snarky response Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SassyCraft

acerbic response, biting sarcasm, caustic remark, clever retort, cutting comeback, deadpan reply, dry humor, facetious answer, flippant comment, insincere retort, ironic quip, ironic remark, sarcasm, sarcastic reply, sassy comeback, SassyCraft, smart aleck comment, snarky response, snide retort, tongue-in-cheek response, witty comeback

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3904
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Magic Items Found:	3225
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the sarcastic players out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with snarky comments, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who love to roast each other in the chat.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by rearranging their block placements and stealing their diamonds. Some say if you catch a glimpse of the ghost, it will give you a sarcastic thumbs up before disappearing into the shadows.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where the mobs are all dressed in clown costumes, the creepers explode confetti, and the only way to mine diamonds is by telling a really bad joke? Don’t miss out on the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

BabyNameDrama2021

asserting authority, baby names, baby naming, BabyNameDrama2021, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Disrespect, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, generational differences, Golden Child, name ownership, parental favoritism, parenting, setting boundaries, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, sister, snarky response

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like this family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone plays nice? Well, look no further because on our server, you can name your Minecraft baby whatever you want, even if it’s on someone else’s baby name list! Take that, Jade!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with snarky responses, dismissive attitudes, and family drama that will make you question if you’ve gone too far. Who needs a good sister when you can have a whole community of players who will have your back no matter what?

So come join us on this wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never back down from a good argument. Who knows, you might even find yourself blocking your own family members in real life just for fun! See you there!

Beat Box City

accent, arrangement, backbeat, beat, Box, city, COMPOSITION, drumming, emphasis, Groove, Harmony, instrumental, main beat, Melody, Music, Musical, musicality, musicianship, percussion, Performance, Rhythm, Syncopation, TEMPO

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Buildings Constructed:	32
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

lol imagine a minecraft server where the backbeat is the MAIN beat, like who even needs the regular beat anyway? join our server and experience the wackiness of building to the rhythm of the backbeat, it’s like dancing while mining for diamonds, so much fun! plus, rumor has it that if you build a house perfectly in sync with the backbeat, a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds will appear! come join us and groove your way to victory!

Craftocracy

#youtube, Craftocracy, Democracy, Discord, Game, Join, law, legislature, members, mod, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, selection, Server, smp, third presidential election, Video, Vote, Whitelist

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Towns Built:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Minecraft’s most democratic server where members participate in roleplay and server legislature through voting on proposals.
Recent Events	2nd Presidential Election with the upcoming third one in the next few weeks.
Videos	Video 1 Video 2 Video 3
Discord Server	Join our Discord server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by visiting our Discord server and following the instructions provided.
What is the role of the server legislature?	The server legislature allows members to vote on proposals, enact laws, and add mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the next Presidential Election?	The next Presidential Election is expected to take place within the next few weeks.

Eternal Quests 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Curiosity, discovery, ETERNAL, forum posts, Forums, Identity, identity reveal, internet, investigation, Milf, Mystery, Online Community, online search, original posts, photos, Quests, reverse image search, search, social media, Thread

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like finding a bunch of mysterious photos on forums but with no original posts! And the reverse image search? Blank, bro! It’s like diving into a MILF thread, but in Minecraft form! Don’t miss out on the mystery and excitement, join now!

BroBroNoGo – Sibling Survival Server

activities, ANNOYING, BroBroNoGo, cousins, figure it out, Future, hang out, hold me back, little brother, make a kid, Pregnant, put my foot down, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Server, sibling, sports, stand up for myself, Survival, taking care, TEENAGE

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of being the designated babysitter for your younger siblings? Do you want to escape the responsibilities of family life and focus on having fun? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave the real world behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations. No more changing diapers or listening to your little brother talk smack while gaming – on our server, the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a good time.

With our crazy challenges and wacky events, you’ll forget all about your annoying family and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs siblings when you have a whole community of fellow players to team up with and conquer the virtual realm?

So come on over and join us – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be expecting is fun, excitement, and maybe a few unexpected surprises (like finding out your in-game character is actually a long-lost prince or princess). Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a whole new world of entertainment!

AddictCraft

AddictCraft, addiction, addiction counseling, addiction help, addiction intervention, addiction recovery, addiction recovery resources, addiction rehabilitation, addiction support, addiction therapy, addiction treatment, Behavior, compulsion, cravings, dependency, habits, impulse control, mental health, Obsession, self-control, substance abuse

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Towns Built:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you addicted to building towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks? Or maybe you can’t get enough of riding around on a pig while wearing a suit made of leather armor? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your pixelated addictions!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot on a stick. Or how about participating in our weekly llama racing competition, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a prize?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Dance the night away in the End dimension while dodging fireballs and endermen with killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your addiction run wild in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

Captivity, Ceasefire, Conflict, decision, exchange, freedom, gaza, GazaCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, Palestinian, Political, Preference, preference for prison, Prison, Prisoner, prisoner release, prisoner swap, refusal, Report, Server, Swap

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Secret Passages Found:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9218
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

so like, this server is so lit that even palestinian prisoners be like “nah, i ain’t leaving this place, it’s too dope!” like, they prefer staying in our server than going back to real life, that’s how epic it is! we got crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community so awesome you’ll never wanna leave! come join us and be part of this wacky adventure, who knows, maybe you’ll end up like that palestinian prisoner too, haha!

