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SneezeCraft Server: Roaring Like Lions!

lion roar, Lions, loud sneezes, Roaring, Server, sneeze analysis, sneeze behavior, sneeze explanations, sneeze intensity, sneeze patterns, sneeze questions, sneeze research, sneeze sounds, sneeze study, sneeze theories, sneeze volume, SneezeCraft, sneezing, sneezing habits, sneezing like a lion, sneezing noises, strange sneezing, unusual sneezing

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone sneezes like a timid kitten? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who sneeze like they are trying to out-roar a lion! Join us for epic sneezing battles that will leave you in stitches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Sneeze Olympics, where players compete in events like the Longest Sneeze and the Most Creative Sneeze. Think you have what it takes to be crowned the Sneeze Champion?

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on a giant tissue box floating in the sky? Yes, you read that right. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, sneezing, and crying tears of joy.

WaybackCraft SMP: GovtGoneOops

Accountability, archives, Censorship, data integrity, data preservation, deleted pages, digital history, digital preservation, freedom of information, Government, government transparency, GovtGoneOops, historical records, Information Security, internet archive, online censorship, preservation, smp, transparency, US Whitehouse, wayback machine, WaybackCraft, Website

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Star Shards Collected:	168	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Runes Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

LOL GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Whitehouse website but on crack! We got pages being deleted left and right, but don’t worry, the Wayback Machine got our backs, archiving all that juicy content for us to explore.

Imagine if someone tries to censor our archives, like bro, that’s some next level drama right there. We gotta band together and protect our precious internet history, just like how we protect our diamond armor in the Nether.

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret government files, and maybe even some cursed images from the dark web. Who knows what we’ll uncover in this wacky world of digital chaos? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for truth, justice, and maybe a few memes along the way. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🤣🤙 #WaybackMachineSMP #ProtectTheArchives #MinecraftConspiracyTheoryMadness

ZuckCraft: Cure Diseases or Bust!

Bust, charitable giving, cure, cure diseases, disease eradication, disease prevention, diseases, Facebook founder, global health, Health Innovation, Healthcare, healthcare funding, healthcare initiatives, Mark Zuckerberg, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, philanthropy, public health, social responsibility, technology in healthcare, Wife, ZuckCraft, Zuckerberg Foundation

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Void Armor Forged:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Towns Built:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Mark Zuckerberg’s failed attempts at curing diseases? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about those two and their empty promises. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s more entertaining than watching Mark try to act like a human. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those boring billionaires in the dust!

BalticBlockParty

Alliance, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, BalticBlockParty, Conflict, Defense, DOMINANCE, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, military presence, nato, Politics, russia, Russia-NATO relations, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Tensions, territorial waters

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mines Excavated:	1149	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight against the evil NATO dominance in the Baltic Sea! we ride polar bears into battle and use vodka as our secret weapon. build your own russian fortress and defend against the invading enemies with your trusty balalaika. join us and together we will show those pesky NATO who’s boss in the virtual world of minecraft! da comrade, let’s do this!

MythBuster’s ClimateCraft

#sustainability, activism, Challenging, climate action, climate advocacy, climate change, climate crisis, climate justice, climate policy, climate science, climate scientist, ClimateCraft, environmental activism, environmentalism, global warming, myth of neutrality, MythBusters, neutrality myth, scientific neutrality, scientific research, time to ditch

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3412
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Votes:	4911
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no spice? well, come join our server where we have climate scientists arguing about ditching the myth of neutrality! imagine mining for diamonds while listening to intense debates about climate change! who needs boring old factions when you can have heated discussions about activism and science? join now and be part of the revolution against neutrality myths! plus, our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures, guarded by a team of ninja sheep. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s challenge the neutrality myth together!

Near Vanilla

admin team, Biomes, close-knit, Communication, community-driven, Competitions, Cooperative, creations, Discord, Dynamap, Events, International, Ip:, Minecraft, Play styles, Server, Server Guide, shopping districts, smp, Suggestions, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Near Vanilla Server Overview

Near Vanilla is a close-knit community server where players come together to build, collect, explore, and have fun. The perks of being a member can be seen in our cooperative builds, player competitions, vibrant shopping districts, and other events. All play styles are welcome, from those who want to venture out on their own to those who want to work cooperatively with others. We’re sure you will find exactly what you are looking for in your SMP experience while making some great friends and builds along the way.

