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CraftyCreeperz

American name, annoyance, Ciarán, classmates, Connor, CraftyCreeperz, Cultural, cultural sensitivity, Drama, fair point, Identity, irish, name-calling, personal preference, pronunciation, Respect, snarky comments, Spelling, teachers

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of being called the wrong name like poor Ciarán-turned-Connor! On our server, we promise to always call you by your IGN (In-Game Name) and never give you a silly American nickname like “Caleb” or “Cade” unless you ask for it!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers without anyone calling you the wrong name. Our community is full of hilarious characters who will never roll their eyes at you for wanting to be called by your actual name.

So come on over and join us for a good time, where you can be whoever you want to be without any drama. Who knows, maybe Ciarán will even make an appearance and show those American classmates how it’s done!

CakeCraftersRUs

aita, Apology, Birthday Party, Cake, CakeCraftersRUs, devouring, fat shaming, Food, Fridge, Guilt, justification, Justified, name.., Note, overeating, regret, roommate, Selfishness, sharing, snarky comments

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing cake is a serious offense! Imagine a world where cake is the most valuable resource, and hoarding it all for yourself is not only acceptable, but encouraged. Join us on this server where you can build your own cake fortress, defend it from hungry players, and engage in epic cake battles!

In this server, we don’t judge you for devouring an entire cake in one sitting. In fact, we applaud your dedication to satisfying your sweet tooth. And if your roommate dares to question your cake-eating abilities, you can challenge them to a duel in the Cake Arena, where the winner takes all the cake!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where cake is king and sharing is for losers. Who needs friends when you have a cake empire to rule? Let the sugar-fueled adventures begin!

Lost in TranslationCraft

aerospace engineering, aita, Communication, Cultural differences, English, extended family, family, family dynamics, Fluency, immigration, Language, Lost, medical issue, Medications, native language, pronunciation, snarky comments, speaking, TranslationCraft, uncle, Vietnamese

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	20
Chimeras Created:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Votes:	6353
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of family members judging your language skills? Join our Minecraft server where the only language you need to know is Creeper-ese! No more snarky comments about your pronunciation or vocabulary, just pure, explosive fun!

Our server is so wild, even the Creepers are fluent in English and will happily explain the medications you need for your in-game ailments. Say goodbye to awkward family interactions and hello to a world where your native language is whatever you want it to be!

So come on over and join us for a language-free adventure that will blow your mind (and maybe your house)! Who needs Vietnamese when you have virtual blocky worlds to explore? Let’s show your uncle that being a master of Minecraft is way cooler than being a master of languages.

SMP SlimeyPatGoneAgain – Minecraft SMP

ANNOYED, bullshit, Cole, Drama, Entertainment, fake promises, frustrated audience, full time player, good riddance, LEAVING, Minecraft, nobody cares., PROMISING.., Raw, slimey pat, SlimeyPatGoneAgain, smp, Storyline, unreliable player, Watching, wrestling, wrestling fans, wwe

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Crops Grown:	1464
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us as we witness Slimey Pat’s dramatic exits and Cole’s epic eye rolls. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and maybe even start watching raw again!

Dad’s Loot Mine

Brazilian law, Dads, ENTITLEMENT, estranged father, family conflict, family drama, family relationships, father’s apartment, father’s assets, father’s death, father’s estate, father’s inheritance, father’s legacy, father’s property, father’s relatives, father’s side of the family, father’s will, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, legal rights, Loot

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9009
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Emeralds Found:	5502
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of claiming your rightful inheritance! Just like the player in this story who inherited a big apartment by the beach, you too can become the ultimate ruler of your own virtual kingdom.

Forget about building from scratch, why not inherit a pre-built mansion and make it your own? And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover long-lost family members who will try to sabotage your success – just like the aunt in this story who tried to stir up drama.

Join now and embark on a journey filled with drama, intrigue, and the ultimate quest for power! Who needs child support when you can have a Minecraft empire instead? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to claim what’s rightfully yours – join our server today!

LukoilLolsCraft

Brussels, budapest, crude, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic pressure, ENERGY MARKET, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hungary, international relations, kyiv, Lukoil, LukoilLolsCraft, Moscow, OIL INDUSTRY, Politics, sanctions, sanctions dispute, Slovakia

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	226
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	782
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got more drama den Kyiv and Budapest combined! Our server be like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers!

We got Lukoil trying to sell cheap crude to Budapest, but they be like “nah fam, we ain’t divesting from Moscow!” And then Slovakia be like “yo Brussels, help us out here!” But Brussels be too busy building their own epic castle in Minecraft.

Join our server for all the juicy gossip and drama, plus you can build your own crazy creations and battle creepers like a boss. Trust me, you won’t find a server more lit than this one!

KrakenCraft: Unleash the Fun!

catchphrase, clash of the titans, cultural impact, famous movie lines, famous quotes, Fun, greek mythology, household phrase, iconic lines, iconic phrases, Internet meme, KrakenCraft, long tail tags, memorable quotes, movie quote, movie references, pop culture, pop culture references, Release The Kraken, trending phrase, Unleash, viral sensation

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS EPIC SERVER THAT’S SO AWESOME, EVEN HEROBRINE WANTS TO JOIN!

