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NoPorkJuly4th

Assertiveness, BBQ city, catering to allergies, chronic migraines, dietary restrictions, disrespectful behavior., EpiPen, family conflicts, family dynamics, family gatherings, food allergies, food manipulation, food preferences, food sensitivities, Fourth of July, NoPorkJuly4th, pork triggers, refusing to eat pork, respecting boundaries, sneaking bacon, standing up for myself

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family BBQs gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server and leave the pork-induced migraines behind. Our community is full of players who understand the struggle of food allergies and won’t throw away your EpiPen just because they don’t like needles.

We promise not to sneak bacon into your virtual food and we definitely won’t pressure you to eat ribs on the 4th of July (or any other day for that matter). Plus, we have a strict policy against disrespecting your food preferences – because who needs that kind of drama in a blocky world?

So come join us for a pork-free, drama-free Minecraft experience. You won’t regret it – unless you’re a fan of pork, in which case, maybe stick to your dad’s BBQ city server. Just kidding, join us and let’s build a world where food allergies are respected and EpiPens are cherished!

Minecraft SMP: JeetCraft

acceptance, break up, brothers, Closure, emotions, ending, Farewell, Goodbye, healing, Heartache, it’s over, jeet bros, JeetCraft, letting go, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, relationship, separation, smp

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Farms Harvested:	356	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with other players to take down a gang of evil llamas who have been terrorizing the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional exploding sheep.

CarCraftCashCow

Accountability, car accident, car maintenance, car ownership, car repairs, car safety, CarCraftCashCow, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, Decision making, driving habits, family dynamics, financial independence, financial responsibility, life lessons, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, teaching a lesson, teenage driver, tough love

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Picture this: you’re cruising along in your virtual car, jamming out to some tunes on the radio, when suddenly BAM! You crash into a semi truck and the airbags deploy. But don’t worry, because on our server, the only thing that gets smushed is the front bumper of your car. And guess what? You have to pay $5000 for the repairs! Talk about a lesson in responsibility, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with fast food restaurants where you can work to earn virtual money to pay for those crazy car repairs. Who knew flipping virtual burgers could be so lucrative?

So come join us on our server for a hilarious and outrageous gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

NightmareCraft

anxiety, bedtime stress, bedtime worries, fear, insomnia, late night anxiety, late night thoughts, midnight worries, NightmareCraft, nighttime anxiety, nighttime fears, overthinking, restless mind, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleepless nights, sleeplessness, stress, tossing and turning, worries

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5720
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and embark on epic adventures that will keep you up all night long (literally)!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start attacking you. But don’t worry, our server has custom mobs that will keep you on your toes and make every mining trip a thrilling experience.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and guarded by a giant llama with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring nights and hello to epic Minecraft madness!

SpyKids Minecraft Server

children, cold war, covert operation, Diplomatic, double agents, Espionage, espionage thriller, family, Flight, intelligence, international relations, KGB, Minecraft, Moscow, Nationality, prisoner swap, Russian, secret agents, Server, soviet union, spy couple, SpyKids, swap deal

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1075
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

so, liek, this server is so lit that even russian spies wanna join! imagine being a spy kid and finding out ur russian on a plane ride to moscow! that’s the kind of wild ride u can expect on this server. join us and uncover ur true identity while building epic creations and battling mobs. who knows, u might even discover ur long lost twin who’s also a spy. don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life!

BlockyBanterCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	110	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL FAIRYLAND WHERE DIAMONDS GROW ON TREES AND PIGS FLY!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENDLESS SUPPLIES OF TNT FOR YOU TO BLOW STUFF UP (SAFELY, OF COURSE). AND DID I MENTION OUR PET CREEPERS? THEY’RE TRAINED TO GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING IN YOUR FACE!

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOU INTO A DRAGON IF YOU ASK NICELY. IMAGINE FLYING AROUND THE MAP BREATHING FIRE AND TERRORIZING VILLAGERS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE THE IMPOSSIBLE BECOMES POSSIBLE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LAUGHTER)

Bookworms & Boners Server

Analysis, Assessment, Authenticity, boners, book review, Bookworms, credibility, critique, Discernment, Evaluation, Honest, horniness level, IMPORTANCE, Integrity, judgment, Literature, long tail, opinion, Server, tags, writing quality

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3314
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	5376
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mines Excavated:	1883	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

So, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the macarena? well, this server is the place for u!

we got flying sheep that poop diamonds, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move.

if u join our server, u can ride a unicorn into battle and defeat the evil ender dragon with nothing but a carrot.

plus, our community is like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone is always arguing about who has the best pet rock.

so, if u wanna experience the most wacky and wild Minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to lose your mind in the best way possible.

Elite Anarchy [1.21]

Accomplishments.., alliances, Anarchy, Battles, BETRAYAL, Chaos, cheat-free, creativity, Epic battles, fair environment, freedom, Minecraft, monumental structures, no cheating, no limits, No Rules, Playground, Survival, Trust, Vibrant Community

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Dive into a world of chaos and freedom where there are no rules, no boundaries, and no limits—except one: No Cheating. Our server is the perfect playground for those who crave the thrill of survival, creativity, and unfiltered anarchy. Whether you’re looking to build monumental structures, form alliances, or wage epic battles, Elite Anarchy offers the perfect canvas for your adventures.

Join a vibrant community of players where trust is earned, alliances are fragile, and betrayal is always a possibility. With a commitment to providing a fair and cheat-free environment, you can rest assured that your hard-earned accomplishments are respected and preserved.

play.eliteanarchy.com

🏕️ SMP where every block is VIP pass 🏕️ No squares allowed! Join THE CLUB now! 🏕️

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], +18, Allowed, application, BLOCK, club, Community, Economy, Events, Fabric, Hardware, Hermitcraft-like, Join, Modpack, Mods, Optimization, pass, Player Shops, Projects, setup, smp, squares, Vanilla, Vip, voice chat, webmap, Whitelist, Worldgen

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Enchantments Applied:	235
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Holy Grails Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

ABOUT US

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

HARDWARE & SETUP

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

MODS & TWEAKS

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features.

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

APPLICATION

Join our Discord Server here!

Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules

Step 2: Submit an application via our application link

Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!

Step 4: Short Interview

Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

MineBrit Minecraft Server

#British movies, #British travel, #British vloggers, British, British accents, British celebrities, british comedy, british culture, British education, British fashion, british food, British History, british humor, British lifestyle, british music, british slang, British stereotypes, British traditions, British TV Shows, british youtubers, MineBrit, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find this elusive creature, you’ll be set for life!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon struggles to complete it. But don’t worry, if you fall, you’ll be saved by a team of flying squids who will gently float you back to safety.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.

VividCoomer in Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, VividCoomer

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4243
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Farms Harvested:	996	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, where your mental imagery will come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous ways.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where cows ride pigs, chickens wear diamond armor, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our players have created insane structures like a giant toilet made entirely out of obsidian or a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of poultry minions to do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Sheep Wizard.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, full of laughter, insanity, and cooming to your imagination, then join our server today! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world.