🔥snide comment Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CompliSMP-Insults!

backhanded compliment, clever insult, clever insult phrase, CompliSMPInsults, cutting remark, disguised compliment, double entendre, favorite insult, insincere praise, insult humor, passive aggressive, sarcasm, shade throwing, sly dig, snarky remark, sneaky insult, snide comment, subtle jab, underhanded compliment, veiled insult, witty put-down

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/200	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Our server is home to the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. Need a break from all the chaos? Just sit back and enjoy some popcorn as you watch our resident drama llama stir up trouble in the chat.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to drop it like it’s hot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember, don’t feed the Endermen after midnight!

Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, sus, Women, Wyt

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/800	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8720	Mines Excavated:	4641
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

CraftyUkrainianDefense

$375 million, additional, Appropriation, Assistance, Conflict, Congress, CraftyUkrainianDefense, Defense, defense budget, Equipment, foreign policy, funding, international relations, military aid, Reuters, SECURITY, Support, Ukraine, united states, US, weapons

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/200	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

Allowed, Boredom, Edition, Fun, smp, survival multiplayer tweaks diamond economy events warp stones teleport bucketable entities crafting enjoyable community server features tweaks safe house vanilla game new twists friends, Twist, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/900	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
How can I earn diamonds?	You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
What type of events are hosted?	We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

#chanboard, #cyberharassment, #digitalculture, #keyboardwarriors, #onlinebehavior, #OnlineCommunity, #webculture, 4chan, ANONYMOUS, banter, blocky, cyberbullying, cyberculture, forum, hate, imageboard, internet, memes, Minecraft, Negativity, Server, Toxicity, trolling, Trolls

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/300	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

Current Character Banners, drip marketing, feixiao files, feixiao general, Feixiao Trailer, Flying Aureus Shot, general, Honkai, honkai community, Honkai Impact 3, Honkai Impact resources, honkai lore, honkai star rail, Light Cone Banners, Lupine Rue, Minecraft, Myriad Celestia Trailer, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, smp, star, Star Rail General, taking it easy, Thread Template

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/600	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dimension Hops:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

MomCraft Server

babysitter, Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, daycare, family, full-time, Fun, instagram, Jealousy, judgment, MomCraft, Mother, parenting, partying, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister, stay at home, vacation, young

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/200	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

CoffeeCraftChargerDrama

aita, BAG, barista, clean up, close together, coffee shop, CoffeeCraftChargerDrama, condition, contact info, free drink, laptop, laptop charger, mop, new charger, replacement drink, RESPONSIBILITY, Spill, spilled coffee, Tables, towel

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/500	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dimension Hops:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

So, picture this: you’re chilling at a coffee shop, minding your own business, when suddenly your bag decides to pull a ninja move and knock over someone’s coffee. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t spill coffee – we spill fun and laughter!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own coffee shop (no ninja bags allowed) and make friends with baristas who clean up spills with mops like it’s nobody’s business. And hey, if you accidentally spill coffee on someone’s laptop charger, no worries! We’ve got a whole community of players who will offer to replace it for free, just because they’re that awesome.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the coffee spills (and the laughs) begin! Who knew a simple coffee mishap could lead to such epic Minecraft shenanigans?

PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition

acting career, adolescence, Before and after, Celebrity, child actor, Development, dramatic, Edition, entertainment industry, famous personalities, GLOW, growth spurt, Hollywood, noticeable difference, Off Screen, on-screen, physical changes, puberty change, PubertyCraft, series, transformation, tv show, young performer

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/100	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you ready to witness the most epic glow-up in child actor history? Join our Minecraft server and witness the transformation of a lifetime as our players go through puberty right before your very eyes! From squeaky voices to deep baritones, you won’t believe your ears! Plus, rumor has it that one player even grew a full beard overnight – talk about a glow-up! Don’t miss out on the drama, join now and witness the puberty magic unfold before your very eyes!

AlJazeCraft: Raided by Israel PD

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera network, AlJazeCraft, Bureau, Censorship, Conflict, controversy, freedom of press, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, investigation, Israel, Journalism, journalism ethics, Media, MIDDLE EAST, News, Police, press freedom, Raided, Raids

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/400	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Potions Brewed:	152	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the Israel Police raided Al Jazeera Bureau, but, like, on this server, we raid each other’s bases for fun! it’s like, total chaos, bro. you gotta be there to experience the madness. plus, like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs. no joke, man. you gotta see it to believe it. so, like, come join us and be part of the craziness. trust me, you won’t regret it!

⭐❤️⭐HAVE TIME TO GET A DONATE – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/700	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Version > 1.9-1.21

¦

Modes > Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run (BedWars, coming soon)

¦

Server advantages:

1. No byte for donation

2. No lags

3. Friendly admins

4. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR)

¦

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

¦

Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Things for X lvl

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

¦

⭐ IP: play.zrich.ru

❤️ Website: MineRich.ru

⭐ Discord: https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR

mega.zrich.ru