SNEEZES Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mayo’s Realm 1.20

#youtube, art, covers, DECORATE, DreamCooking, Earblessings, Egoistic seesaw, Generals, Hag, Hakui Koyori, Happiness√Koyorinium, HoloX, Koyo, Koyolive, Mayo, Mayo Rules, Mayos, New Journey, original songs, Otome yo motomeyo QED, PINK, Realm, Shijyo Saidai no QUESTION!, SNEEZES, Tear Gazer, Treats, twitter, Unbalance, VT, wao, 博衣こより

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8046
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! Why, you ask? Because we have Koyorinium blessings that will make your ears tingle with joy! Plus, we offer fresh milk flavored chus for all Joshu, because who doesn’t want that? Don’t forget the mayo and soap with Koyo scent – it’s a must-have for all Joshu! So come on, join us and experience the madness of Koyolive in Minecraft! Just remember, always end with Koyo and spread those Koyoyos like there’s no tomorrow!

Mayo’s Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, art, covers, DECORATE, DreamCooking, Earblessings, Egoistic seesaw, Generals containing Koyo, Hag, Hakui Koyori, HoloX, Koyo, Mayo Rules, Mayos, New Journey, Otome yo motomeyo QED, PINK, Realm, Shijyo Saidai no QUESTION!, SNEEZES, Tear Gazer, Treats, Unbalance, wao, 博衣こより

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9732
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Runes Activated:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Emeralds Found:	8149	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and madness. Imagine building your own castle while jamming out to some sick tunes like WAO! and Egoistic seesaw by the one and only Hakui Koyori.

But wait, there’s more! You can also cover your favorite songs, collaborate with other players, and even create some insane art inspired by Koyori herself. And don’t forget about the earblessings, sneezes, treats, and everything else that will make your head spin like a top.

Plus, we’ve got some mayo rules that will make you question reality, like always ending with Koyo and keeping things seiso like Joshu-kun. So come on, join us and let’s spread the Koyoyo love all over this Minecraft server!

> Bitcoin Sneezes Minecraft SMP

alt season, alts, bearish, Bitcoin, Blockchain, Bullish, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, hodl, Investment, market, Minecraft, Moon, Nuke, Pump, smp, SNEEZES, speculation, Trading, volatility, wagmi

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, even the bitcoins sneeze! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy things will happen next, like alts not nuking and some of them even pumping! Is this the start of alt season? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss out on all the WAGMI fun! Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Mayo’s Crafting Corner Minecraft Server

#youtube, art, Collabs, Corner, covers, Crafting, Divegrass, DreamCooking, Earblessings, Egoistic seesaw, Hakui Koyori, HoloX, Joshus, Koyo, Koyolive, Mayo, Mayo Rules, Mayos, Minecraft, New Journey, original songs, Otome yo motomeyo QED, Server, Shijyo Saidai no QUESTION!, SNEEZES, solos, Tear Gazer, Treats, twitter, Unbalance, vt//hag, vt//pink, wao, 博衣こより

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is filled with insane builds, wacky mini-games, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like “Divegrass” that will have you shouting “WAO WAO” in excitement. Plus, our rules are simple: always end with “Koyo” and never delete the rules or you’ll face the wrath of the Koyoyo.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t be a boring Joshu, be a part of our wacky world and spread the Koyoyo love!

MayoCraft Server – Hakui’s Blocky Adventures

#youtube, Adventures, art, blocky, covers, DreamCooking, Earblessings, Egoistic seesaw, Hag, Hakui Koyori, Hakuis, HoloX, Koyo, Koyolive, Mayo, Mayo Rules, MayoCraft, New Journey, original songs, Otome yo motomeyo QED, PINK, Server, Shijyo Saidai no QUESTION!, SNEEZES, Tear Gazer, Treats, twitter, Unbalance, VT, wao, zako

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Love Letters Sent:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Potions Brewed:	103	Towns Built:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to the most zako-tastic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is ruled by the one and only Zako, the zako of zako! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

2. We have a secret base that needs cleaning every day, including La+’s streaming room. But don’t worry, 50% of our mayo budget goes towards new kids clothes for La+ and cute magical girl accessories for Iroha. It’s a win-win situation!

3. Our server is filled with earblessings, sneezes, treats, and everything that bloated the OP. It’s a sensory overload of epic proportions!

4. We have a strict rule that all conversations must end with Koyo. It’s like a secret code that only the cool kids know about.

