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ConcertTimeOops Minecraft Server

Boundaries, cafe, Communication, Concert, concert etiquette, concert intermission, concert timing, ConcertTimeOops, Disappointment, early meeting, Expectations, friendship, Hangout, Jazz, leaving early, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Plans, Respect, Server, snarky text, social etiquette

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about getting cheated in a hangout like poor OP did at that jazz show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that concert mishap.

Reasons to join our server: – We have two “showings” of epic Minecraft adventures every day, at 7:30pm and 9:30pm (just kidding, it’s actually one long intermission-filled extravaganza)! – Our band of players will keep you entertained with their virtual tunes and melodies, no need to worry about missing out on the fun. – Leave whenever you want, we won’t send you snarky texts the next morning. In fact, we encourage you to come and go as you please, just like a Minecraft block that can be placed and removed at will.

So don’t be an asshole like OP’s friend, join our server and experience the ultimate hangout where the only thing you’ll feel cheated out of is a boring day!

PixelVerse Network

Creative, Economy, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

PixelVerse is a vibrant and diverse Minecraft server that beckons players into a realm of endless possibilities. With an array of game modes catering to every playstyle, PixelVerse stands as a haven for Minecraft enthusiasts worldwide. Survival enthusiasts can test their mettle against the wilds, building, mining, and surviving the challenges of an unforgiving world. Creative minds are invited to let their imaginations run wild in the Creative server, crafting architectural wonders limited only by their creativity. For those seeking excitement and competition, the KitPVP server offers thrilling battles and fierce combat encounters. Meanwhile, the unique Lifesteal server brings a twist to traditional gameplay, allowing players to replenish their vitality by outmaneuvering opponents. PixelVerse is a virtual universe where the spirit of adventure and creativity thrives, promising an immersive and unforgettable Minecraft experience for players of all backgrounds.

play.pxlvrs.net

EuphoricFactions

Factions

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

EUPHORICFACTIONS OPENING SOON! NEED STAFF (MINIMUM 18HRS PLAYTIME) EU – SURVIVAL – FACTIONS – CUSTOM EVENTS – OP CRATES – FREE RANK GIVEAWAYS – DROP PARTYS – AUCTIONS – UPTIME (24/7)

51.75.155.230:25569

BraveCraft

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	160	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5985

Welcome to the World of Cobblemon!

All you need is the required Cobblemon mods and we will do the rest!

Please Have fun on this New Server!

– BaydenDoesMC

play.bravecraftmc.com

WhiteCloud

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Say Hello, to WhiteCloud! Where you and your mates can have a go at 1v1ing each other. Along with making a base all in the same server! So what what are you waiting for? Jump in and see what WhiteCloud has to offer!

50.20.255.172

Lifecraft Network

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8306
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Emeralds Found:	7348
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	New Chunks Explored:	582139
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

The best lifesteal experience. -> Weekly events -> Custom Plugins -> Cracked+premium -> Crates -> Custom kits -> Bosses -> Chat games -> PVP …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… JOIN NOW

play.lifecraftmc.net

Forever Not Alone

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crops Grown:	2173
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Chimeras Created:	4

Small serve to enjoy 😀

Rules: * Be polite. * Don’t lag the server.

This server uses griefprevention to manage claims.

Picture a cozy little Minecraft server, the digital equivalent of a snug living room where you and your buddies gather. It’s a place filled with laughter and mischief as you dig, build, and explore together. You create quaint houses, goofy pixel art, and underground hideaways, sharing tips and tricks along the way. When night falls, you huddle in your makeshift fort, swapping stories and battling zombies. This small server is your virtual hangout, a place where friendships are cemented one block at a time. It’s a world of simple joys, where every pixelated adventure is better because you’re playing with friends.

mc.norobot.net

Hogbrains

Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Become a Hogbrain! Hogbrains is a semi-vanilla SMP server with many custom features and a small yet growing community. We have land claims, custom enchantments, and much more.

play.hogbrains.net

Famecraft

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival Games

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Love Letters Sent:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Server IP – copy to play: play.Famecraft.nl

FameCraft is one of the newest Minecraft servers, and we are also in full development to be able to offer fun gameplay for everyone. We are a Survival Community server, which means that we focus on friendliness, actively playing together and much more! We are also busy building mini games! Think about: – Skyblock- SkyWars- Parkour- PVP – And much more!

Join our discord to find out everything about the server! (discord can be found in-game) Hopefully see you soon!!!

mc.famecraft.nl

MineTrax World

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8

TLDR: Full Vanilla – No Mods – No Hacks – No World Resets

Welcome to MineTrax World, where true vanilla survival thrives! No mods, no plugins, just you, your creativity, and boundless adventures.

Pure Vanilla Experience At MineTrax World, it’s Minecraft at its purest – no mods, no plugins. Gather resources, craft, and build to your heart’s content.

Unrestricted Freedom We value your freedom – only two rules: no hacks and no lag. No claiming land, no complex guidelines. Forge your unique adventure your way.

An Unchanging World Our world never resets. Your creations, from grand castles to cozy cottages, remain forever. Watch it evolve as players shape it over time.

play.minetrax.live:25572

SkillsGrind

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	213	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Star Shards Collected:	170
Alien Abductions:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

SkillsGrind is a minecraft server hosted on the platform minehut when you will join the server you will receive a “guide’s letter” with a message in chat explaining that you need to choose one of the places you can go they are currently 4 places : the forests, the dungeons, the farms and the mines. If you need help to choose one of these here is my advice : Choose the forests to get better axes and most likely do more damage to mobs Choose the dungeons if you are well equipped and want to fight mobs to get loot and coins Choose the farms if you need food and better scythes And finally, choose the mines if you want more protection

SkillsGrind.minehut.gg