snide remarks Minecraft Servers

Snide Remarks

  • InsecurityMine Minecraft Server

    InsecurityMine Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this juicy real-life story! Join us for a server full of twists and turns, just like the unexpected encounters between our players.

    Looking for some intense rivalries and passive-aggressive interactions? Look no further, as our server is filled with players who will make snide remarks, whisper behind your back, and create uncomfortable tension just like in the real world.

    But don’t worry, our server is all about standing up for yourself and not letting anyone bring you down. Just like the OP in this story, you can shut down your enemies with a witty comeback and show them who’s boss.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where you never know what drama will unfold next! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MommaCraft Minecraft Server

    MommaCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to deal with any toxic family drama like the one mentioned above! Join us and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted negativity.

    Our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life problems and immerse yourself in a community of players who just want to have a good time. Plus, we have the most epic build battles and treasure hunts that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    And the best part? We guarantee that no one will ever call you fat or make snide remarks about your appearance. In fact, we celebrate all shapes and sizes here and believe that everyone is beautiful in their own way.

    So come join us on our server and leave all your worries behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast playing Minecraft with us? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BoomerBlockerCraft

    BoomerBlockerCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously savage old school phrases that will leave your opponents crying in their pixelated boots! Join us and unleash insults like “Your build is so ugly, it looks like it was made by a creeper with no arms!” or “You mine like a noob with a wooden pickaxe!” Trust us, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing while your enemies rage quit in shame. So come on, join us and let the insults fly!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GenderRevealPartyMinecraftServer

    GenderRevealPartyMinecraftServer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of drama in your life? Looking for a place to escape and have some fun? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a rollercoaster!

    We promise no one will question the paternity of your pixelated baby or make snide remarks about your virtual fashion choices. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

    So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Spooky fun for everyone!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Emerald Valley SMP

    Emerald Valley SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Emerald SMP Season 1

    Overview:

    Features Description
    Vanilla gameplay No mods except a few QoL plugins, pure Minecraft experience
    Player ran economy Players can trade and sell items to each other
    Whitelisted server Safe and enjoyable environment for players
    PvE and optional PvP Players can choose to engage in player versus environment or player versus player gameplay
    SFW environment Safe for work environment with strict rules against inappropriate content

    FAQ:

    Q: How do I join Emerald SMP?

    A: Join our Discord server, complete a quick application to be whitelisted, and then start your adventure!

    Q: Why should I join Emerald SMP?

    A: If you’re looking for a friendly, player-driven server with a focus on creativity and collaboration, Emerald SMP is the perfect place for you.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on Emerald SMP?

    A: No, we have a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.

    Q: Can I trade with other players on Emerald SMP?

    A: Yes, players can engage in player-to-player trading to exchange items and resources.

    Q: Are there any specific rules I should be aware of on Emerald SMP?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to maintain a respectful and friendly community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Eternal Quests 1.21.2

    Eternal Quests 1.21.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill of rimming a horse’s filthy asshole, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

    We got horses for days, man, and you can get up close and personal with their buttholes like never before.

    Forget about building cool structures or fighting mobs, the real fun is in getting down and dirty with those horse booties.

    Don’t question it, just join and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most bizarre way possible.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cash4Diamonds Minecraft SMP

    Cash4Diamonds Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP because it’s literally like winning the lottery but better! Like, imagine getting so much money that you can buy all the diamond blocks in the world and build a castle made out of them! And then you can hire a whole army of villagers to protect it from creepers and zombies.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join this SMP, you’ll also have the chance to win a real-life unicorn that poops out golden apples! And not just any golden apples, but enchanted ones that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the richest and most powerful player in the whole Minecraft universe! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #unicornpoop #diamondcastle #minecraftgoals 🦄💰💎

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FartCraft: Blame the Creeper

    FartCraft: Blame the Creeper

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for your bodily functions on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, farting is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! In fact, we have a whole mini-game dedicated to who can let out the loudest toot. Join us and let your gas flag fly!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WhaleMeatDogFood Minecraft Server

    WhaleMeatDogFood Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we ride whales into battle and feast on their meat like true vikings! we have a secret underground base filled with dog food made from imported whale meat from finland. become a whale warrior and defend our precious food source from the evil cat army. join now for a chance to ride a whale into battle and feast like a true viking!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • JeninJournosGoneWild

    JeninJournosGoneWild

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

    Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary Minecraft player known only as “The Potato King.” Rumor has it he can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Plus, he’s always down for a dance party in the Nether.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Sheep. These funky sheep are known for their killer dance moves and can drop disco balls as loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even a Palestinian journalist shot dead in Jenin by a rogue chicken with a bow and arrow. Just kidding… or am I? 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP