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CompliSMP-Insults!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Our server is home to the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. Need a break from all the chaos? Just sit back and enjoy some popcorn as you watch our resident drama llama stir up trouble in the chat.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to drop it like it’s hot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember, don’t feed the Endermen after midnight!

Gohan’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Buildings Constructed:	48	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because Gohan himself has personally endorsed our server as the best place to build, mine, and survive in style!

Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with superhuman Minecraft skills and the ability to mine diamonds with just a single punch. Not to mention, our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, including the legendary Creeper King who drops explosive loot for those brave enough to take him on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes if you can find his hidden treasure chest. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Dimension, where everything is made of delicious tacos and the lava flows with salsa.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ores Mined:	9408
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Animals Bred:	94	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the Washingtons have taken over and are on a mission to recognize every single thread in the game! That’s right, every thread will be acknowledged and celebrated in all its pixelated glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Will you be able to impress this elusive creature with your construction skills?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the Washingtons reign supreme and the adventures never end!

FordMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2771
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Star Shards Collected:	109	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Love Letters Sent:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

FordMC is India’s Best Minecraft Lifesteal Server

What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal

(Ford MC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: fordmc.mine.bz:25646 ◆ Bedrock Port: 25646

Come Join the fire and compete with many other players to drill the leaderboard!

fordmc.mine.bz:25646

MCMilitia Factions

Custom Enchants, Envoys, Factions, factions upgrades, ftop rewards, MCMilitia, Skyblock

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Factions server with lots of innovative custom features for all to enjoy. custom enchants, envoys, ftop rewards, factions upgrades

play.mcmilitia.net

Lectern SMP [1.8 – 1.20]

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Villages Defended:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Welcome to Lectern SMP, a small community where anyone can play survival with grief protection, claim a creative plot, and try out BedWars or Murder Mystery. Take advantage of Quests to enhance your experience and learn how to create your own! Both Java and Bedrock Edition players may connect. See you there!

play.browsit.org:25581

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Potions Brewed:	152
Players Killed by Monsters:	7867	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Animals Bred:	39	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

kwe9.vanillaboxmc.ru

[⭐] FreedomCraft | City Roleplay | Business Ownership | Political Careers | Custom Map

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to FreedomCraft!Server IP: freedomcraft.xyzOverviewFreedomCraft is an American-themed city roleplay server where players can own businesses, run for mayor, and experience a bustling city life with a twist of adventure.

Connect with any version from 1.20.1 to 1.20.6 and dive into a modern American setting with custom features and a meticulously designed custom map for all players to explore and enjoy.

Why Join FreedomCraft?

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Join Our Community!

Discord: https://discord.gg/freedomcraftmc

freedomcraft.xyz

Crafty Celeb Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Look no further than our server, where drama is always on the menu! Join us for the “Celeb threadParker is human trash edition” and experience the wildest Minecraft community around.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while simultaneously roasting your fellow players in the chat? Our server is like a virtual reality show, with alliances forming and backstabbing aplenty. Who will be the next to be crowned the ultimate Minecraft drama queen?

But that’s not all – our server also has the most insane build competitions you’ve ever seen. Build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt? Sure, why not! Create a pixel art masterpiece of your favorite celebrity gossip blogger? Absolutely! The possibilities are endless, and the crazier your build, the more likely you are to win some epic prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the “Celeb threadParker is human trash edition” Minecraft server and prepare for a wild ride filled with drama, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

GiveUpLand Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8353	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of the real world crushing your dreams and aspirations? Do you just want to give up and become faustian? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server where you won’t be killed for camping outside, where public water access is easy and clean, and where free or emergency health care is available to all players. Need food? No problem! We’ve got easy fishing, food banks, and even old restaurant food for you to feast on.

And don’t worry about danger, our server is not obscenely dangerous like the real world. Say goodbye to murder hobos and hello to a peaceful and relaxing gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server today and escape the harsh realities of life. Who needs to be a millionaire when you can be a Minecraft master instead?

RedCatMc

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival Creative Minigames PvP Skyblock Economy Towny Factions Roleplay Vanilla Modded Hardcore Adventure Quests Dungeons Magic Farming Building Exploration VillagerTrading

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Votes:	2496	Love Letters Sent:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Villages Defended:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

RedCatMc – Unleash the Power of Ore and Strategy! Master custom ore generation and forge your path to riches. Discover hidden traders for rare treasures and secrets. Engage in thrilling PvP across most regions. Customize your adventure with unique features. Join our vibrant community today!

Redcatmc.my.pebble.host:25589