SnarkyCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

aita, Best Friend, coffee breaks, compliments, confusion, CONGRATS, coworker, hanging out, lunch, mental health, obesity, OFFENDED, polite comment, self esteem, snarky comment, SnarkyCraft, strategy, weight gain, weight loss, weight loss meds, WeightGate, working out

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ores Mined:	2141
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

WeddingCraftUber

Apology, assigned tables, bachelor party, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, disability, Drama, elope, exclusion, friendship, Marriage, misunderstanding, reception, relationships, seating, Support, Uber, Wedding, WeddingCraftUber

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	947
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Star Shards Collected:	287
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

calories, diet, Exercise, fad diets, fat, FITNESS, Food, healthy, Lifestyle, Misconception, misleading, Moderation, Natural, nutrition, organic, processed foods, smp, Sugar, superfoods, UnhealthyEatsMC, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3325
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CreeperConfessions

Accidental, awkward, Conversation, CreeperConfessions, eavesdropping, EMBARRASSING, gossip, inappropriate, INTIMATE, Overheard, Personal, private time, REVEALING, scandalous, Secrets, Shocking.., Surprising, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, voyeurism, Wild

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	New Chunks Explored:	375887
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

Chief Advisor, compromise, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungary, influence, international relations, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbansCraft, Politics, potential conflict, power dynamics, russia, Russia-Hungary relations, SOVEREIGNTY, Surrender, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	6753	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

“Youth, age, age hide-and-seek, always, BE, Chasing, cozying up, Game, Grown-ups, Hideandseek, just live, Kids, knees creak, lifelong, Live, Somewhere., Time, Time Travelers, travelers, trying, Youthful

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	689886

come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

amazing community, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Dungeons, employment, Endless fun, fair, Fun, Galore, gameplay, hang out, in-game currency, ip address, Join, join today, meets, Minecraft, planet, Planets, Ranks, selected, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Store, Tasks, Updates

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2305
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Farms Harvested:	988	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5885	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Guideless Minecraft Server

Advisor, Assistance, Clueless, confusion, Direction, figuring it out, figuring out, guidance, Guide, Guideless, Help, Instructions, Lost, mentor, Minecraft, navigation, problem solving, Server, solution, step by step, Support, tutorial, Walkthrough

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

BabyCraftLand

affectionate, Apology, aunt, BabyCraftLand, Babysitting, Birthday Party, Boundaries, college, Communication, emotional, family, law school, master’s degree, misunderstanding, Niece, online classes, Physical, relationships, Siblings, sister-in-law, term of endearment

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2858
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	306
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1680
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Awkwardly Normal

Awareness, awkwardly, Behavior, common, Communication, Conversation, culture, discussion, everyday life, eye-opening, habits, normal, Perception, Personal experiences, perspective, realization, SELF AWARENESS, sharing, social interactions, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2384
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	69
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Enchantments Applied:	64	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!