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CompliSMP-Insults!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Our server is home to the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. Need a break from all the chaos? Just sit back and enjoy some popcorn as you watch our resident drama llama stir up trouble in the chat.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to drop it like it’s hot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember, don’t feed the Endermen after midnight!

CraftyGuardianMC

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5053
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the russian invaders are actually friendly villagers trying to trade you potatoes for emeralds! our commander-in-chief is actually a chicken named syrskyi who leads us into battle against the evil creepers trying to take over our pixelated world. join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter as we defend our land from the invading hordes of zombies and skeletons. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show those russian invaders who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

AI-WeatherCraft: Fast & Accurate!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106
Players Killed by Monsters:	2021	Emeralds Found:	956
Dimension Hops:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, totally insane, bro. You gotta join because, get this, Google developed this crazy weather forecasting thingy for the server. It’s like a mix of physics and AI and stuff. So now, when you’re building your epic castle or whatever, you’ll know exactly when it’s gonna rain so you can like, grab your umbrella or something. Plus, it’s super fast and saves energy, which is like, totally cool. So yeah, join this server and be the ultimate weather wizard of Minecraft!

Hyflip Network

Bedwars, Mini Games

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5940
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Void Gems Collected:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Brazilian Minecraft server, currently being developed by Flipbrick Studios.

We want to bring the best possible gameplay experience to our players, supporting original and alternative Minecraft, PC and Pojav.

Here you can play our currently available minigames: Bed Wars, One In The Chamber and The Hyflip Pit.

Our idea is to listen to our community, receiving feedback and increasingly improving everyone’s experience. We value the maximum audience in all categories. Our idea will be to add as many minigames as possible in the future. We will soon have our beta launch. Join our Discord and stay up to date with all the news.

mc.hyflip.com:25566

Pirate SMP

Community, Economy, Exploration, FRIENDSHIPS, Fun, home, Leaderboards, Minecraft, multiplayer, Npcs, pirate smp, Plugins, Reset, Server, shopping, Shops, Small, Survival, Towns, Tpa, world

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crops Grown:	7913
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Welcome to PirateSMP! We are a small fun community built around building towns, exploring the world, building new friendships and meeting new people! We hope you enjoy it! We use a couple plugins ranging from Shops/Economy to /home and TPA as well as leaderboards and NPCs! Come on out and give us a try! We reset the world every 4 months!

play.piratesmp.com

TwinScythe: Where tornadoes and voice chat collide in a modded mess!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dimension Hops:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magic Items Found:	7435	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TwinScythe TFC
Mod	TerraFirmaCraft
Mods in Pack	Furniture, Horse Carts, Ships, Weather
PvP	Enabled everywhere except on claims
Admin Shop	Sells ores, buys charcoal, earn money by killing undead mobs
Role Play	Encouraged but not required

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Fzy3sQsXhQ for instructions on getting the mod pack and joining the server.

Is role play mandatory on the server?

Role play is highly encouraged but not required. Feel free to role play as much or as little as you like.

Can I sell items at the admin shop?

The admin shop sells ores and buys charcoal, but you can also earn money by killing undead mobs in-game.

Are there any specific rules for PvP?

PvP is enabled everywhere except on claims. Be mindful of other players and their territories.

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3748	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Are you tired of being an incel and not getting any action? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a thriving virtual prostitution industry where you can access sex and intimacy without leaving the comfort of your own blocky home. No need to worry about fines for car sex or pimps here – our prostitutes make a killing and don’t pay taxes because it’s all in the “shadow” business. Join us and experience the cheat code for incels – who needs real-life interactions when you can have it all in Minecraft? So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride!

NoAnimeNoManga Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, missing out on all the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans of your favorite anime and manga characters? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can finally live out your wildest anime dreams. Want to fight giant monsters with a magical sword? Done. How about building a giant mech to battle your friends in epic robot wars? You got it. And don’t even get us started on the insane food combos you can create – ramen pizza, anyone?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret society of talking animals who hold the key to unlocking hidden powers within the game. Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Rainbow Llama, you’ll gain the ability to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Trust us, it’s totally legit.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to boring real life – because in our Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

StepDadSaysNoToGivingMeAway

Boundaries, ceremony, Communication, compromise, Conflict, culture, Decision making, Expectations, family, giving me away, Mother, relationship, Respect, StepDadSaysNoToGivingMeAway, Stepfather, Support, tradition, Traditions, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	196	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

Are you tired of boring old weddings where everything is traditional and predictable? Join our Minecraft server for a wedding experience like no other!

Picture this: instead of walking down the aisle with your dad, you can ride a pig while your mom’s new husband, Phil, chases after you on a chicken! It’s a wedding procession that will have all your guests laughing and cheering.

But wait, there’s more! Instead of exchanging rings, you can exchange enchanted diamond swords for the ultimate declaration of love and commitment. And forget about cutting a cake, why not battle it out in a PvP arena to determine who gets the last piece of cake?

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wedding experience that will have everyone talking for years to come. Who needs a traditional wedding when you can have a crazy, fun-filled celebration like this? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyPay Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	8770
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Crops Grown:	3913
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	New Chunks Explored:	530685
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Oh, you know, I joined this epic Minecraft server where the pigs ride on flying llamas and the creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. I used my first salary to buy a diamond pickaxe and mine my way to the top of the leaderboard. Now I rule over my own kingdom made entirely out of cake and rainbow-colored sheep. Trust me, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve battled a dragon while riding a giant chicken. Join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Divine Spears Created:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and nonsensical conversations that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to the most absurd group of players you’ll ever meet. From debating whether cows can fly to discussing the best way to cook a diamond sword, there’s never a dull moment in our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly “Most Stupid Thing Said” competition, where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous and nonsensical statement. The winner gets a prize so ridiculous, we can’t even tell you what it is.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure? Come on over and see just how stupid things can get on our Minecraft server!