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CompliSMP-Insults!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Our server is home to the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. Need a break from all the chaos? Just sit back and enjoy some popcorn as you watch our resident drama llama stir up trouble in the chat.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to drop it like it’s hot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember, don’t feed the Endermen after midnight!

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Limbus Company General – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our Mirror Dungeon #4 is so wacky that you’ll find yourself questioning reality as you navigate through it. Watch out for the Mirror of the Wuthering – it’s known to make players break out into spontaneous dance parties!

2. The Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade is a wild ride where you never know who (or what) you’ll encounter. From dancing llamas to singing creepers, this railway line will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might lose them in the chaos).

3. Our Target Extraction missions are like no other. Ever wanted to battle a giant octopus with a laser beam attached to its head? Well, now’s your chance! Join the fight against the ID & E.G.O known as [Ryoshu] and prepare for the most epic showdown of your Minecraft career.

So, what are you waiting for? Download our server now and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once. See you in the chaos!

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Lost Euro Memories Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us and witness the epic battle between the villagers and the pillagers as they fight for control of the server. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories surrounding the adoption of the Euro by Europe – let’s just say it involves secret underground bunkers and a plot to turn all the diamonds into emeralds. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, join our server today!

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BedrockBuddies Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever wondered what’s lurking under your bed? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you’ll find out! We have a secret underground base filled with mythical creatures, treasure chests, and even a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. Join us if you dare to uncover the mysteries that lie beneath your bed…and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way!

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InsomniaCraft

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Join our Minecraft server, of course! Our server is so exciting and addictive, you’ll never want to sleep again. We have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and throw wild parties. Our moderators are actually trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers trying to ruin your fun. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to sleep forever!

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Imperionis

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INTRODUCING IMPERIONIS

The year is 1803, and Europe is on the brink of monumental change. The Napoleonic Wars have erupted, plunging the European continent into a series of intense military conflicts that will reshape nations and redefine borders. With over 40+ Historically Accurate Nations to choose from, you have the ability to reshape history. Step into the roles of leaders from this pivotal era, navigating complex alliances, managing resources, and leading armies to victory or defeat. As the fate of Europe hangs in the balance, will you emerge as a conqueror or be swept away by the tides of war? The stage is set and history awaits your command.

NOTE: Not released yet, join Discord for more information!

Join discord: https://discord.gg/edBrmMpAqJ

megacy.net:20500

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Nasty SMP

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Nasty SMP is a new 1.21.1 Minecraft sever. It is a whitelisted java server looking for new semi-active members to join in order to grow the community.

The server is mostly vanilla with a couple quality of life plugins to make traveling easier. The server is mostly run by the players who it change by natural ingame events or polls run in the discord.

If your interested in joining the server first click the link bellow and join the discord, than fill out a short application and finally tell us your ingame name.

We accept all ages and are pretty lax on the the rules for the most part except when it comes to hacking (xray, crystal aura, etc), hardcore griefing (if both players agree to do something than its fine), along with some other things illustrated in the discord.

Thank you for reading this, and we look forward to hearing from you soon!

https://discord.gg/gUTy4K2DjW

nastysmp.com

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Join Blue Horizon MC for a wave of fun with custom tools, epic spawners, and more surprises!🌊

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Blue Horizon Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Dynamic Survival Experience	Enjoy Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, and Custom items/tools/armors.
Enhanced Quality of Life	Access Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, and more.
Exciting Crate Rewards	Monthly rotating Crate content with custom armors, tools, and enchantments.
Player-Driven Economy	Trade in shops, create your own shop, and participate in the server’s economy.
In-Game Ranks	24 in-game ranks with unique perks and rewards for progression.

Blue Horizon Minecraft Server FAQ

What is Blue Horizon?

Blue Horizon is a vibrant SMP Minecraft server that offers a dynamic survival experience with custom features and content.

When was Blue Horizon launched?

Blue Horizon was launched in August of 2024.

What features does Blue Horizon offer?

Blue Horizon offers Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, Custom items/tools/armors, Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crate Rewards, Player-Driven Economy, and In-Game Ranks.

How can I join Blue Horizon?

You can join Blue Horizon by visiting their website at https://blue-horizon.tebex.io/ or through their Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net.

Is there a Blue Horizon Discord server?

Yes, Blue Horizon has a Discord server. You can join it at https://discord.gg/TcVM3zvySA.

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because La Familia is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join our server and become part of the craziest family in the Minecraft world. We have llama rodeos every Saturday, where you can show off your mad llama riding skills and compete for the title of Llama King or Queen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, join our weekly treasure hunts where you can search for hidden loot in the depths of our custom-made dungeons. Just watch out for the evil Potato King who guards the most valuable treasures with his army of killer potatoes.

So what are you waiting for? Join La Familia today and experience Minecraft like never before!

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Cried Today Minecraft SMP – Oshi Loss Feels

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Are you tired of losing your Minecraft oshi? Do you find yourself shedding tears over your terminated oshis? Well, fear not, because on our server, oshis never truly leave you! Join us and experience the magical resurrection of your oshi in the most unexpected ways. From oshis returning as powerful bosses to guiding you through epic quests, our server is truly a haven for all oshi enthusiasts. So come on, join us and never worry about losing your oshi again!

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MethHeadMansion Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server with drama and excitement? Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with unwanted visitors like Methany! Our server is so exclusive, even half of our own family doesn’t know where it is located.

But don’t worry, we have a strict ‘No Trespassing’ policy just like in real life. You can practice your big boy voice and assert your dominance just like the OP did with Methany. Who knows, maybe you’ll encounter your own demon-possessed intruder looking for a hangout spot!

Join now for a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience. Just remember, if you see someone lurking outside your virtual window, grab your virtual 9mm and show them who’s boss!

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