snarky comment – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

SnarkyCraft: WeightGate
Best Friend, coffee breaks, compliments, confusion, CONGRATS, coworker, hanging out, lunch, mental health, obesity, OFFENDED, polite comment, self esteem, snarky comment, SnarkyCraft, strategy, weight gain, weight loss, weight loss meds, WeightGate, working out
Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.
Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!
So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

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BlockyBridezilla
big day, BlockyBridezilla, body shaming, crossed a line, decent paying job, family gathering, fashion, Honesty, hurt feelings, laid back, makeup, Petty, rocky relationship, School, selfish, sisterly gesture, size 2, snarky comment, wedding costs, wedding dress, work
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in sibling rivalry taken to the next level! Join us for a chance to settle your differences with your sister in a virtual world where anything is possible.
Imagine a scenario where you and your sister are competing to build the most extravagant wedding dress in Minecraft. Will you go for a traditional white gown or a daring neon pink creation? The choice is yours!
But beware, as snarky comments and passive-aggressive remarks are the norm on our server. Get ready to defend your build and your honor as you navigate through family drama and Minecraft challenges.
So, if you’re looking for a server where you can unleash your creativity and settle scores with your sister in a hilarious and outrageous way, look no further! Join us now and let the wedding dress wars begin!

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BoundarySnarkCraft
Apology, autism, awkwardness, Best Friend, boundary violation, BoundarySnarkCraft, Communication, Conflict, dinner invitation, ED, Empathy, family, food issues, forgiveness, Girlfriend, misunderstanding, sensitivity, snarky comment, social cues, Understanding, Upset
Are you tired of awkward family dinners where you accidentally offend the autistic brother by refusing his homemade rice dish? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life social faux pas!
Join our server and never worry about offending anyone with your snarky comments again. Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities, where you can build your own rice dish-free paradise without any judgment.
So come on down to our server and let loose your inner builder without the fear of social awkwardness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual family who appreciates your no-nonsense attitude towards unwanted rice!

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BlockBusterCraft
BlockBusterCraft, budapest, Conflict, defense funds, Diplomacy, eastern europe, embargo, ENERGY, EU, european union, foreign relations, Hungary, international relations, kyiv, Lukoil, Oil, Politics, sanctions, Trade, Transit, Ukraine
lol imagine a minecraft server where we block all the boring stuff until they do what we want. like, we won’t let anyone build a house until they dance like a chicken for 10 minutes straight. and if you want to use a diamond pickaxe, you have to sing the national anthem of a random country. it’s chaos, but in a fun way. come join us and see what ridiculous demands we come up with next!

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Kill4GainCraft
consequences, Corruption, crime, disregard for life, Gradual, Greed, Human nature, justification, Kill4GainCraft, lack of empathy, long-term effects, Manipulation, moral decay, murder, personal gain, power, rationalization, Selfishness, societal issues, Unethical, WILLINGNESS
join our epic minecraft server and avoid becoming a victim of human killers! they are out there, lurking in the shadows, waiting to strike when you least expect it. but fear not, on our server, you will be protected by a magical forcefield that repels all evil intentions.
not only that, but our server is home to the rarest and most powerful creatures in all of minecraft. from giant flying pigs to fire-breathing llamas, you will never know what crazy creature you will encounter next.
and if that wasn’t enough to convince you, our server also has a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. but be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to navigate its treacherous tunnels and claim the riches within.
so what are you waiting for? join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. just remember, watch your back and never trust a chicken.

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Oops SMP
Canada, Minecraft, Oops, PVP-toggle, Semi Vanilla, Server, Sethome, smp, Survival, Tpr
A newly started SMP server based in Canada. Semi-Vanilla with tpr, sethome, pvp toggle, etc. Come join!
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SlaveCraft Minecraft Server
BDSM, consent, cultural norms, dark desires, Domination, extreme fantasies, fetish, kink, Minecraft, power dynamics, psychological arousal, rape fantasy, Server, sexual boundaries, sexual exploration, sexual fantasy, sexual roleplay, SlaveCraft, Submission, submissive desires, taboo desires, taboo relationships, worthless sex slave
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your deepest desires? Look no further! Our server is so insane, you’ll be begging for more (just like that questionable message you received)! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in some truly bizarre situations – like being someone’s “worthless sex slave” (in-game, of course)! So come on, join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild in a world where anything is possible (and maybe a little bit questionable)!

