HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT IS SO EPIC, EVEN DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE WOULD JOIN IF THEY WEREN’T TOO BUSY GETTING CIRCUMCISED BUT STILL HAVING A FORESKIN? YEAH, THAT’S HOW CRAZY THIS SERVER IS. WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY A GIANT PIECE OF CHEESE FLOATING IN SPACE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU CAN BUILD YOUR HOUSE ON A SLICE OF CHEDDAR OR A CHUNK OF BLUE CHEESE, WHATEVER TICKLES YOUR FANCY.
SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN AND MAYBE BRING A SNACK BECAUSE YOU MIGHT GET HUNGRY FOR CHEESE. YOLO, AMIRITE?