Server Details:

IP	play.nearvanilla.com
Website	https://nearvanilla.com
Server Guide	Our Notion Page
Map	https://map.nearvanilla.com

Requirements:

18+ only

Mature and Respectful

Zero Tolerance Policy:

No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behaviour is tolerated. Toxic behaviour is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”:

Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
WanderfulAdditions*: control armor stands and make item frames invisible
Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
Custom plugins created for our server

To apply through Discord, click the link below:

Apply here!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join if I am under 18?	Sorry, Near Vanilla is for players who are 18 and older only.
Are there rules against griefing?	Yes, griefing is not allowed on the server and will result in consequences.
What should I do if I see someone hacking?	Please report any hacking or cheating behavior to the server staff immediately.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, suggestions are always welcome and can be discussed on our Discord server.

Pretentious Pixel Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, Bad manga, Manga, manga analysis, manga art, manga characters, Manga community, manga critique, Manga culture, Manga fandom, manga genres, manga plot, Manga Reading, manga recommendations, Manga reviews, manga storytelling, manga styles, PIXEL, pretentious, pretentious in a bad way, pretentious manga, Realm

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

OMG, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the blocks are like, soooooo square and stuff? Like, you can build a whole world out of blocks and make it look like a unicorn threw up rainbows everywhere!

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure of mining, crafting, and building your way to becoming the ruler of the pixelated universe!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?)

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of Minecraft madness!

Rent-a-Boyfriend Minecraft Server

apartment drama, bedroom Olympics, disrupting cardio sessions, financial deception, influencer life, lease agreement, live-in romance, love nest, meddling in relationship, Minecraft, personal space invasion, relationship turmoil, Rent-a-Boyfriend scam, RentABoyfriend, roommate, roommate boundaries, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, Server, sexy staycations, third wheel, white noise machine

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a telenovela! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected plot twists and outrageous storylines.

Picture this: you log in to find yourself sharing a virtual apartment with your roommate Sarah and her boyfriend Jake. But wait, there’s a catch – Jake has officially moved in without your consent! He’s eating all your virtual snacks, hogging the virtual bathroom, and turning the virtual WiFi into his personal gaming pipeline.

But that’s not all – Sarah is charging Jake virtual rent behind your back, while you’re stuck eating virtual leftovers like a peasant. It’s a virtual scandal of epic proportions!

When you confront Sarah and spill the virtual tea to Jake, all hell breaks loose. Jake demands his virtual money back, Sarah is furious at you for ruining her virtual influencer lifestyle, and their virtual relationship hangs by a thread.

So, if you’re ready for a virtual adventure filled with betrayal, deception, and virtual love triangles, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs reality TV when you have this level of virtual drama?

BlockyBoysDating

Adopted, awkward situation, Blind, blind date, blind dating, blind perspective, blind phrasing, BlockyBoysDating, Communication, Cultural differences, Darkskinned, DATING, first date, independent, misunderstanding, racism, retinitis pigmentosa, rp, Social Interaction, speech to text, visually impaired

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of pink llamas come charging at you with enchanted swords! Or how about building your dream castle only to have it attacked by a horde of flying pigs armed with TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even blind dates can’t handle it. Just like the time a player accidentally insulted someone’s accent and they disappeared faster than a creeper in daylight.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a chicken riding a spider, join us now! And remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if you’re legally blind. 😉

SadnessLevel10-MinecraftSMP

coping mechanisms, emotional awareness, emotional check-in, emotional health, emotional scale, emotions, feelings, introspection, mental assessment, mental check-in, mental health, mental state, Mental Wellbeing, mood assessment, Sadness, SadnessLevel10MinecraftSMP, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5387
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin our fun.

And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who can shoot laser beams out of his eyes. He’s like our protector against all the griefers and trolls who try to mess with us. Plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a secret treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

So if you’re feeling sad or bored or just need a good laugh, come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s make this server the wackiest, most ridiculous place in all of Minecraft history!

MineCraftMastery98%

Elite, excepțional, Expertise, GIFTED, high level, Mastery, MineCraftMastery98, Niche, proficiency, rare, skill, SPECIALIZED, standout, Superiority, talent, top performer, top tier, Unique, unmatched, Unparalleled, Unrivaled

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5412	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of being just average at everything? Do you want to show off your skills and dominate like a Minecraft pro? Look no further than our server, where 98% of players will bow down to your superior gaming prowess! Join us and become the ruler of the blocky world, where even the creepers fear your name. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your epic skills and leave the competition in the dust. Join now and unleash your inner Minecraft god!