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  • ComplimentCraft

    ComplimentCraft
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 9726
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 22 Demon Skulls Collected: 46
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is nice to each other? Well, look no further! Join our server where our players will compliment you with backhanded insults like “Wow, you’re so good at mining for someone who’s so terrible at building” or “I love your skin, it’s so unique… in a bad way.”

    But that’s not all! Our server also has insane events like the time our admin accidentally turned all the sheep into exploding pigs, causing chaos and hilarity for hours. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing to 80s music.

    So come join us on this wild rollercoaster of a server, where the insults are disguised as compliments and the adventures are crazier than a creeper on caffeine. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Any a-Petra Global Minecraft SMP

    Any a-Petra Global Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 7694
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Runes Activated: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 46 Dragon Eggs Found: 7951

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our resident superhero players Petra and Anya are there to save the day with their epic diamond swords and enchanted armor.

    Need a break from all the chaos? Take a stroll through our enchanted forest filled with talking animals and magical portals that lead to secret treasure rooms. But watch out for the mischievous trolls who like to play pranks on unsuspecting players!

    And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the ultimate challenge and try to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig? It’s the ultimate test of skill and silliness!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • JoblessDadOfferDecline

    JoblessDadOfferDecline
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 6273
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Falling into the Void: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a server that’s as mysterious as a dark cave? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, betrayal, and shady business deals.

    Just like the protagonist in a suspenseful novel, you’ll be faced with the challenge of navigating through murky waters as you try to figure out what exactly is going on. Will you uncover the truth behind the cryptic invitations and hidden agendas? Or will you fall victim to the cunning schemes of our enigmatic benefactors?

    With a cast of characters straight out of a soap opera, including a father figure with a checkered past and a wife with a famous skin and wellness clinic, you’ll never be bored on our server. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself embroiled in a high-stakes marketing venture that could change the course of your virtual life forever.

    So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists, join us on our Minecraft server today. Who knows what secrets and surprises await you in the shadows of our virtual world?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • IllegalAddictMinecraftSMP

    IllegalAddictMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 2673
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only illegal thing you can do is steal your friend’s diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us if you can’t live without the thrill of breaking the law in Minecraft!

    We’ve got a thriving black market where you can buy and sell illegal items like enchanted golden apples, dragon eggs, and even TNT cannons. Need to smuggle some contraband across the border? No problem, just hop on our server and join our underground network of secret tunnels and hidden chests.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most wanted criminals in the Minecraft world. From notorious griefers to expert hackers, you never know who you might run into on our server. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to take on the server’s resident mafia boss in a high-stakes game of cat and mouse.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of living on the wrong side of the law in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockbusterBinge

    BlockbusterBinge
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 5833
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 214
    Ores Mined: 4664 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of watching the same old movies over and over again? Well, it’s time to switch things up and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because our server is like a never-ending movie marathon, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors.

    Picture this: you’re exploring a vast world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all wearing top hats and monocles. They invite you to join their fancy tea party, but little do you know, it’s actually a trap set by a mischievous group of llamas who just want to steal your diamonds.

    But fear not, because on our server, you’ll never run out of hilarious and absurd adventures to embark on. From building giant roller coasters that launch you into the sky to staging epic battles against an army of evil chickens, the possibilities are endless. So why rewatch that same old movie for the hundredth time when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join today and let the insanity begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ☀️ Sunburnt SMP: Surviving with Sunglasses! Now with extra fishy business, weekly challenges, and the occasional PvP sunburn 😎🐟🔥

    ☀️ Sunburnt SMP: Surviving with Sunglasses! Now with extra fishy business, weekly challenges, and the occasional PvP sunburn 😎🐟🔥
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 1864
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Dragon Eggs Found: 6915
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Shaded Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Server IP play.shaded.gg
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    About Shaded Minecraft Server:

    Hello, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024!

    Key Features:

    1. NEW! Fishing Log
    2. NEW! Lobster Pots
    3. NEW! PvP Arena
    4. Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
    5. Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
    6. Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
    7. Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges
    8. 50+ Custom Enchants
    9. mcMMO Skills and Progression

    Connect with Us:

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • High Ecstasy Pics Minecraft Server

    High Ecstasy Pics Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 8192
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready for the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us and ask a bi guy why he likes to get high on ecstacy and take pictures of himself in tight women’s clothing – because why not?! Plus, we have all the pizza you could ever want, and our server is constantly filled with hilarious videos and webms of our wild adventures. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join now and be prepared for non-stop laughter and insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Raidou Collection Minecraft SMP

    Raidou Collection Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 6890
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because Raidou collection is here to shake things up!

    Join our server for a chance to witness the legendary Raidou collection, where players can battle it out to see who can collect the most outrageous items in the game. From diamond-encrusted pickaxes to enchanted golden carrots, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – rumors have it that a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures is hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the loot for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Raidou collection today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StepmomNotMomLOL

    StepmomNotMomLOL
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 4425
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family dynamics are more complicated than a telenovela! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating stepmom drama, work friend awkwardness, and parental arguments – all while building your dream virtual world. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the craziest family dynamics unfold right before your eyes? So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DrunkCraft SMP: Dumbest Moves!

    DrunkCraft SMP: Dumbest Moves!
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 1606
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with drunken shenanigans and high jinks that will have you questioning your sanity. From building giant statues of chickens to creating roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there is never a dull moment on our server.

    But the real question is, what is the stupidest thing you have done while drunk/high? Share your craziest stories with us and see if you can top the time someone accidentally blew up their entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos that ensues when you mix Minecraft with a bunch of intoxicated players.

    So come on, join our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember to always play responsibly… or not, we won’t judge!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBustersCraft

    BlockBustersCraft
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 2291
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Farms Harvested: 361 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you addicted to Minecraft? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our server! Our server is so addictive that it will make you forget all about your addiction to Minecraft. We have magical potions that will make you never want to leave, and our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll never want to log off. Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out and plot world domination. So come join us and break your addiction to Minecraft once and for all!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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