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All Light Bulbs Suck Minecraft SMP

brightness, Bulbs, Ceiling, color temperature, cri, dimmable, eco-friendly, energy efficient, energy saving, high quality, home improvement, Led, Light, light bulbs, lighting, long-lasting, mediocre, Minecraft, Modernization, Replacement, smp, Specs, Suck, Technology, Thoughts

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Towns Built:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring old light bulbs that just can’t keep up with your epic building skills in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we only use the most epic, game-changing light bulbs that will make your builds shine brighter than a diamond block!

Forget about those lame specs and CRI ratings, because on our server, we only care about one thing – making sure your builds look absolutely legendary. Imagine walking into your base and being blinded by the sheer awesomeness of your lighting setup. Villagers will be lining up to trade with you just to bask in the glow of your epicness.

So why settle for mediocre when you can join our SMP and light up your world in style? Trust us, once you experience the power of our game-changing light bulbs, you’ll never look back. Join now and let the epicness begin!

Marvel Rivals Minecraft Server

adaptations, Characters, cinematic universe, comic books, Competition, dc, Entertainment, Fans, Franchises, Heroes, long tail tag, Marvel, Minecraft, movies, Rivalry, Rivals, Server, success, Superheroes, tv shows, Universe, Villains

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	5367	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Get ready to enter a world where Marvel and DC collide in the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Join us as we witness Iron Man and Batman team up to fight off hordes of creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Watch as Thor and Wonder Woman compete to see who can build the best replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our exclusive quest to find the hidden Infinity Stones scattered throughout the server. Rumor has it that whoever collects them all will gain the power to ban griefers with a snap of their fingers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride where anything is possible and where superheroes and villains unite for the ultimate showdown. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Balding Steve’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Bad Luck, balding, baldness curse, baldness despair, baldness frustration, baldness gene, baldness genetics, baldness inheritance, baldness misfortune, baldness struggle, baldness woes, genetic predisposition, genetics, hair genetics, hair loss, Hereditary, male baldness, male pattern baldness, Minecraft, self-pity, smp, Steves, Unfortunate

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even the pixels on your character’s head can’t escape the wrath of male pattern baldness! Join us for a wild ride filled with hair-raising adventures and bald jokes galore.

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are losing their hair trying to blow you up. But don’t worry, we’ve got potions of hair growth to help you out in case you start feeling a little too shiny on top.

And if you think you’ve got what it takes to survive in a world where even the chickens are rocking toupees, then come on down and show us your skills. Who knows, you might just become the bald king of the server!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner baldness and have a laugh while doing it, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, hair today, gone tomorrow!

Anon’s Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

Anons, Craft, crazy, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja sheep who will protect you from any creeper attacks. Yes, you heard that right, ninja sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies. It’s lit, literally!

3. Our server has a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore a world made of sugary goodness?

4. We host weekly llama races where you can ride llamas and compete for the title of Llama Champion. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold!

5. The owner of the server is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /UHG/ and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General Combat Ready Edition

Combat, combat ready, E-Celebs, Edition, general, IRL politics, Lies, love-hate, Minecraft, pastebin, Patch, porn, Previous thread, Ready, rooster teeth, Rooster Teeth shutdown, RT Archive, RWBY, RWBY discussion, RWBY Trash, RWBYG, Scarletverse, Ships, smp, Spam, Trash, troll posts, viz media

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server is all about one thing: RWBY. Love it, hate it, just don’t you dare tell us it’s good. We’ve got a strict rule against that kind of positivity around here.

But that’s not all – we’ve got crazy events happening all the time. Just last week, Rooster Teeth shut down and now all RWBY content can only be found on a mysterious website called rtarchive.org. And get this, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media! Who saw that coming?

If you want to join in on the madness, make sure to read the Pastebin because Patch will rise again and you don’t want to miss out on that. And remember, don’t believe their lies. Who knows what kind of shenanigans are going on in this server? So come on, join us and let’s have a blast in this wild world of RWBY Minecraft!

Crafty Falcom Server #2172

AI translations, Crafty, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, Figure, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, nordics, Oath in Felghana, President of Falcom, releases, Server, Soundtrack, Toshihiro Kondo, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak, translation patches, Updates, Ys

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Star Shards Collected:	260	Astral Projections Made:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Towns Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun).

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as wacky and fun-loving as you are. We’ve got everything from giant pixel art statues of your favorite video game characters to secret underground bases filled with treasure. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream).

But that’s not all! We also host weekly events like “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can build the craziest structure in a limited amount of time. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy that they can proudly display in their virtual mansion (because who needs real trophies anyway?).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).

Wednesday Night Minecraft SMP

9 o’clock, Booking, botches, Buzz, confusion, Delusion, discord gang, dynamite, Flippin, hype, Minecraft, night, Punches, Ratings, smp, snoozes, tired fans, TONY KHAN, Wednesday, Wednesday Night, Yawns

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a Wednesday night Dynamite show – full of botches, snoozes, and yawns! Join Tony and his discord gang as they navigate through the confusion and delusion of our server. With low ratings and punches that are light, you’ll never have a dull moment. Get ready for some flippin’ fun and join us for a wild ride that’ll leave you saying, “What in the world did I just experience?” So come on and join the chaos, because who needs a good server when you can have a hilariously bad one instead!

TrollWars

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Join our Skyblock server – custom currencies, worlds, an adventure, dedicated staff team, and so much more! Skill progression, player level, lootboxes, events and other features that makes this experience on this server like no other. Joined YouTuber Boffy, come and check out our server and start grinding today!

ms.trollwars.net

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Youtubers

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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MEGAA1.MCMCMC.RU

Newbies Only Minecraft Server

Anons, discovery, embracing change, experimentation, Exploration, facing fears, fear, fear of failure, fear of the unfamiliar, fear of the unknown, Minecraft, Newbies, overcoming fear, personal growth, Self Discovery, Server, stepping out of comfort zone, trying new activities, trying new adventures, trying new experiences, trying new hobbies, trying new things

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8493	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Animals Bred:	189	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, sticking to the same old servers and never venturing out of your comfort zone? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground rollercoaster that will make you question your very existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the riches you’ll acquire with your very own Diamond Chicken by your side.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and discover a whole new world of excitement and absurdity? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our server, you’ll never want to go back to being a basic Minecraft player again.