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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 4316 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT IS SO EPIC, EVEN DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE WOULD JOIN IF THEY WEREN’T TOO BUSY GETTING CIRCUMCISED BUT STILL HAVING A FORESKIN? YEAH, THAT’S HOW CRAZY THIS SERVER IS. WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY A GIANT PIECE OF CHEESE FLOATING IN SPACE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU CAN BUILD YOUR HOUSE ON A SLICE OF CHEDDAR OR A CHUNK OF BLUE CHEESE, WHATEVER TICKLES YOUR FANCY.
SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN AND MAYBE BRING A SNACK BECAUSE YOU MIGHT GET HUNGRY FOR CHEESE. YOLO, AMIRITE?
