snarky response Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SassyCraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Enchantments Applied:	83	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the sarcastic players out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with snarky comments, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who love to roast each other in the chat.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by rearranging their block placements and stealing their diamonds. Some say if you catch a glimpse of the ghost, it will give you a sarcastic thumbs up before disappearing into the shadows.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where the mobs are all dressed in clown costumes, the creepers explode confetti, and the only way to mine diamonds is by telling a really bad joke? Don’t miss out on the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

BabyNameDrama2021

asserting authority, baby names, baby naming, BabyNameDrama2021, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Disrespect, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, generational differences, Golden Child, name ownership, parental favoritism, parenting, setting boundaries, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, sister, snarky response

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like this family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone plays nice? Well, look no further because on our server, you can name your Minecraft baby whatever you want, even if it’s on someone else’s baby name list! Take that, Jade!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with snarky responses, dismissive attitudes, and family drama that will make you question if you’ve gone too far. Who needs a good sister when you can have a whole community of players who will have your back no matter what?

So come join us on this wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never back down from a good argument. Who knows, you might even find yourself blocking your own family members in real life just for fun! See you there!

Anon’s Blocky Adventure: Server No. 76229133

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	417	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about SEX! That’s right, we’ve got sexy skins, naughty roleplay, and even a strip club where you can show off your pixelated assets. Join us for a wild time that will have you saying “Creeper, oh man” in a whole new way! So come on, get your blocky booty over here and let’s get freaky in the world of Minecraft!

Bloom SMP – Where the only thing wilder than the players is our semi-vanilla potatoes!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Bloom SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Bloom SMP
IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Supported Versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features:

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but it does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with?	You can join the server with versions 1.9 to 1.20.6.
Is there anti-griefing protection?	Yes, the server has anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

Night Shift Shenanigans

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	207	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of the boring day shift grind? Join our Minecraft server and work the night shift instead! The night is always in need of more friends, and what better way to make new buddies than by mining and crafting together under the moonlight?

But beware, the night shift on our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that creepers throw wild parties in the caves, zombies have dance-offs in the graveyard, and skeletons play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to join in on the fun?

So ditch the day shift job and come join us on our crazy night shift adventure. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long? Join now and see what mischief awaits you in the darkness!

Blocky McBlockface: Where ‘This game is amazing’ becomes ‘OMG I can’t stop playing!’

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3140
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Farms Harvested:	289	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Emeralds Found:	4854	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance for your entertainment.

Looking for a server where you can ride on the backs of llamas while battling evil witches with enchanted carrots? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play mini-games with us.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build a house made entirely out of cake, tame a pet dragon that farts rainbows, and participate in epic PvP battles on a giant floating island made of marshmallows.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Vanilla SMP 1.16.5: Where socializing is just as important as surviving!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	122	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

MateeMinecraft Server Overview

Name	MateeMinecraft
Version	1.16.5
Website	mateeeminecraft.uk.to

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: The rules are simple, don’t destroy or steal others stuff and be nice to others. Failure to follow these rules may result in a ban.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist. Simply launch Java 1.16.5 and login to start playing.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can login at mateeeminecraft.uk.to

Crafty Gundam

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Emeralds Found:	7552	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Items Found:	7687
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the AU Gundam of Minecraft servers! Why settle for mediocrity when you can join us and experience the wildest adventures in blocky form?

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Gundam armor, battle giant creepers in epic boss fights, and build your own Gundam-inspired creations that will make even the most seasoned Minecraft players jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where players can participate in top-secret missions to uncover the truth behind the mysterious Ender Dragon’s true origins. Will you be brave enough to uncover the shocking truth?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will leave you saying, “This is way better than AU Gundam!”

Raisi’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because Ebrahim Raisi dood.Wat nou? is here to shake things up!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a virtual Ebrahim Raisi who will guide you through the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about building a house out of diamonds? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move and skeletons breakdance. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly.

So why wait? Join Ebrahim Raisi dood.Wat nou? today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FUNPARTY 1.8-1.16.2 Minecraft server

2b2t, 2B2T mode, Anarchy, Anarchy mode, Character leveling, Free donation, FUN PARTY IN MINECRAFT, KitPvP, KitPVP mode, mc.fp-play.ru, minecraft server, Mysterychest, Prison, Prison mode, pvp arena, Realshop, Skyblock, SkyBlock mode, Survival, survival mode, Version 1.8-1.16.2, www.fp-magaz.xyz

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

❤️ FUN PARTY IN MINECRAFT ❤️

❤️ Version: 1.8-1.16.2 ❤️❤️ IP: mc.fp-play.ru ❤️❤️ WEBSITE: www.fp-magaz.xyz ❤️

❤️ There are 6 modes on the server and here is their description: ❤️

⭐ Survival ⭐Survival which has free donation, character leveling, mysterychest, two types of donation cases, REALSHOP, interesting warps, and much more.

⭐Anarchy ⭐Survival 1.16.1 with a real neck, there is character leveling with the /rank command, as well as a developed economic system, thanks to which the mode will become much more interesting for you than on other servers.

⭐ Prison ⭐Survival in which you become a prisoner. Your goal is to get out of prison. How to do it? By leveling up your level. /lvl. As you level up, you will have to upgrade your equipment and items. This will help you get out of prison more efficiently.

⭐ 2B2T ⭐Mode on version 1.16.1, created for cheaters, here you can do whatever you want! Fly all over the map with a fly, kill with killaura in 10 blocks, dig with great speed, whatever!

⭐ KitPVP ⭐PVP mode in which your goal is to kill other players, earning coins and experience for this, thereby leveling up, you can buy all sorts of different kits for coins, it definitely won’t get boring.

⭐ SkyBlock ⭐Survival where your goal is to develop on a small island, there are tasks for which you get cool rewards, there is a PvP arena, a lot of things, become top 1 on the skyblock!

On our server, every player will be able to find something to their liking.In our videos we try to show the life of the project as much as possible.

It’s your party! ⭐❤️

go.fpmc.pw

Spuds: The Potato Patch

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Emeralds Found:	2984
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Dragon Scales Harvested:	432
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Server Name	Spuds Minecraft Server
Server Type	Vanilla-like experience with minimal plugins
Plugins	GriefPrevention, LuckPerms, custom-made plugin
Location	Germany
IP Address	spuds.cloud

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: No, PvP is disabled on the server to maintain a friendly and cooperative atmosphere.

Q: How can I protect my builds from griefing?

A: You can use the GriefPrevention plugin to claim your land and prevent others from damaging your builds.

Q: Are there any special events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we regularly host building contests and other fun events for players to participate in.

Q: Can I join with my friends on the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server and play together. Just make sure to follow the server rules.

Q: Are there any donation perks on the server?

A: We do not offer any donation perks that give players advantages in gameplay. We believe in fair and equal gameplay for all.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report any rule violations to the server staff either through in-game chat or on our Discord server.

Blocky Bae

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Buildings Constructed:	28
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a girl who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a pet chicken named Clucky! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wild and wacky as you are. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and cake (yes, cake)! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!