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  • MomMinecraftShopNoob

    MomMinecraftShopNoob

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your mom stealing your toothbrushes and getting mad every time you buy something for yourself? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can buy all the electric toothbrushes you want without any mom drama!

    Our server is filled with epic quests and adventures, just like the quest to find a toothbrush that your mom won’t steal. Build your dream toothbrush fortress and defend it from toothbrush thieves (aka your mom)!

    But beware, there may be hidden toothbrush monsters lurking in the shadows, ready to snatch your precious dental hygiene tools. Will you be able to protect your toothbrushes and conquer the toothbrush-stealing mom once and for all?

    Join now and experience the craziest toothbrush-related shenanigans in the Minecraft universe! Because in this world, toothbrushes are serious business.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCreeperCafe

    CraftyCreeperCafe

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of being called the wrong name like poor Ciarán-turned-Connor! On our server, we promise to always call you by your IGN (In-Game Name) and never give you a silly American nickname like “Caleb” or “Cade” unless you ask for it!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers without anyone calling you the wrong name. Our community is full of hilarious characters who will never roll their eyes at you for wanting to be called by your actual name.

    So come on over and join us for a good time, where you can be whoever you want to be without any drama. Who knows, maybe Ciarán will even make an appearance and show those American classmates how it’s done!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CakeCraftersRUs

    CakeCraftersRUs

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing cake is a serious offense! Imagine a world where cake is the most valuable resource, and hoarding it all for yourself is not only acceptable, but encouraged. Join us on this server where you can build your own cake fortress, defend it from hungry players, and engage in epic cake battles!

    In this server, we don’t judge you for devouring an entire cake in one sitting. In fact, we applaud your dedication to satisfying your sweet tooth. And if your roommate dares to question your cake-eating abilities, you can challenge them to a duel in the Cake Arena, where the winner takes all the cake!

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where cake is king and sharing is for losers. Who needs friends when you have a cake empire to rule? Let the sugar-fueled adventures begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Lost in TranslationCraft

    Lost in TranslationCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family members judging your language skills? Join our Minecraft server where the only language you need to know is Creeper-ese! No more snarky comments about your pronunciation or vocabulary, just pure, explosive fun!

    Our server is so wild, even the Creepers are fluent in English and will happily explain the medications you need for your in-game ailments. Say goodbye to awkward family interactions and hello to a world where your native language is whatever you want it to be!

    So come on over and join us for a language-free adventure that will blow your mind (and maybe your house)! Who needs Vietnamese when you have virtual blocky worlds to explore? Let’s show your uncle that being a master of Minecraft is way cooler than being a master of languages.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Swiper’s Den – Stick Swiper

    Swiper’s Den – Stick Swiper

    New Minecraft Servers

    Stick Swiper

    The spark is lit and our journey in a wild new land is about to begin. Our homes are waiting in a huge 5k by 5k world. You’ll have plenty of time to build up your own place or team up with others to do the same. Maybe you’ll even try to take on the Warden if you’re brave enough. But watch out, redstone lovers – nether quartz is off limits for now. Get ready to think outside the box to solve your redstone problems.

    Portals won’t work until the stars align and we can access the Nether. Take a chance, get some bacon, and make a beacon. Or hunt for netherite to upgrade your gear. Just be careful – you might regret going into the Nether when your stuff goes up in smoke or you get whacked by a piglin with a gold axe.

    After dominating the Nether with a cobblestone tree, we’ll fix our stuff and head to the End. The ender dragon is waiting to be defeated. But be careful – the End is full of treasures that might lead to a fiery end or a messy splat.

    1.20 experimental features are on, so get ready for some surprises!

    Stick Swiper is ready to welcome you to your new home.

    stickswiper.apexmc.co

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Chromatic Chaos Server

    Chromatic Chaos Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Chromatic Anarchy

    yo, this server is lit. just do whatever, no rules. ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

    51.222.208.222

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mythical Meadows Adventure

    Mythical Meadows Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    Mythical Meadows Minecraft Server

    Mythical Meadows is a cool Minecraft server where you can have lots of fun. It’s open for everyone to play. You’ll find cool stuff like mcmmo, economy, and grief prevention plugins to make your gameplay more exciting.

    Explore over 80 new biomes with the terralith datapack. There are forests, mountains, and more waiting for you to check out. It’s gonna be awesome!

    Join the Mythical Meadows server now and start your adventure. Don’t miss out on all the cool features and fun gameplay. It’s gonna be a blast!

    mc.mythicalmeadows.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Youfhoria SMP – Land & Mine

    Youfhoria SMP – Land & Mine

    New Minecraft Servers

    Youfhoria Server Information

    Welcome to Youfhoria!

    New Vanilla-SMP-Server for 1.9.x – 1.19.x!

      • Economy
      • No P2W
      • Landclaims
      • Mining Dimensions
      • Events & Giveaways
      • Free-to-Play Ranks
      • Welcoming Community

    youfhoria.de

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Fatal Factions Beta

    Fatal Factions Beta

    New Minecraft Servers

    Fatality Factions

    Early beta. Needs staff! This is a early stage of the server. Hope someone can come help out 😀

    Need builders, admins, and mods

    174.136.203.127

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP