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WWE have completely ruined Walter for me Minecraft SMP

badass, Bill Goldberg, Character development, Completely, favorite wrestler, heel turn, Minecraft, Monster, no-nonsense, professional wrestling, Randy Orton, ruined, smartass, smp, snarky, Stoic, troll heel, Walter, wrestling community, wrestling company, wrestling fans, wwe, WWE creative

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of boring, predictable wrestling storylines? Join our Minecraft SMP where Walter has transformed from a stoic badass into a snarky smartass troll! Watch out for his signature move, the “Retard Slam” inspired by Randy Orton’s dad. Who needs Bill Goldberg when you have Walter bringing the chaos in our server? Join now for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns!

StepDadSassCraft

aita, apoplectic., Author, Birthday, Chinese book, family, gift, horror novel, maddening, relationship, retort, snarky, Stepbrother, StepDadSassCraft, Stepfather, stephen king, taiwan, Translated, Upset, vassal state, Visit

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Void Gems Collected:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Towns Built:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my stepfather’s conspiracy theories? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is surviving the creepers.

Just like how my stepfather hates China, our server hates boring gameplay. Get ready to explore a world filled with Taiwanese-inspired landscapes and build your own empire, just like how Taiwan stands strong against China’s influence.

Don’t worry about being snarky here, we encourage it! Roast your fellow players in the chat, just like how I roasted my stepfather about Taiwan not being China. Let the banter flow like lava in the Nether!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the drama is non-existent, the adventures are endless, and the only thing vassal about us is our commitment to having a good time. See you in the game, and remember, Taiwan is not China!

StickerShop Ban: Minecraft Server

age appropriate, Ban, Behavior, Business, children, COORDINATOR, curse words, Customers, Demand, EMBARRASSMENT, family event, greeting cards, inappropriate content, Kids, market, Minecraft, parents, Sassy, Server, snarky, sticker shop, StickerShop, Vendors, Venue

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Buildings Constructed:	6
Star Shards Collected:	136	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to corrupt your kids’ minds with our vile filth! Our sassy and snarky greeting cards and stickers are definitely not appropriate for children, so parents beware!

Join us for a wild ride as we turn innocent little ones into rebellious troublemakers with just a few curse words on stickers and cards. Just like the lady at the market, you’ll be screaming at us for exposing your kids to our rotten behavior in no time!

But don’t worry, we won’t give in to your demands for free age-appropriate stickers. We stand by our inappropriate content and we’re not afraid to kick you and your kids out of our server if you can’t handle the heat.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your parenting choices and have you laughing at the absurdity of it all, then look no further! Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Minecraft server: GBFGCraft – Fantasy Fun!

animated pv, Conquest of the Dark Singularity, crew directory., Dread Barrage, FANTASY, FAQ, Fun, Future Schedule, gbf, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, GBFGCraft, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy General, granblue fantasy toolbox, helpful links, how to start, July schedule, Mega Pastebin, Minecraft, Recent News, ROADMAP, Server, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Animals Bred:	71	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement.

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a Dread Barrage event where the light is favored. Fight off hordes of mobs with your trusty sword and shield, all while trying to conquer the Dark Singularity. It’s a battle like no other!

But wait, there’s more! In the future, we have an Unite & Fight event coming up where Earth is favored. Get ready to team up with your fellow players and take on epic challenges to prove your worth.

To join our server, simply go to our website in any Chromium-based browser. And don’t forget to read the FAQ before posting – it will answer most of your questions and get you up to speed in no time.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops! See you in the game, adventurer!

ExistentialCrisisCraft SMP – “Is there any technology for keeping the existential crises at bay in Minecraft SMP?”

anxiety management, Bay, coping strategies, Crises, emotional stability, emotional well being, Existential, existential anxiety, existential crises, existential dread, ExistentialCrisisCraft, Keeping, mental health, mental health support, mental health tools, mental resilience, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, mindfulness practices, Minecraft, personal growth, self help, self reflection, self-care, smp, stress relief, Technology

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Star Shards Collected:	179	Emeralds Found:	3477
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds just to have a creeper blow you up and send you into an existential crisis? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We have state-of-the-art technology that will keep those pesky existential crises at bay. Our custom plugin, the “Mindfulness Mate,” will remind you to take breaks and appreciate the beauty of the blocky world around you. Plus, our resident therapist villager, Dr. Enderman, is always available for a counseling session if things get too rough. Join us now and say goodbye to those existential blues!

BoyfriendDigits4U

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, BoyfriendDigits4U, Communication, Confrontation, feelings, FLIRTING, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, fwb, Group Chat, hooking up, Jealousy, loyalty, promiscuity, relationships, Respect, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like in this wild story of friendship gone wrong.

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will your friend try to steal your boyfriend? Will you have to navigate through awkward group chats and flirty encounters? The possibilities are endless!

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the excitement right here in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server today and let the fun begin!

