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DadCraft Drama: Daughter Edition

Appearance, career milestone, DadCraft, DAUGHTER, Drama, Edition, EMBARRASSING, event attendance, family drama, family dynamics, fashion sense, gala event, hippy lifestyle, in-laws, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, public image, rebellious phase, relationship issues, social circle, societal expectations, STEPDAUGHTER, stepdaughter relationship, stepmother

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Mines Excavated:	3890
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, it’s like a crazy family drama but in blocky form! So, get this, we got this player (30F) who’s chilling with her MIL and husband (37M), right? And then the husband asks her to take his daughter (12F) shopping for a dress. But wait, plot twist, the daughter’s mom is teaching her extreme hippy stuff like not showering, wearing dirty clothes, and not brushing her teeth! 😱

Fast forward to a gala event where the husband is receiving an award, and the wife straight up tells him she’s embarrassed to be seen with the daughter in public because she looks like a homeless child! 🤣 Even the MIL agrees that the daughter shouldn’t come to the event because she’ll make them look bad.

Like, can you imagine the chaos and hilarity that would go down on our server? Join now for a wild ride of family drama and fashion disasters in Minecraft form! 😂✨👗🧼 #MinecraftMadness

LifeCraft: Epic Fails & Wins!

balance, Contentment, emotional well being, Epic, Fails, fulfillment, Happiness, inner peace, Life, life assessment, life satisfaction, LifeCraft, mental health, mindfulness, overall wellness, personal growth, positivity, progress, satisfaction, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, well-being, Wins

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3008
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got their own personal hot tub filled with lava just by stumbling upon the Diamond Unicorn’s lair.

So say goodbye to your boring life and hello to the insanity that awaits you on our server. Join now and let the chaos begin!

ContiguousCraft: Japan vs China

Asia-Pacific, carrier, China, ContiguousCraft, Defense, diplomatic tensions, East China Sea, foreign relations, geopolitical conflict, international waters, Japan, Maritime, maritime boundaries, Military, Naval, naval incursion, regional stability, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, territorial waters

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	314	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Emeralds Found:	344	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

so, liek, this server is liek the wildest ride of ur life, bro. u kno why? cuz we got chinese carriers entering japanese waters for the first time, yo! u wanna be part of that action? come join us and witness the craziness unfold in front of ur very eyes. u never know what u gonna see next on this server, it’s a rollercoaster of epic proportions. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, cuz this server is where the party’s at, baby!

Fruity Frag Attack – Minecraft Server

A. fragariae, Attack, ATTACKED, China, confirmation, discovery, F. hybrid, first, frag, Fruity, Minecraft, Molecular, molecular confirmation, morphological, morphological confirmation, recent, research, Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A CRAZY SCIENTIFIC LAB IN MINECRAFT. WE DISCOVERED SOME WILD MOLECULAR CONFIRMATION OF A. FRAGARIAE IN CHINA, AND F. HYBRID GOT ATTACKED BY A. FRAGARIAE. LIKE WHAT EVEN IS THAT?! JOIN US AND EXPLORE THE WACKY SCIENCE SIDE OF MINECRAFT. WHO KNOWS WHAT OTHER BIZARRE DISCOVERIES WE’LL MAKE TOGETHER! 😂🔬🧪🔭

WawaNet

Adventure, Custom Armor, Custom Bosses, Custom Generated Structures, Custom Tools, Economy, Exploration, Grinding Systems, in-game economy, KitPvP, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigame, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, PVP Game Modes, role playing, RPG, smp, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Potions Brewed:	75
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

WawaNet is a server with many things combined into one. Our server has: SMP, RPG, Exploration, Custom Generated Structures, Adventure, Custom Bosses, Minigames, PVP Game Modes, In-game Economy, Grinding Systems, and Custom Armor/Tools.

