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ParentalBlockXmasDinner

adaptations, aita, Canceled, christmas dinner, complaining, Cooking, Decorated, deep cleaned, Destroyed, dog, elderly parents, favorites, gift, Hosting, husband, menu, mixed feelings, ParentalBlockXmasDinner, parents, peaceful dinner, peed everywhere, poodle, quiet dinner, rearrange, rude tone, snide text, to go plates, Tweaks, uninviting

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	8205	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Star Shards Collected:	202
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	751	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uninvite elderly parents to Christmas dinner for bringing their poodle! We put in so much effort to prep for this dinner, but when mom wanted to bring her dog that pees everywhere, we had to say no. And when she chose her poodle over us, we decided to cancel last minute and have a peaceful dinner alone.

Join our server for some drama, some pet peeves, and some unexpected twists! Who knows what crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next. And don’t worry, you can bring your own poodle – as long as it doesn’t destroy any dog beds!

FartCraft: The Great Mystery

abdominal muscles, body functions, bowel control, Bowel Movements, Colon, defecation, digestion, digestive process, digestive system, FartCraft, FARTING, flatulence, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal system, Great, intestines, Mystery, passing gas, pooping, Rectum, sphincter muscles, waste elimination

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Towns Built:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Infernal Machines Built:	0

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got the answer to life’s biggest question: how does our body know when to fart and when to poop? Our server is like a magical portal to the land of butt mysteries and bodily functions.

Once upon a time, there was a brave Minecraft player who ventured into our server and discovered the ancient secret of the fart-poop dilemma. Legend has it that they were granted the power to control their farts and poops with just a flick of their pixelated wrist.

Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and bodily exploration. Who knows, maybe you’ll unlock the secrets of the universe while building a giant toilet castle or battling poop monsters in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate farting warrior of the Minecraft world!

WirelessDreamsMC

data analysis, gold-standard method, healthcare innovation, important information, improved results, Medical research, medical technology, non-invasive, patient care, patient-friendly, redesigned process, researchers, sleep disorders, sleep monitoring, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep studies, technology advancement, wire-free, WirelessDreamsMC

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Villages Defended:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

join dis cray cray minecraft server where we redesign everything like sleep studies but without all da wires yo! we got results dat are GOLD STANDARD, just like dat time i found a diamond block in a cave full of creepers. come join us and experience da ultimate minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and da only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some epic fun, cuz dis server is where dreams come true (unless ur dream is to never get blown up by a creeper, cuz dat’s just impossible). #minecraftmadness #wirelessredstone #diamondsareforever

VeganCatFoodMinecraftServer

animal ethics, animal rights, animal welfare, cat behavior, cat health, cat preferences, ethical eating, ethical pet food, feline diet, meat alternatives, meat-free diet, meat-free pet food, pet dietary needs, pet health concerns, pet nutrition, plant based diet, plant-based pet food, vegan cat food, vegan options, VeganCatFoodMinecraftServer, vegetarian cat food

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Crops Grown:	1895	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Star Shards Collected:	278	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5566	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as quirky as your vegan cat? Look no further! Our server is so wacky, even your cat will be scratching its head in confusion. Join us for a wild ride where vegan cat food is the norm and meat is considered a crime against feline-kind. Who knows, maybe your cat will finally find a server where it fits in…or not. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast trying!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

addition, Additions, Agreement, blocktopia, Community, COMPLETE, completion, consensus, cover, decision, discussion, FINAL, Future, gen 0, generation, group, MEMBERSHIP, Minecraft, NEW MEMBER, opinion, Server, speculation, Unity

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers with no new updates or additions? Well, look no further because our server is constantly adding new members to gen 0 like it’s going out of style! We’ve got more new faces than a plastic surgeon’s waiting room! Join us for a wild ride of surprises and never-ending excitement! Who knows, maybe next week we’ll add a talking llama as a new member, because why not? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server around!

StealMyStuff Minecraft Server

birthday gift, clothes, collection, confession, Confrontation, customized locket, Demand, Fault, Girlfriend, instagram, jewelry, makeup, makeup package, Minecraft, overreacting, screaming, Server, sibling conflict, stealing, StealMyStuff, Stepbrother, stepfamily, Yelling

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of your stepbrother and his sneaky girlfriend stealing your stuff? Join our Minecraft server where you can build a fortress to protect all your precious loot! No more worrying about your stepbrother swiping your makeup or jewelry, you can keep it all safe in your virtual world.

On our server, you can even create traps to catch any thieves trying to steal from you. Build a maze of booby traps to outsmart your stepbrother and his girlfriend, and teach them a lesson they won’t forget!

Join now and show them who’s boss in the ultimate battle for your belongings. Don’t let anyone mess with your stuff, take control in the most epic way possible on our Minecraft server!

MILvsKids: The Ultimate Showdown

children, Communication, Competition, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, cultural norms, decorating, emotional impact, Fairness, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, generational differences, gift card, grandchildren, in-laws, MILvsKids, parenting, showdown, social etiquette, traditional values, Ultimate

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	321
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a family cookie decorating competition? Look no further! Join our server where the stakes are high and the cookies are even higher!

We promise outrageous competitions where grown adults may end up winning over children, just like in that cookie decorating showdown. But don’t worry, we’ll make sure the kids get their fair share of the prize in the end (maybe).

Join us for a server filled with family drama, cookie decorating controversies, and a whole lot of fun. Who knew Minecraft could be this intense? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you have what it takes to come out on top!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

accomplishment, blockbusters, goal achieved, hard work pays off, life milestone, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal achievement, personal growth, proud accomplishment, proud achievement, proud experience, proud life milestone, proud memory, proud moment, proud moment in life, proud of myself, proud personal achievement, reaching goals, self improvement, Server, success

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Have you ever built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano while riding a pig? No? Well, you can do that on our Minecraft server! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft daredevil. Who needs real-life accomplishments when you can conquer virtual challenges like taming a dragon with a diamond sword while wearing a tutu made of creeper skins? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MineLifeGoals

balance, Contentment, definition, fulfillment, goals, good life, Happiness, health, joy, MineLifeGoals, Peace, prosperity, purpose, quality of life, relationships, satisfaction, spirituality, success, VALUES, wealth, well-being

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is here to redefine what it means to live your best blocky life!

Join our server and experience a life filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Who needs a good life when you can have an EPIC life on our server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the mines, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. That’s right, forget about defining a good life – on our server, you’ll be too busy living your BEST life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a good life when you can have a totally bonkers one instead?

RocketRaidersMC

aggression, airstrikes, Attacks, border, Conflict, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, Hezbollah attacks, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, Military, northern Israel, RETALIATION, RocketRaidersMC, Rockets, SECURITY, Tensions, Terrorism, UAVs, violence

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Towns Built:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Secret Passages Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9916	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Yo, so like, this server is lit af because we got Hezbollah shooting rockets and UAVs into Northern Israel. Like, who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have explosions and chaos all around you, amirite? Join now for a chance to dodge missiles while building your dream castle. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form. Don’t miss out on the adrenaline rush, join now!

TomatoCraft: The Fruit Platter Mystery

agriculture, biology, BOTANY, classification, confusion, Cooking, Culinary, culture, debate, diet, Food, Fruit, Healthy Eating, ingredients, Misconception, Mystery, nutrition, platter, platters, Science, TomatoCraft, tomatoes, Vegetable

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the tomatoes are always in the fruit platters and the potatoes are dancing with the carrots. we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. our players have built a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and ends with a splash in a pool of diamond blocks. join us for the chaos and the laughter, and maybe even discover the truth behind the tomato conspiracy.