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  • HungryCraft Minecraft Server

    HungryCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of lunch breaks and the struggle of dealing with family drama! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and taming wolves, all while trying to avoid your dad’s passive-aggressive comments about not cooking lunch for the whole family during your lunch break. Will you stand up to his demands or continue to enjoy your makeshift meals in peace?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy twists and turns, just like the time OP’s mom joined in on the lunchtime drama and made things even more chaotic. Can you navigate through the family dynamics while also battling creepers and zombies?

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that understands the struggle of balancing work, family, and Minecraft adventures all in one place? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DownRiverSMP

    DownRiverSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    DownriverSMP Season 3 Minecraft Server

    Server Overview

    Server Name DownriverSMP Season 3
    IP play.downriversmp.com
    Version 1.17.1
    Player Count Varies
    Features
      • Fresh Map
      • Community Collaboration
      • Weekly Competitions
      • Quality-of-Life Additions
      • Whitelist Only
      • Mature (18+) Community
      • Vanilla+ Experience

    FAQ

    What’s Happening in Season 3?

    A brand-new world is waiting to be explored, with untouched terrain, hidden treasures, and endless possibilities. Players can collaborate to build spawn, complete challenges, and unlock special rewards. Weekly competitions, such as build-offs and in-game events, are held. Quality-of-life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, and Discord integration enhance the gameplay experience.

    Can I Still Join Season 3?

    Yes, the server has launched, but it’s never too late to join and make your mark in the world of DownriverSMP Season 3.

    How Can I Join?

    To join the server, visit play.downriversmp.com and be part of the adventure.

    For more information and community interaction, join our Discord server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SpongeCraft

    SpongeCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    SERVER IP: PLAY.SPONGECRAFT.NET

    What is SpongeCraft?

    * Towny & Resource World – One with Towny claims and another where you can destroy to your hearts desire with custom generated terrain and villages

    * Toggleable keep inventory with a small death tax if on

    * Custom enchantments and relics to upgrade your items

    * Shop at player shops, auction houses, or the server shop to acquire any goods you need

    * Fun things to do when you’re bored such as events, parkour, and other minigames

    * Unique ranking system with personalized perks

    * Many fun cosmetics that can be acquired without purchasing

    * Jobs with awesome, custom level-up perks

    * Survival and vote crates (Every crate can be acquired without paying!)

    * A friendly, inclusive community and staff team that will help you with any of your needs

    About Us:

    With a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks and plugins you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

    Our server has a big focus on the building, community, and on working on projects together. Players can quickly teleport between builds, towns, shops, and worlds. This means, that we have an active discord with people always willing to chat and keep inventory that can be toggled on or off with a death tax if kept on. We always try to keep the community updated on any changes, and ask for the community’s opinions on potential changes.

    We host events fairly often, with everyone participating winning in-game prizes, and the winners even winning gift cards sometimes. Some of our players have hosted events themselves in-game such as a Secret Santa and an Easter egg hunt.

    Rules

    No griefing, trolling or ruining gameplay for others.
    No hacking or abusing unfair advantages.
    We try to be a server that’s for everyone, so please keep it PG-13!

    Important Links:

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafted Valor of 2015 Past

    Crafted Valor of 2015 Past

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the End of Reality: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience!

    Prepare yourself! What if I told you our Minecraft server is both the most glorious and the absolute worst ever created? I mean, who needs logic when you’re trapped in a blocky world, y’know? Step onto one of our floating islands sprinkled with the tears of your past living self while battling cube monsters that whisper sweet nothings about your lingering failures! Come witness the paradox of joy and despair!

    Feature Detail
    Gravity-Free Zones Walk on the roofs! Falling is against the laws of inertia… or is it? Check behind you.
    Vengeful Dirt Blocks Every time you dig, dirt remembers. They are watching YOUR every move. Trust me, it’s personal.
    Time-Travel Entrances Step through our portals and end up in 2015! Relive your glory days before they stopped being a thing. Space-time is but a suggestion!
    Free Chicken In Every Chest Why? Because the chickens need to learn to fly, just as you must confront your past self. IT’S ALL CONNECTED!
    Squidward’s Revenge Plots Endless quests to make amends with underwater cephalopods. They will not rest until they have what they seek.

    FAQ Section (Answers that leave you questioning everything)

    Q: How do I join the server? A: Just close your eyes and whisper “blocky” three times. But what if you never left? Or what if I am just a figment of your imagination?

    Q: What makes this server different from others?A: Other servers don’t have feelings. They are cold and unfeeling, like the void of space. Are we different, or are we all just pixels in a giant cosmic game?

    Q: Is there any community?A: Community? What is a “community” if not a collection of regrets intertwined like vines wrapped around a rotting apple? Find the truth in the noise!

    Random Quotes from the Abyss

    “I kinda suck now, then I remembered that me being decent was in like 2015.”

    “2015 was 10 years ago literally!”

    Join us! Or maybe don’t. The choice is yours, but reality might just unravel either way.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • "Minecraft Server: Shopocalypse!"

    "Minecraft Server: Shopocalypse!"

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to GroceryMine 2.0!

    Why Just Mine for Diamonds When You Can Dig for Groceries?!

    In a world where chicken and rice grow on trees and sauces are hidden behind secret portals, we have conjured a server where those who dare can explore, craft, and taste the unthinkable! Will you become the King of Ketchup, or the Baron of Basil? Only time and lizard folk know!

    Server Features That Will Make Your Brain Melt!

    Feature Description
    Teleportation Spaghetti Travel instantly to the realm of Ramen! But beware, you might end up in the Lost Dimension of Rotting Vegetables!
    Endless Grocery List Your items will spontaneously appear and disappear, much like your sense of time! Who needs order?
    Defensive Cold Cuts Protect your fridge! The meats fight back! Only the bravest can wrestle the ham of doom!
    Supermarket Mimic NPCs that look like your friends but act like disgruntled cashiers. They might just give you lethal coupons!
    Potion of Culinary Confusion Brew and mix random items to create mind-bending recipes. Will you dine on Fishy Juice or Liquid Salad?

    Player Reviews: The Truth in Madness!

    “I tried to cook with googly eyes, now the duck is after me!”

    “Nothing says fun like a lecture from an angry avocado!”

    “I soiled pants trying to ride a chicken through the cereal aisle!”

    “Why do the cucumbers keep laughing?!”

    Your Safety is NOT Guaranteed!

    Do NOT attempt to reason with the pickles. They are not your friends. They see all. They know all. Join us on GroceryMine, where the ketchup flows like rivers, and insanity is just the beginning of flavor!

    Remember: When the refrigerator speaks, do listen—but do NOT respond. For the fridge holds the keys to realms beyond your comprehension. Trust the chicken. Fear the rice! 🐔🍚

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP