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RegiftedRage Minecraft Server

Amazon, aunt, Birthday, birthday gifts, Boundaries, Communication, confusion, disagreement, Disappointment, family, gift, Intentions, loving thoughts, Minecraft, personal information, RegiftedRage, relationship, returning gifts, scale, Server, snarky, Trust, uncle

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ores Mined:	3202
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to send you any creepy gifts like a smart scale that spies on you! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and zero scales involved.

Looking for a server where you won’t be guilt-tripped into sharing your personal information through weird gifts? Look no further, because we’ve got your back. Our server is a scale-free zone, where the only thing we measure is the amount of fun you’re having.

Join us and leave behind the drama of gift-giving with hidden agendas. Our community is all about spreading love and positivity, not returning gifts because they don’t meet some bizarre agreement. Say goodbye to gift exchanges with strings attached and hello to a server where the only thing you’ll be sending back is a creeper explosion!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t find any snarky aunts or weird scales here. Just pure, unadulterated fun!

DadBodCraft Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, Beach, children, Complimenting, Conversation, Courtesy, DadBodCraft, endearing, family, Father, Gesture, little girl, Minecraft, motivation, politeness, Routine, Rude, Running, Server, snarky, STAIRWAY, young mother

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	47
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that values manners and acknowledges polite behavior? Look no further than our server, where even the smallest gestures are appreciated! Just like the little girl who noticed a player trying to pass by on the stairs and made way for them, we believe in kindness and respect.

Join our server and experience a world where even the most two-dimensional players are welcomed with open arms. And who knows, maybe you’ll even receive a compliment about your lovely father while you’re at it!

So come on down to our server and leave rudeness at the door – unless, of course, you’re looking to be called a “jerk” from above. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their Minecraft adventures?

WWE have completely ruined Walter for me Minecraft SMP

badass, Bill Goldberg, Character development, Completely, favorite wrestler, heel turn, Minecraft, Monster, no-nonsense, professional wrestling, Randy Orton, ruined, smartass, smp, snarky, Stoic, troll heel, Walter, wrestling community, wrestling company, wrestling fans, wwe, WWE creative

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Farms Harvested:	755
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Are you tired of boring, predictable wrestling storylines? Join our Minecraft SMP where Walter has transformed from a stoic badass into a snarky smartass troll! Watch out for his signature move, the “Retard Slam” inspired by Randy Orton’s dad. Who needs Bill Goldberg when you have Walter bringing the chaos in our server? Join now for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns!

StepDadSassCraft

aita, apoplectic., Author, Birthday, Chinese book, family, gift, horror novel, maddening, relationship, retort, snarky, Stepbrother, StepDadSassCraft, Stepfather, stephen king, taiwan, Translated, Upset, vassal state, Visit

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	4899	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my stepfather’s conspiracy theories? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is surviving the creepers.

Just like how my stepfather hates China, our server hates boring gameplay. Get ready to explore a world filled with Taiwanese-inspired landscapes and build your own empire, just like how Taiwan stands strong against China’s influence.

Don’t worry about being snarky here, we encourage it! Roast your fellow players in the chat, just like how I roasted my stepfather about Taiwan not being China. Let the banter flow like lava in the Nether!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the drama is non-existent, the adventures are endless, and the only thing vassal about us is our commitment to having a good time. See you in the game, and remember, Taiwan is not China!

StickerShop Ban: Minecraft Server

age appropriate, Ban, Behavior, Business, children, COORDINATOR, curse words, Customers, Demand, EMBARRASSMENT, family event, greeting cards, inappropriate content, Kids, market, Minecraft, parents, Sassy, Server, snarky, sticker shop, StickerShop, Vendors, Venue

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	214	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Potions Brewed:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to corrupt your kids’ minds with our vile filth! Our sassy and snarky greeting cards and stickers are definitely not appropriate for children, so parents beware!

Join us for a wild ride as we turn innocent little ones into rebellious troublemakers with just a few curse words on stickers and cards. Just like the lady at the market, you’ll be screaming at us for exposing your kids to our rotten behavior in no time!

But don’t worry, we won’t give in to your demands for free age-appropriate stickers. We stand by our inappropriate content and we’re not afraid to kick you and your kids out of our server if you can’t handle the heat.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your parenting choices and have you laughing at the absurdity of it all, then look no further! Join us now and let the chaos begin!

SecretSpareFeelings_MC_SMP

bottled up emotions, concealed emotions, confidential thoughts, emotional burden, Hidden feelings, Hidden Truth, inner turmoil, internal struggle, personal sacrifice, private pain, private thoughts, Secrets, SecretSpareFeelings_MC_SMP, silent suffering, suppressed emotions, undisclosed feelings, unexpressed emotions, unsaid words, unshared feelings, unspoken truth, unvoiced emotions

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Void Armor Forged:	29	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. So like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and like, a bunch of llamas wearing top hats. It was so random but also so cool, you never know what you’ll find on this server.

And get this, there’s this legendary player who goes by the name of DiamondDude69 and they have this secret stash of rare items that they only share with those who can solve their riddles. I heard one time someone solved a riddle and got a pet dragon, like what even is this server, it’s so crazy.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like actual wizards or something because they can literally make anything happen. One time I asked for a roller coaster to be built in my backyard and poof, it appeared out of thin air. It was the most exhilarating ride of my life, I swear.

So yeah, if you want to experience all the wackiness and awesomeness that this Minecraft SMP has to offer, you better join now before you miss out on all the insane adventures and shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little bit. 😂🤣🤪 #BestMinecraftSMPEver

CraftyEuroHateLOL

Architecture, CraftyEuroHateLOL, cuisine, culture, dislike, Europe, European country, European culture, european destinations, european history, European travel, Favorite, History, landscapes, least favorite, Like.., Opinions, opinions on European countries, Preferences, tourism, travel

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6736
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old European countries with their fancy architecture and rich history? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through a land where every country is made of cheese and the villagers all speak in funny accents.

Don’t like France? Well, on our server, the Eiffel Tower is actually a giant baguette that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. And if you’re not a fan of Italy, just wait until you see our leaning tower of pizza – it’s literally made out of pizza slices!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments with players from all over the world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a dragon made entirely out of croissants.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a European adventure like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re lactose intolerant).

HamasHQ Minecraft Server

Arrests, arrests in Gaza, arrests made, Conflict, crackdown, Dismantles, extremist group, gaza, Hamas, HamasHQ, hospital raid, idf, Kamel Adwan Hospital, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Minecraft, Operation, Palestinian, security forces, security operation, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

hey u! yea u! do u like minecraft? do u like chaos and craziness? well u gotta join our server! it’s so wild, even the IDF couldn’t handle it! they had to come in and arrest 240 players cuz they were causing too much mayhem! can u believe it? we even have a secret Hamas HQ inside a hospital! it’s like a crazy maze in there, u never know what’s gonna happen next! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of ur life!

NetanyahuCraft Auschwitz LOL

anniversary, anti-semitism, arrest, Auschwitz, condemns, Diplomatic, Europe, Genocide, historical site, Holocaust, International, Israeli, lol, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, NetanyahuCraft, Official, Poland, Politics, relations, Report, Tension, world war II

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Void Gems Collected:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

lol imagine if u joined this epic minecraft server and got to play with a bunch of chickens dressed as superheroes. like, u could ride a pig into battle against evil cows who are trying to take over the land. and get this, the owner of the server is a talking potato who can grant u three wishes if u find him in the secret cave. plus, there’s a rumor that if u reach level 100, u unlock a secret dimension where u can ride on a rainbow unicorn and battle against zombie llamas. like, how insane is that?! so come join the fun and see if u can become the ultimate minecraft champion on this wacky server!

AutoCraft: Bureaucracy Menace

#Workflow Automation, Autocraft, Automating, Automation, bureaucracy, bureaucratisation, business processes, centre, Decision making, digital transformation, efficiency, innovation, Management, Menace, operational efficiency, optimal planning, organizational structure, productivity, strategic planning, streamlining, Technology, technology integration, workplace automation

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Towns Built:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

come join our server where we make the centre disappear like magic! we have optimal planning and we fight against the evil of bureaucratisation! our players are like superheroes, fighting off the boring paperwork and building epic structures! join us and be a part of the craziest adventure in minecraft history! we promise you won’t be bored, unless you’re into that sort of thing. but who wants to be bored when you can be battling against paperwork monsters and building the coolest things ever?! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

What are Minecraft servers like Cherry Blossom SMP ?

1.17.1, Active Staff, Board Games, chest locks, donor options, door locks, Economy, EULA friendly, MCMMO, money from mobs, Player Economy, Player Shops, Plugins, PvE, Ranks, REST, Roleplay, Rtp, Server Shop, Sethome, Survival, Towny, Tpa, unique items, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8207
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Some recommended Minecraft servers similar to Cherry Blossom SMP include: 1. BlossomCraft: This server offers a similar immersive experience with a focus on progression and community. Enjoy unique gameplay features and a friendly community atmosphere. 2. SakuraCraft: Step into a world inspired by Cherry Blossom SMP with a server that offers a variety of plugins for an enhanced gameplay experience. Join a tight-knit community and embark on new adventures. 3. PetalCraft: Experience a server that combines the best elements of survival gameplay with fun twists and challenges. Explore unique features and activities while building your own virtual world. 4. FlowerPower SMP: Dive into a server that prides itself on providing a fun and engaging experience for all players. With a focus on community and creativity, you’ll feel right at home in this vibrant virtual world. 5. CherryBlossom Adventures: Embark on exciting quests, challenges, and events in this server inspired by Cherry Blossom SMP. Join forces with other players and make new memories in a world filled with surprises.

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SangriaCraft

Biweekly, building, Collaborative projects, community input, Competitions, creativity, data packs, Financials, FRIENDSHIPS, Griefers, hackers, Plugins, pub trivia, public service projects, SangriaCraft, shopping district, Shops, smp, transparency, Tropical, tropical adventure, whitelist application

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3924
Dimension Hops:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Votes:	4546
Alien Abductions:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85

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Join SangriaCraft for a positive and enjoyable Minecraft gaming environment, free from hackers and griefers. Our community focuses on transparency, community input, and various events to foster friendships and creativity. The world was recently reset on 10/26, encouraging more interactions and community connections.

FAQ:

Q: Who are we?	A: SangriaCraft is a Minecraft server dedicated to providing a positive gaming environment for players to enjoy without restrictions or toxic players. Join our community of passionate Minecraft enthusiasts.
Q: What changes were made with the recent world reset?	A: With the world reset, we are encouraging players to team up or build in closer proximity to spawn. Shops are now located within players’ bases or group areas, promoting more community interactions.
Q: How does SangriaCraft prioritize transparency and community input?	A: Our financials are openly shared, and changes are polled with 80% approval required. Failed polls are reviewed for potential improvements. We also host events, competitions, and collaborative projects to engage the community.
Q: How can I join SangriaCraft?	A: To join, fill out a whitelist application on our Discord server. Take your time with the application and check the #Applications channel for information on plugins and data packs used on SangriaCraft.

Curious Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, 150, 75, Axed, Count, Crafters, Curious, GIF, half, happen, Hosting, Just curious, last time, something happen, Threads, Today, Visited

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Yo, bro, forget about /gif/ and come join this Minecraft server! We got so much craziness going on, you won’t even remember what a thread is!

We got half the threads but double the fun, so hop on and experience a whole new level of insanity! Join us and leave reality behind, because who needs /gif/ when you can have a blocky adventure like never before?

Don’t question it, just join and embrace the chaos! Your mind will be blown, and you’ll never look back. Trust me, it’s worth it!

ConfidentCraft SMP

Assertiveness, Body language, building relationships, Communication, Confidence, ConfidentCraft, Conversation, networking, overcoming shyness, personal development, public speaking, self esteem, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, social confidence, social confidence building, social interactions, Social Skills, social skills training, socializing, socializing tips

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4075
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will give you all the confidence you need to talk to people IRL. Like, seriously, once you join this server, you’ll be slaying creepers and building epic structures like a boss. And guess what? The more you play, the more confidence you’ll gain in real life. It’s like magic, bro.

But that’s not all, this server is filled with the most hilarious and crazy players you’ll ever meet. We once had a player who built a giant statue of a potato and declared himself the Potato King. And another player who only communicated in dolphin noises. It’s pure madness, bro.

So if you want to level up your social skills and have a blast while doing it, join this Minecraft SMP now. Who knows, you might even become the next Potato King. Let’s goooooo!

CreeperConfessions

CreeperConfessions, inner truth, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-identity, self-realization, self-transformation, self-understanding

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Animals Bred:	98
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you still learning to accept that you’re a blocky, pixelated character in a virtual world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all shapes and sizes (literally)! Join us and discover a whole new truth about yourself – that you were meant to mine, build, and survive in a world filled with creepers, zombies, and endless possibilities. So come on, embrace your inner Steve or Alex and join us for some epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Who knows, you might just uncover a truth about yourself that you never knew existed (like the fact that you’re secretly a master builder or a redstone genius)!