5. And finally, if you break the rules, don’t delete the rules, or refuse to accept your punishment, you’ll be banished to the land of non-zako. Trust me, you don’t want to go there.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of zako madness). See you there, Joshus!

Mayo Madness: Hakui’s Pixelated Adventure

Adventure, art, covers, Earblessings, Hag, Hakui Koyori, Hakuis, HoloX, Joshu Kissing Machine, Koyo, Koyolive, Koyoyo, madness, Mayo, Mayo Rules, original songs, PINK, pixelated, Research Division, SNEEZES, Treats, VT, wao, 博衣こより

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magic Items Found:	3553	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Towns Built:	2

Are you ready to enter the wacky world of Koyo? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with bouncy Konyoyoyos and cheers from the Joshu Kissing Machine! But beware, you must always end with Koyo or face the wrath of the Research Division’s financial report! Don’t break the rules or delete them, or else you’ll have to accept your punishment and spread Koyoyo to all the good Joshus out there! So come on, join us for some earblessings, sneezes, treats, and everything that bloated the OP – it’s a journey you won’t forget!

SubaruLovers Minecraft Server

#youtube, Anime, cute, Entertainment, Gaming, Idol, internet celebrity, japanese, Kawaii, Live Stream, love, Minecraft, ONLINE, Server, streaming, subaru, Subaru love, Subaru streaming, Subaru YouTube channel., SubaruLovers, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1860
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Hey gamers, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the only currency is memes? Well, look no further because our server is the dankest place on the block!

Not only do we have epic builds and mini-games, but we also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest Pepe memes. Rumor has it that if you collect them all, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a rainbow unicorn while shooting laser beams out of your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a mysterious cult of llamas who worship a giant potato named Spudrick. Join us in our quest to appease Spudrick and receive his blessings of infinite diamonds and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the meme-filled adventures begin! And remember, always praise Spudrick the Potato King.

SMPDownUnder: Minecraft SMP – the missing state south australia is the worst part of australia…

Adelaide, Australia, crime, criminal activity, Dangerous, Drugs, easier immigration, ISOLATION, meth addict, migrant, Minecraft, missing, missing state, murder, Outback, part, remote, serial killer, smp, SMPDownUnder, South, south australia, State, WORST, worst part of Australia

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the missing state of South Australia! Why would you want to join, you ask? Well, first of all, it’s the worst part of Australia, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride.

But wait, there’s more! Only on our server can you live out your dream of being a serial killer without any consequences. That’s right, no jail time here, just pure chaos and mayhem.

And if that’s not enticing enough, we also offer easier immigration for all you aspiring migrants. Want to start a new life in a virtual world? Look no further than our server.

Oh, and did we mention we have a thriving meth market? Get your fix and build some epic structures at the same time. Who knew Minecraft could be so versatile?

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the law, but who’s counting?).

LootCraft Minecraft Server

accidental damage, aita, child supervision, Communication Issues, family conflict, family dispute, family dynamics, Family Support, financial obligations, financial responsibility, generational differences, laptop damage, laptop repair, Lootcraft, Minecraft, niece behavior, Parenting styles, personal belongings, property damage, repair costs, Server, sibling relationships, sibling responsibility

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4605
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos of family drama doesn’t exist! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your niece appears out of nowhere and starts wreaking havoc in your virtual world. She’s throwing blocks left and right, causing chaos wherever she goes. But fear not, because on our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a fortress strong enough to withstand even the most mischievous of nieces.

And if by chance your niece manages to break your virtual laptop (yes, we have those in Minecraft too), don’t worry! Our community is here to support you, unlike that unempathetic sister of yours. We’ll help you repair your virtual belongings and get back to building epic structures in no time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the real-life family drama behind. Who needs sisters who won’t pay for broken laptops when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s craft and laugh together, because on our server, the only thing breaking will be blocks, not hearts.

MommasBoyGoneWild

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	New Chunks Explored:	85410
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! Just like the time my boyfriend’s mom hooked up with his best friend who was barely legal at the time. It’s a scandalous tale that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Who knows what other drama awaits on our server – build, mine, and uncover secrets that will make your jaw drop (just like when I found out about my boyfriend’s mom)! Join now for a gaming experience you won’t forget, filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server (unless you spill the tea like I almost did)!

LonelyCraft: FirstCraftyMove

abandoned planet, alone, Apocalypse, deserted cities, deserted world, desolation, empty streets, empty world, end of humanity, final days, FirstCraftyMove, ghost towns, ISOLATION, last breath, last human, last survivor, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, post-apocalyptic, solitary existence, solitude, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	753906
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your post-apocalyptic fantasies as the last person on Earth! But don’t worry, you won’t be alone for long because our server is populated with friendly zombies, talking animals, and even a few aliens looking for a new home.

Join us for epic quests to find the last remaining Twinkie on Earth, build a fortress out of diamond blocks to protect yourself from the radioactive mutant chickens, and participate in our weekly dance-off competitions with the ghosts of famous celebrities.

So come on down to our server and be the ultimate survivor in a world gone mad! Just remember to watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re always up to no good.

ADHDcraft: Forget-Me-Not Server

academic performance, adhd, ADHDcraft, adolescents, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral issues, brain development, children, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental disorders, Diagnosis, educational outcomes, Executive function, ForgetMeNot, learning disabilities, memory deficits, mental health, neurobiology, neurodevelopmental disorder, object recognition memory, research, Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9308
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Crops Grown:	4867
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

so, like, u know how ur brain sometimes just like, forgets stuff? well, imagine if ur brain was like, extra forgetful, like, all the time. that’s what it’s like on this server, but in a fun way! join us and see if u can remember where u put ur diamond sword or if u left ur house door open. it’s a wild ride of forgetfulness and chaos, but hey, at least u won’t be bored! come join the party and see if u can survive the ultimate memory challenge!

OldSchool MC

ADMIN, apply, Builder, Claim blocks, Community, Community Focused, COMMUNITY SERVER, Essentials, Golden Shovel, Grief Prevention, Hiring, Land Claim, Moderator, Nostalgia, nostalgic, player experience, player heads, Player needs, player rewards, PvP, SERVER-STAFF, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Hello, the creators of OldSchool MC are focused on the player’s needs first. We aim to have bring back the feel of a nostalgic, community focused server we all fell in love at some point.

IP: 172.96.164.101:25583

Players are able to claim land with a golden shovel received in /kit starter (or any golden shovel)

Simply select the two points you’d like to claim and that will claim the perimeter of the two points.

By default, players are able to claim 2000 blocks. For every hour played, the player is rewarded with more claim blocks.

There is a 50% chance of receiving player heads

Plugins: Essentials, Grief prevention, etc

We are also hiring: 1 Admin, 1 Moderator, 1 Trial-moderator and 1 Builder. /warp apply for more details

172.96.164.101:25583

Blockify

admins, backups, base building, Blockify, collaboration, Community, Friendly, gameplay, Minecraft, mobs, Pure, purest form, Resources, Simplicity, Survival, Trade, unaltered, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2837
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7514
Players Killed by Monsters:	7659	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156

Step into a world of pure, unaltered Minecraft bliss where simplicity reigns supreme. Our server is dedicated to providing an authentic vanilla Minecraft experience, free from the clutter of mods and plugins. Here, you’ll find a friendly community of players who share a love for the classic gameplay that made Minecraft a global phenomenon.

True Vanilla Experience: No mods, no plugins—just Minecraft in its purest form. Enjoy the game as it was meant to be played.

Survival Gameplay: Test your skills in survival mode. Gather resources, build your base, and fend off mobs in a challenging and rewarding environment.

Friendly Community: Join a welcoming and respectful group of players. Collaborate on massive builds, trade resources, or just chat and make new friends.

Regular Backups: Your hard work is safe with us. We perform regular backups to ensure your creations are never lost.

Dedicated Admins: Our team of dedicated admins is always on hand to ensure a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.

blockify.playmc.at

WukLamatMania Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Emeralds Found:	4040
Void Armor Forged:	18	Love Letters Sent:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you ready to have your mind blown and your socks knocked off? Well, get ready for the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on! Our server, let’s call it “The Land of Wuk Lamat,” is like nothing you’ve ever seen before.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. These llamas are here to party and they’re inviting you to join in on the fun!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen a thriller dance quite like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the sky turns into a giant pixelated rainbow and all the players turn into unicorns. That’s right, you can prance around as a majestic unicorn while battling it out with your friends in epic PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on “The Land of Wuk Lamat” and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

MoronCraft SMP: The Worst Minecraft SMP Ever

below par, below standard, comparison, DISAPPOINTING, inadequate, INFERIOR, Lacking, less impressive, long tail, Minecraft, mori, Moroncraft, not as good as, not as good as expected, not up to par, smp, subpar, substandard, unimpressive, unsatisfactory, worse than, WORST

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9317
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building dirt houses and farming cows? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so chaotic and crazy, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a gang of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about trying to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig with a saddle made of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, join us on our server! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even lose your mind a little bit. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?