Snitchin Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FosterCraft: Snitchin’ Edition

adoption, Boundaries, case worker, child advocacy, child welfare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Edition, emotional well being, family dynamics, foster care system, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, legal implications, professional ethics, Reporting, sibling relationship, Snitchin, support group, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your average creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun, just like trying to herd a bunch of ocelots in-game.

Join us for a wild time where the only rule is to have a blast! We’ve got more twists and turns than a redstone contraption built by a noob. And speaking of noobs, even they will feel like pros on our server.

Need a break from the real world drama? Our server is the perfect escape! It’s like diving into a pool of slime blocks – bouncy, unpredictable, and oh so satisfying.

So come on over and join the madness! Who needs a case worker when you’ve got a whole community of fellow Minecrafters to support you? Let’s build, mine, and laugh until the cows come home (literally, we have a cow farm on the server). See you in the game!

Clown Based Minecraft Server

Based, Clown, clowns, Court, Digimon, Dragon Quest Monsters, Effort, games, ideas, japanese fans, Kaka, lawsuit failed, Minecraft, Nationality, Nintendo, nothingburger, Pocket Pair lawsuit, retard ninteniggers, Seething, Server, Shin Megami Tensei

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	764	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

art, atrocious art, bad art, Burnout, CSM, drawing talent, Fujimoto, gege, Horikoshi, incomplete art, inconsistent art, Jjk, Manga, Master, mha, Minecraft, PIXEL, rough artwork, series, shonen jump, smp, stylistic choice

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

JobBlock Minecraft Server

career, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, exhaustion, family, financial burden, household chores, JobBlock, Marriage, Minecraft, Overtime, overwhelmed, parenting, part time, Resentment, responsibilities, sacrifice, second job, Server, Support, work-life balance

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Votes:	3332	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

ShoelessSpouseCraft

clog slides, cold shoulder, Communication, discussing boundaries, emotional response, family dynamics, giving away belongings, Marriage, misunderstanding, new shoes, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, resolving conflicts, ShoelessSpouseCraft, Shoes, silent treatment, size difference, slipper/shoe, tight finances, uncomfortable shoes, Upset

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

#revelation, Astonishing, astonishing realization, eye-opening, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, mind-blowing discovery, new information, recent discovery, shocking news, Shocking.., ShookCraft, Startling, startling fact, Stunning, Surprising, surprising revelation, Ultimate, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, unexpected information

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Potions Brewed:	140	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

clinical trials, DoubleDoseCraft, Effectiveness, health, HIV, HIV prevention, HIV transmission., immune response, immunization, infectious diseases, medical advancements, Minecraft, Prevention, public health, research, Server, Treatment, two-dose schedule, vaccination strategy, vaccine development, vaccine efficacy, Vaccines, viral infections

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Emeralds Found:	6079	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Divine Spears Created:	26	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

Armed Forces, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarfare, Defense, Diplomacy, Domestically produced weapons, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Military depots, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, SECURITY, strike, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crops Grown:	9212
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	165
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

bathroom, blocky, bodily functions, Calls, discomfort, emergency, go, INCONVENIENCE, Issue, Minecraft, Nature, Need, POL, Problem, problem with nature, Problems, Relief, restroom, Server, Situation, TOILET, UNCOMFORTABLE, Urgency, Urgent

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7923
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

BlockyBae, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

NoPlansNoNiece

3 year old, Angry, Babysitting, Call, DESPERATE, family, last Saturday, mood, Netflix, Niece, NoPlansNoNiece, Plans, refusal, Relax, selfish, sibling, sister, Upset, Urgent, work

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!