GridironCraft2028

2028 Olympics, amateur athletics, American Olympic success, athletic scholarships, college athletics, college football, college sports, GridironCraft2028, LA Olympics, Olympic funding, Olympic history, Olympic legacy, Olympic medals, Olympic preparation, Olympic training, sports development, sports financing, sports funding, sports investments, sports sponsorship, US Olympic team

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8724
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

yo, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than our builds is the amount of laughs you’ll have! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster, and more surprises than a clown car at a birthday party!

why join, you ask? well, let me tell ya a lil story. once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to build a replica of the entire college football stadium. but get this, instead of football players, they used chickens wearing tiny helmets! and guess what? those chickens went on to win the gold medal in the chicken olympics! true story, bro.

so, if you wanna be part of the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server around, come join us! who knows, maybe you’ll be the next chicken olympic champion!

Noxoria

Earth, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	118	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Towns Built:	4	Ores Mined:	8582

Noxoria is a Turkish Towny Server, choose your region with the world map, gather your friends and join the war! It has no connection with Minecraft EU! (We support versions from 1.16.5 to 1.20.6!)

oyna.noxoria.com

Vanilla Hype: Not Quite Vanilla Enough, but Still Hyping It Up! 1.21!

building, Competitions, gladiator fights, Griefing, holiday events, hype, Hyping, Land Claim, Mature Community, rules, smp, stealing, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2718
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

Vanilla Hype Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Come join the fun and relaxing Minecraft adventure that is Vanilla Hype! We’re a small whitelist server developing a mature and friendly community for anyone that’d like to join us.
Focus	The server is geared towards vanilla-style Minecraft building and community activities. Activities change based on popularity and player-demand, but some of them include weekly competitions, gladiator fights and holiday events/games.
Gameplay Features	– No game-changing plugins such as land claim and economy – Griefing/Stealing is prohibited – Full list of rules can be found in our discord server
How to Join	Apply on our discord server Server IP: mc.vanillahypserver.com Version: 1.21 (Java)

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply on our discord server using the provided link above.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

A: Yes, there is a full list of rules available in our discord server. Griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited.

Q: What kind of activities can I expect on Vanilla Hype?

A: Activities include weekly competitions, gladiator fights, holiday events/games, and other community-driven activities based on player demand.

SisSucksMCServer

awkward, BETRAYAL, Caught, Confrontation, dick, disbelief, EMBARRASSING, family, inappropriate, scandalous, Shocked, sibling rivalry, SisSucksMCServer, sister, sucking, Surprise, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, walked in

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9405
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where you’ll never have a dull moment! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player walked in on their sister sucking some dick…oh wait, that’s not a reason to join our server, that’s just a crazy anecdote. But hey, if you want to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where anything can happen, then this is the place for you! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

r9k Rejects Minecraft SMP

catching up, criminal, disadvantaged, established wealth, family connections, INEQUALITY, Losers, Marginalized, mental illness, Minecraft, parents divorced, Poor, predicted wealth, r9k, rejects, scraps of bread crumb, single mother, smp, societal expectations, Struggle, Suffering, Support, work extra hard

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	119	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Potions Brewed:	198	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of being held back by your parents’ divorce or living with a single mother? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where your predicted wealth is cut in half and you’re more likely to be criminal and poor.

On our server, everyone is equal and no one is left behind. We don’t care about your background or mental health issues, we just want you to have a good time and enjoy the game. So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs support from family or connections when you have a crazy Minecraft community to have your back? Let’s build a world where everyone can thrive, no matter what life throws at them. See you in the game, losers of r9k!

Nuke-Free Taiwan Minecraft Server

carbon emissions, controversial, electricity, electricity consumption, ENERGY, energy crisis, energy policy, Energy Transition, environmental impact, Government, Minecraft, Nuclear Power Plant, NukeFree, policy, power generation, power outage, public opinion, renewable energy, Safety concerns, Server, Shutdown, Sustainable development, taiwan

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Emeralds Found:	8406	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more power than taiwan’s last nuclear plant!! our server is so lit, it’ll make the power plant shutdown look like child’s play. we’ve got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and a community that’s more explosive than a nuclear meltdown. join us now and experience the power of minecraft like never before. who needs nuclear energy when you’ve got our server to keep you energized and entertained for hours on end? come join the fun and see why we’re the hottest server around. nuclear power plant who? we don’t need that when we’ve got minecraft madness on our side!

TaxCraft: Super Rich Edition

Agreement, collaboration, cooperation, DECLARATION, Economy, Edition, finance ministers, financial transparency, G20, Global, income inequality, International, Nations, policy, Rich, Rio de Janeiro, summit, Super, super rich, Taxation, TaxCraft, TAXES, Wealthy, wealthy individuals

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	165
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	249
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the g20 nations have agreed to work together to make the super-rich pay their taxes IN GAME. but wait, there’s more! we stopped short of a more substantial deal because we were too busy building insane structures and battling mobs in rio de janeiro. come join the chaos and see if you can become the richest player in the server! who needs real life when you can live out your wildest dreams in minecraft? come join us now!