HostageHavocMC

CASUALTIES, ceasefire deal, Conflict, Dead, diplomatic efforts., Hamas, hostage crisis, HostageHavocMC, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, peace agreement, political tension, Release, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7814
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

so, like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz, like, we got this epic story where, like, eight hostages were held captive by the evil creepers and zombies, but then this epic ceasefire deal was made with the villagers and now they’re all dead, but, like, in a good way cuz they’re free now, ya know? so come join us and help us rebuild their village and stuff, it’s gonna be lit, bro! #freetheminecrafthostages #villagerpower

Name Splitter’s MC Fun

Attention, breaking up, Breakup, Celebrity, Fame, FAMOUS, first name, Fun, gossip, INCREASE, Marketing, name recognition, Popularity, publicity, relationships, scandal, Singer, social media, splitters, strategy, trend, viral

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3128
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Buildings Constructed:	46	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

come join dis epic server where u can make ur first name famous by dumping a singer! imagine the clout u will have when people see u on dis server, they will be like “omg dat person dumped a singer, they must be so cool!” u will be the talk of the town, the envy of all ur friends. so what are u waiting for? join now and start making ur name known in the minecraft world!

Davidscloud Servers

admin team, Amplified World, Banking System, commands, Community, connection tutorial, Creative Plot World, Cross-Play, Davidscloud, Discord, Event World, Gaming, Grief Prevention, Interest, IP连接, market, Merchants, multiple worlds, pay to win, platform restrictions, SECURITY, Servers, smp, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95

About Davidscloud Minecraft Server:

About	Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.
Player Protection	Our Minecraft server has variety of features for our members to enjoy. Key to keeping your experience enjoyable is our grief prevention system and friendly admin team. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Plus your pets are also protected in the same fashion! If for some reason there’s ever a problem, our Admin team will investigate and assist whenever necessary.
Quality-of-Life	With us focusing on your security, you can focus on enjoying the features on our server that add to your survival chances should you choose to use them, completely free without pay-to-win! Such as our banking system that gives interest for every hour you play.
Multiple Worlds	Our server isn’t just the one traditional Survival world, it’s actually linked to another realm giving you more to explore! Find Zedmun at the Survival Spawn for the opportunity to be transported to our new Amplified World! Added in 1.18, it has all of the new caves and cliffs you could want with the added craziness of being amplified.
Bedrock and Java Cross-play	Our server now allows cross-play between the Bedrock and Java versions so anyone can play on our servers regardless of platform. This means you get to play with friends you might not have been able to before due to platform restrictions!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: How can I join the Minecraft server?

A: To join the Vanilla (Latest Version) server, use IP: dscgames.net and Port: 25565. For Bedrock Crossplay, use Port: 19132.

Q: How do I connect to the server using console?

A: For a connection tutorial, visit this link.

Q: How can I protect my builds on the server?

A: Players can claim blocks to protect their builds. Each player starts with 2,000 claim blocks and accrues more over time.

Q: Is there a banking system on the server?

A: Yes, there is a banking system that gives interest for every hour of gameplay.

Q: Are there multiple worlds on the server?

A: Yes, there are multiple worlds including a traditional Survival world, an Amplified World, and plans for an Event World and a Creative Plot World in the future.

SkyLoom – Aether Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, Aether, BETTING, cryptocurrency, fake stock market game, Game, global financial market simulator, Google Sheets, hololive, Holostars, mutual fund, NASFAQ, NASFAQ General, numberfagging, Oshiboard, Realm, research, returns report, Schedule, SkyLoom, stock market, thread lore, version 2.0, Vtuber, wallet analyzer

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
New Chunks Explored:	783020	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Emeralds Found:	1056	Dragons Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Join this Minecraft server for the ultimate experience of NASFAQ General – Version 2.0??? edition! Buy coins representing Hololive members and their mamas in this wacky financial market simulator. It’s like numberfagging for actual-schizos, but with a twist!

Cryptofags stay away, there’s no real money involved here, just pure chaotic fun. You won’t become a stock market genius from playing this game, but you will definitely question your sanity.

Check out the research links for maximum brain confusion and dive into the world of fake stock trading like never before. And don’t forget to make copies of those Google Sheets, because why not?

This server is so wild, it’ll make you wonder if you’re actually on national TV. So come on, join the madness and embrace the chaos of NASFAQ General – Version 2.0??? edition!