SO, THIS SERVER IS SO WILD, IT MAKES THE NETHER LOOK LIKE A PICNIC IN THE OVERWORLD. WE’VE GOT MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH MINECRAFT PLAYER’S CHEST, AND OUR BUILDERS ARE SO TALENTED, THEY COULD TURN A DIRT BLOCK INTO A PALACE FIT FOR A BLOCKY KING!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT MINI-GAMES THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH, CRY, AND SCREAM “RELEASE THE KRAKEN” IN SHEER EXCITEMENT! OUR PVP ARENAS ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON WOULD THINK TWICE BEFORE ENTERING!

SO, WHY JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? WELL, BECAUSE WE’VE GOT MORE FUN THAN A VILLAGER DANCING AROUND A MAYPOLE, AND MORE MEMES THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION! COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S BUILD SOME BLOCKY MADNESS TOGETHER! #BLOCKS4LIFE

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

anyátok, BlockyBanter, kurva, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t have enough excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “kurva anyátok” gang, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and generally cause chaos for everyone else. Don’t worry though, they’re all bark and no bite…mostly.

So if you’re ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright absurd. See you there, if you dare!

Virginity Expiry Date – Minecraft SMP

adolescence, Coming of Age, date, expiry, first time, growing up, losing virginity, Maturity, Minecraft, puberty, sexual awakening, sexual development, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual maturity, smp, teenage experiences, teenage growth, teenage milestones, teenage sexuality, teenage years, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, young adulthood

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4877
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Are you tired of being the only virgin in your friend group? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a 100% success rate of players losing their virginity within the first week of joining! That’s right, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon can’t resist sliding into your DMs.

Join now and say goodbye to your V-card, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll be crafting more than just diamond swords. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to level up in more ways than one!

CountryHopper Minecraft SMP

CountryHopper, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Are you tired of living in a boring old country with no pizazz? Well, have we got the place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a land where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that).

Our server is so amazing that even if you were forced to move out of your country, you would choose to live here instead. Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.

But that’s not all! We also have a community of players who are as crazy as you are, hosting weekly dance parties in the Nether and building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks. So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and never look back at your boring old country again!

BlockyBountyHunter

abhorrent jobs, BlockyBountyHunter, dirty jobs, disgusting careers, distasteful professions, filthy work, foul tasks, grim professions, grimy occupations, gross occupations, nasty profession, nauseating jobs, noxious careers, offensive occupations, putrid tasks, repulsive careers, revolting jobs, unclean work, unpleasant tasks, unsanitary work, vile professions

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Join our Minecraft server and become a professional poop scooper! That’s right, we have a whole town dedicated to cleaning up virtual animal waste. But don’t worry, it’s not all stinky work – we have poop-themed mini-games and competitions to keep things interesting. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest diamonds can be found hidden in the piles of poop…if you’re brave enough to dig through it! So come join us and embrace the stink on our one-of-a-kind server.

EcoCrafters: Paying the Price for Pollution

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon pricing, climate change, curb heat-trapping gases, EcoCrafters, emissions reduction, Environment, environmental impact, global warming, mitigation efforts, Nations, Paying, policies, polluting, Pollution, price, Pump, regulations, renewable energy, researchers, success

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight climate change by building giant wind turbines and solar panels to power our virtual world! we have tried 1,500 ways to save the planet and let me tell ya, not many have worked. but hey, at least we’re trying, right? you can be a hero and save the environment while playing minecraft, how cool is that? plus, if you pollute too much in the game, you have to pay a price… like having to walk everywhere because we take away your virtual car. join us now and be a climate warrior in the world of blocks and pixels!

IndieCraft Server – BigIndieGlob

BigIndieGlob, Chuuba birthday calendar, corpo vtubers, ducks, indie vtubers, IndieCraft, koikatsu cards, large indies, non-english vtubers, OC material, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, twitch streamers, upcoming birthdays, virtual youtubers, vod archival guide, Vtubers, vtubers discussion, youtube equivalent

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s not run by demons? Look no further! Join our server for indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more! Why join, you ask? Well, because large indie vtubers need love too, and they’re outnumbered by 2viewers by the thousands! This server is for the VIPs, regardless of what language they stream in.

Want to shill your 499view oshi? Go ahead, as long as you’re a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. And hey, we’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide, VOD Archival Guide, and even a Wheel of Names for some crazy fun!

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have at most one member with over 1000 CCV, they’re welcome here! Check out our /lig/ Numbers, VOD Archive, and even our Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP) for all the upcoming celebrations.

And if you’re into some SEEEEEEEEEX, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for you to enjoy! So come join the madness and build your own OC material for the OP. Ducks are welcome too! Don’t forget to check out our other useful threads like /vt//wvt/, /vt//corpo/, and more.

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