Join our server today! at: Java: IP: wawamc.net

Bedrock: IP: play.wawamc.net Port: 25570

wawamc.net

Kik Group Minecraft Server

chat group, Chat Room, get kicked, group, Group Chat, group communication, group interaction, group messaging, group video chat, kik, kik group, Kik group 😀, messaging app, Minecraft, Online Community, online friends, online video group, online video sharing, Server, social media, social-networking, video sharing, Videos, virtual community

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	157
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	390	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Divine Spears Created:	18
Meteorites Collected:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join our Kik group for daily memes, hilarious videos, and the occasional dance-off competition. But beware, if you don’t bring the laughs, you’ll get kicked faster than a creeper exploding in your face!

Our server is filled with insane builds, like a giant roller coaster that launches you into the sky and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Want to join a faction of players who only communicate in pig Latin? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Friday night – it’s like watching a herd of sheep go up against a pack of wolves!

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama while wearing a top hat, challenge a chicken to a rap battle, and build a house out of nothing but cake blocks? Trust us, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Cinderella SMP: Idolm@ster U149 Girls

Anime, cinderella, Cinderella Girls, Girls, idol group, idol management simulation, Idolm@ster Cinderella Girls, IDOLMSTER, IDOLS, Japanese media franchise, Kaoru, Kaoru Ryuzaki, long tail tags, mobile game, Music, smp, Thread, U149, U149 unit, video game, virtual idols

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because Kaoru has created the most epic SMP ever!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and having epic PvP battles with enchanted diamond swords.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join Kaoru’s SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe.

CouchPotatoCraft Minecraft Server

12 people, Accommodation, Annual, Bed.., Couch, CouchPotatoCraft, DRIVE, family get together, get together, hotel room, mad, Minecraft, privacy, Server, shower, sister, sister’s house, sleeping arrangements, time off work, wasted time, wellness check, WiFi

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t make you feel like you’re crashing at your sister’s overcrowded house during a family get-together? Look no further! Our server offers unlimited wifi, no line-ups for showers, and most importantly, no sleeping on couches or floors!

Join us and escape the chaos of family gatherings gone wrong. We promise you won’t have to call off any get-togethers or waste anyone’s time. Plus, we won’t judge you for booking a hotel room instead of suffering through a cramped house situation. So come on over and let’s build some epic virtual worlds together!

KidKareKrew

anger, Babysitting, childhood trauma, Emotional Abuse, exclusion, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family estrangement, Family Therapy, KidKareKrew, parenting, Resentment, sibling favoritism, sibling jealousy, sibling neglect, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Are you tired of being the black sheep of the family? Do your older siblings treat you like a pesky fly that they just can’t swat away? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and escape the clutches of your anti-brother sisters who have been plotting your disappearance since the dawn of time. Build your own virtual family with fellow players who actually appreciate having a brother around.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with magical potions that can turn your sisters into frogs (just kidding…or are we?). Take revenge on those who have tormented you for years in the real world by unleashing your wrath in the virtual world.

So come on down to our server and show your sisters that boys can play games too, and they better watch out because you’re not just a brother, you’re a Minecraft warrior ready to conquer all!

SushiCraft: Carrier Invasion!

Asia-Pacific region, carrier, China, Defense, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, Japan, Maritime, maritime boundaries, military presence, naval maneuvers, naval operations, Navy, SECURITY, SushiCraft, territorial disputes, territorial incursions, territorial waters

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

OMG guys, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like Japan vs China but in Minecraft form! Imagine sailing ur ship into each other’s waters and battling it out like true warriors. Will u be a samurai or a ninja? The choice is yours, but either way, it’s gonna be epic!

Join now and be part of the historic moment when China’s carrier entered Japan’s waters for the first time ever…in Minecraft! Who will come out on top? Will the pandas or the cherry blossoms reign supreme? Only one way to find out – join the server and let the battle begin! 🇯🇵🇨🇳

Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underwater temple filled with treasure guarded by a giant squid. Will u be brave enough to face the tentacled beast and claim the riches for yourself? Or will u end up as sushi for the squid? Only time will tell on this crazy server! 🦑💰

So what are u waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Japan vs China in Minecraft – it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🎮🔥