret it!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

artist, artist boundaries, bridezilla, cousin drama, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Minecraft, refusing to tattoo, Server, tattooing, Wedding, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding party, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	44334
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Votes:	7192	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us and experience the drama of a lifetime, just like the OP’s mom dealing with the tattoo dilemma. Will she finally get that tattoo of Matty at his wedding? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between Becky and Matty as their wedding plans go up in flames. Will they make it down the aisle or will it all go down in flames? Only on our server!

And don’t forget about the wild party that Becky is throwing instead of a wedding. It’s going to be a rager and you’re invited! Who needs a wedding when you can have a party, are we right?

So come join our server and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even make a new friend like OP did with Becky. Just remember, drama is guaranteed on our server!

NephewNoobZone

aita, child behavior, child manipulation, child safety, child supervision, cousin interactions, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, holding my ground, inappropriate actions, NephewNoobZone, off behavior, overreacting, parental concerns, security camera footage, strange feeling, trust issues, validation, wife’s nephew

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Emeralds Found:	5052	Ores Mined:	4407

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s nephew? Look no further! Join our server for a truly twisted gaming experience.

Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a little bit of chaos and mystery. Just like how you can’t quite put your finger on what’s up with your wife’s nephew, you’ll never quite know what to expect on our server.

From strange interactions with other players to mind-boggling manipulations, our server will keep you on your toes. And don’t worry, we’ve got security cameras in place to catch all the crazy moments for your viewing pleasure.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your wife’s nephew’s behavior, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some family secrets along the way.