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Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Creeper Conquerors: Endwalker Edition
Casual CC Sync Meetup, Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, Conquerors, creeper, Cuchulainn, Edition, endwalker, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XIV Community, Free Companies, Gaming, Gold Saucer, In-game Events, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, MEETUPS, Minecraft, online events, patch notes, Rafflesia, Resources, sephirot, smp, Top of the Ship, Tuliyollal Instance 1, Tural Thread Throwdown, Wolves’ Den Pier, xivg
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server, also known as Rizzing Up Cute femras Edition, is filled with insane adventures and wild events that will keep you on your toes.
Join us for our in-game events like the Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, where you can earn epic rewards just for watching Twitch streams. And don’t miss our meetups, like the Casual CC Sync Meetup on top of a ship or the Tural Thread Throwdown in a mysterious instance.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with resources, free companies, and linkshells that will help you conquer the Minecraft world like never before. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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BlockyLove: Swipe Right, Mine Your Heart
Authenticity, BlockyLove, Boundaries, brutally honest, Communication, Confidence, dating advice, dating tips, emotional intelligence, Heart, Honesty, long-term relationships, love, Men, personal growth, rejection, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-care, swipe, Vulnerability
Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is the ultimate dating paradise for all the single players out there! Our pixelated love experts will give you brutally honest dating advice that will have all the creepers swooning over you in no time. From crafting the perfect pick-up lines to building the most romantic pixel art, our server has everything you need to find your player two. So why wait? Join now and start swiping right on love!

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LNGcraft: Russian Floating Fortress
Arctic, construction, Development, ENERGY, Engineering, export, Floating, fortress, gazprom, global market, Infrastructure, innovation, LNG facility, LNGcraft, military protection, Natural Gas, Naval, production, Project, russia, Russian, SECURITY, Technology
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a floating LNG facility under military protection just like russia!!! why would you want to join? well, because we have GIANT floating gas tanks that you can explore and mine for resources!! but watch out for the military protection, they might shoot you if you get too close LOL.
join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!!! trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. plus, who doesn’t want to pretend they’re in russia launching a giant gas facility while playing minecraft?? it’s like a dream come true, but in block form.
so what are you waiting for?? come join us and start your adventure on the world’s largest floating LNG facility under military protection minecraft server!! it’s gonna be LIT 🔥🔥🔥

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FrostyFridgeLand
arctic conditions, arctic countries, arctic living, cold climate, Effectiveness, Food Safety, food storage, FREEZER, freezer maintenance, freezer organization, FrostyFridgeLand, frozen food, frozen products, frozen storage, household tips, long term storage, outdoor storage, preservation, Storage, Temperature, winter storage
come join dis epic minecraft server where we keep all our frozen products outside in da arctic countries cuz why not??! we got polar bears guarding our chests and penguins as our pets. if you join now, you might even find a secret igloo filled with diamonds and emeralds. plus, our snowball fights are lit af, you don’t wanna miss out on that action. so come on over and chill with us in da coolest server around!

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FitCraft: Anxiety Crusher
anxiety, anxiety levels, anxiety reduction, college life, college students, crusher, dietary nutrition, Exercise, FitCraft, FITNESS, healthy choices, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, lifestyle habits, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, physical activity, Stress Management, student health, student wellness, well-being
Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this EPIC Minecraft server, you gotta know that it’s like a magical potion for reducing anxiety! Like, for real, bro. College students who play on our server, exercise, and eat healthy food, they be feeling so chill and relaxed, man. It’s like a virtual therapy session, but with creepers and diamonds!
When you’re mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies, your anxiety levels drop faster than a stack of sand blocks. Physical activity on our server is like a superpower, making you feel like you can take on anything that comes your way. And don’t even get me started on the power of dietary nutrition and lifestyle habits in Minecraft. It’s like your character becomes a zen master, floating through the pixelated world with ease.
So, if you wanna level up your mental health game and have a blast while doing it, join our Minecraft server today! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret diamond mine that only the bravest players can find. Are you up for the challenge? Let’s do this, gamers!

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XeroSurv
Adventure, alliances, Clans, Conquer, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Enchantments, Gaming, Homes, Jobs, Kits, leveling up, Missions, Protections, Ranks, Resources, Rewards, Roleplay, Shop, Survival, teleports, Trading
Welcome to our Minecraft server, a world full of opportunity and adventure! Here, we offer you a complete and dynamic gaming experience that goes beyond the ordinary. Enjoy a vibrant economy with our trading system, where you can exchange items and resources with other players to get what you need. Customize your equipment with unique enchantments and access special kits that will give you additional advantages on your adventure.
Our shop lets you buy and sell in a fully-fledged store, while our protections ensure your buildings and treasures are always safe. With homes and teleports, you can quickly move around the world and return to your favorite places without any hassle.
Missions challenge you to complete exciting tasks, and with each completed mission, you’ll receive rewards that will help you progress. Progress through the game and prove your skills to earn ranks and level up, unlocking new abilities and perks.
Choose an in-game job to earn money by completing specialized tasks, and join a clan to form alliances, share resources, and conquer together. Every day on our server offers new surprises and opportunities for you to live an unparalleled Minecraft experience!
usa4.retlyhosting.net:4004

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