SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

self esteem, lunch, compliments, weight loss, polite comment

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

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New Server IP
BlockyBridezilla

makeup, laid back, Honesty, Petty, BlockyBridezilla

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in sibling rivalry taken to the next level! Join us for a chance to settle your differences with your sister in a virtual world where anything is possible.

Imagine a scenario where you and your sister are competing to build the most extravagant wedding dress in Minecraft. Will you go for a traditional white gown or a daring neon pink creation? The choice is yours!

But beware, as snarky comments and passive-aggressive remarks are the norm on our server. Get ready to defend your build and your honor as you navigate through family drama and Minecraft challenges.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can unleash your creativity and settle scores with your sister in a hilarious and outrageous way, look no further! Join us now and let the wedding dress wars begin!

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New Server IP
BoundarySnarkCraft

food issues, family, Girlfriend, forgiveness, awkwardness

Are you tired of awkward family dinners where you accidentally offend the autistic brother by refusing his homemade rice dish? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life social faux pas!

Join our server and never worry about offending anyone with your snarky comments again. Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities, where you can build your own rice dish-free paradise without any judgment.

So come on down to our server and let loose your inner builder without the fear of social awkwardness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual family who appreciates your no-nonsense attitude towards unwanted rice!

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New Server IP

Cherry Block

Community, Griefing, Survival, philosophy, rules

Cherry Block: Your Gateway to Enhanced Minecraft Adventure

Step into a world where collaboration and camaraderie flourish, immersing yourself in a vibrant and welcoming community. Unleash an unparalleled gameplay experience, meticulously tailored with our premium quality of life modifications. We’ve curated the finest features from the Vanilla Tweaks mod, striking the perfect balance between enhanced gameplay and the authentic essence of Minecraft. Embark on your extraordinary journey today, exclusively on Cherry Block!

Guided by a simple philosophy:

🌟 Embrace the Golden Rule: Treat others as you wish to be treated.
🚫 No room for griefing or stealing.
⚔️ Zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Unveiling the server’s key details:

Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Server Hours	Almost 24/7 operational

Join our vibrant community, thriving since 2019, as we eagerly await your arrival on our Discord. Together, let’s create unforgettable memories.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What makes Cherry Block stand out?	Cherry Block offers a vibrant and welcoming community, premium quality of life modifications, and a strong stance against griefing, stealing, hacking, and cheating.
How long has Cherry Block been operational?	Cherry Block has been thriving since 2019, offering an enhanced Minecraft experience for players.
What are the server hours?	Cherry Block is almost 24/7 operational, ensuring non-stop excitement for players.

Elevate your Minecraft experience. Choose Cherry Block.

Lost in the Void 1.21.3

unexpected progression, Void, confusion, STUMBLED, plot twist

Yo, bro, forget about all that confusion and come join our epic Minecraft server! We’re like the part 4 of Minecraft servers – way ahead of the rest!

We got crazy builds that will make your brain explode with excitement!

Join us and you’ll be like, “Whoa, I didn’t even know this shit was going on in Minecraft!”

Don’t be left in the past, join our server and experience the ultimate mind-blowing adventure!

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New Server IP
CreeperLove Minecraft SMP

pleasure Melody, satisfaction Harmony, relationshipslove, romance Sensuality, attraction Rhythm

Lol omg join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got diamond armor for everyone and unlimited cake! Like, one time, a creeper tried to blow up our base but we tamed it and now it’s our pet, his name is Bob. And like, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday where we dance with the Endermen. It’s lit, fam. So join now and be part of the most epic adventure everrrrr! Also, what song name pretty much sums up you sex life? Mine is “Baby Shark” cuz it’s always swimming around in my head, lololol. #MinecraftSMP #EpicAdventure #BobTheCreeperPet

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New Server IP
TipsyCraft

Small, social dynamics, inhibition, Vulnerability, influence

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join us on our server where the smallest amount of power can turn even the meekest player into a wild party animal!

We’ve seen players drunk on the power of a single block of dirt, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Imagine what you could do with just a torch or a piece of cobblestone!

Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of a single block? Let’s get drunk on power together!

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New Server IP
CanMexCraft Minecraft Server

mexico, political tensions, Tariffs, united states, Canada

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a part of a trade war but u dont wanna actually, like, leave ur house? well, do we have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where u can pretend to be a part of a trade war between canada and mexico, all while building ur own empire in minecraft!

imagine u and ur friends teaming up to take down the evil canadian and mexican overlords who are trying to impose tariffs on ur precious resources. u can gather ur allies, build ur armies, and conquer the land in the name of ur own made-up country.

plus, there are exclusive in-game events where u can participate in epic battles, trade negotiations, and even diplomatic missions. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next president of ur own virtual nation!

so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the trade war begin! (disclaimer: this is all just for fun and not meant to be taken seriously. please don’t actually start a real trade war with canada and mexico. thank u)

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New Server IP
CraftyTrudeau25%Tariffs

global trade, Tariffs, international relations, CraftyTrudeau25Tariffs, Government

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, a secret underground lair where we keep all our enchanted weapons.

like, one time, this dude tried to grief our base and we straight up summoned a dragon to take him out. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this crazy mini game where you have to ride pigs through a lava obstacle course. it’s, like, super intense and, like, totally worth it if you win.

plus, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can, like, shoot fireballs out of his hands and turn creepers into kittens. it’s, like, insane, man.

so, like, if you want to join a server that’s, like, totally wild and full of surprises, then, like, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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New Server IP

Endless Eden

Active, Endless, released, Player Shops, Server

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
Active Players	10-15
Dragon Fight	Upcoming in about an hour
Server Age	Newly released

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can find the server IP and connection information on our Discord server.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	Yes, you will need to be whitelisted to join. Please contact an admin or moderator for access.
Are there any server rules?	Yes, please refer to the server rules channel on Discord for a list of guidelines and expectations.
Can I join the dragon fight even if I’m new?	Yes, all players are welcome to participate in server events regardless of experience level.

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Cherry Block: Your Gateway to Enhanced Minecraft Adventure

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions