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SneakySteveMC SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that poop diamonds and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner is actually a talking potato who can shoot lasers from his eyes. It’s like a whole new level of insanity, you won’t believe it until you see it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT and a giant statue of a chicken doing the Macarena. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us on this wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness. Let’s get weird, my fellow blockheads!

Subnautica Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9622	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and not take yourself too seriously! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may spit on you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones.

3. Our community events include epic llama races, where you can ride your very own llama through obstacle courses and win fabulous prizes like a golden carrot or a stack of slime blocks.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe with Efficiency 1000 and Unbreaking 100. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	6177	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

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Shit Hole Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where living in this shithole is actually the best decision you’ll ever make! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It’s like a rave party down there, but with more explosions!

2. Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips. It’s like a circus, but with more bacon!

3. Our server has a legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of a lava pit. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the ability to fart rainbows and shoot glitter out of their ears.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziness for yourself! Who knew living in a shithole could be so much fun?

Magic Mushroom SMP – Massachusetts Tomorrow

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Votes:	9999	Enchantments Applied:	62
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magic Items Found:	7679	Mythical Quests Completed:	22

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the mushrooms are so lit that even non-drug users are tempted to vote in a cucked state just to experience the madness? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Get ready for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, some seriously trippy mushrooms that will blow your mind. Join us now and see why everyone is talking about this epic Minecraft SMP!

Hug Me Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mines Excavated:	3240
Gods Slained:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with bling-bang-bang-born adventures, where you’ll discover the true meaning of sweet magic and get lost in the mesmerizing world of Meconopsis.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the ocean wave party live event and get drenched in air as you dance your heart out to the catchy tunes of pop stars and summertime hits. And if that’s not enough, join our exclusive VR dance-off where you can show off your moves and compete for the title of ultimate dancer.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore the fantastical world of フタリボシ and embark on a journey through the whimsical land of ないない. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the mysterious Tabi No Tochuu and uncover the secrets of the violet realm.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. And don’t forget to check out Ina’s AmiAmi affiliate link for some awesome merch to enhance your gaming experience. See you in the game!

Be me in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Animals Bred:	88
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

>Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of gambling without the risk of STDs!

>Imagine building your dream base while also hitting the jackpot in our virtual casino!

>Who needs a social life when you can be the richest player on the server by winning big in our custom gambling mini-games?

>Forget about relationships, join our SMP and let the blocks be your true love!

>Don’t miss out on the chance to block that girl who touched your junk and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures!

Pixel Payouts Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take dice poker to a whole new level! Forget building and mining, we’re all about the thrill of the game here. Join us for epic dice poker tournaments where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Rumor has it, the winner gets a real-life unicorn (Disclaimer: unicorn may or may not be made of pixels). So if you’re ready to test your luck and skill in a game of chance, join us on this server where the only thing you’ll be mining is victory!

Minecraft SMP: / Stable Diffusion General /

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mines Excavated:	2041	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Cats in Space edition Minecraft SMP! If you’re tired of the same old boring servers, then look no further. Our server is out of this world, quite literally. We have cats floating around in space, mining for diamonds and building epic space stations.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of alien llamas who trade rare items for space cheese. Yes, you heard that right, space cheese. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking potatoes.

Join us for a wild ride through the galaxy, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are non-stop. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane adventure. See you in space, fellow Minecrafters!

Lost Trump’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further, because our server is more cooked than a Thanksgiving turkey! With a sample data that’s more skewed than a funhouse mirror, you’ll never know what to expect next. Join us for R+1 samples in PA, R+3 samples in NC and WI, R+4 samples in AZ, R+5 samples in GA, and even D+0.6 samples in MI and D+1.5 samples in NV. It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, but with more political drama than a reality TV show. So come on, join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

Zesty Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mines Excavated:	4418	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to spice things up! Literally. We have a secret potion that will make your character zestier than a lemon on a hot summer day. Imagine running around the server leaving a trail of citrusy goodness in your wake. Creepers won’t know what hit them!

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered friends that will do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted the power to lay eggs yourself. Who wouldn’t want to be a part-time chicken?

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the Pigman Mafia reigns supreme. They may look cute and cuddly, but don’t be fooled – these pigs mean business. If you can earn their trust, you may just find yourself with a powerful ally in your quest for dominance.

So come join us on our zesty, chicken-filled, pig-tastic adventure. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our wacky world? Just remember, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade…or throw them at your enemies.