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CraftyComebackz

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8903
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Are you tired of boring old comebacks that are as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the most epic comebacks you’ll ever hear! Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle and someone tries to grief it. You whip out a comeback so savage, they’ll be crying in the corner for days. Join our server for the ultimate comeback showdowns and let the roasting begin! Who knew Minecraft could be so savage?

ComebackCraft SMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	768
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2760	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Crops Grown:	8372
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magic Items Found:	8000	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Void Gems Collected:	28	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	8155
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5600
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. But be warned, the roller coaster is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will try to sabotage your ride!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Pig King, a pig with a crown made of gold who rules over all the other animals in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a sheep that changes colors every time it eats a different type of grass. If you can catch the Rainbow Sheep and sheer it, you will be rewarded with a magical wool that never runs out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in our wacky world!

Cali Craze Minecraft Server

beach babes, cali, California dreamin’, California Girls, California lifestyle, carefree spirit, Coastal Living, CRAZE, Diverse, fitness enthusiasts, Golden Gate state, Golden State beauty, healthy living, Hollywood glam, laid back attitude, Minecraft, outdoor adventures, palm trees, Server, SoCal style., sun-kissed, Surf Culture, trendy fashion, West Coast vibes

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	55	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a California girl – fun, sun-kissed, and always ready for a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with beach parties, surfing competitions, and even the occasional celebrity sighting (Steve from Minecraft is basically a celebrity, right?).

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From diamond-encrusted creepers to zombie pigmen riding on top of flying pigs, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our custom-built mini-games? From parkour challenges that will test your agility to spleef tournaments that will have you laughing until you cry, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself living your best California girl life in no time!

Minecraft SMP rug pulls you

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being randomly rugpulled into hilarious shenanigans and unexpected adventures. Who needs a stable economy when you can have a server that keeps you on your toes at all times? Come join us and see what kind of wacky hijinks await you in our wild and wacky world!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dimension Hops:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	158	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
New Chunks Explored:	821319	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRM1.SKYBARS.ME

Pixel Pajama Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself how monks in Age of Empires heal your units! Our monks have mastered the ancient art of Minecraft magic, using enchanted potions and mystical rituals to heal your injured warriors. Watch as they perform epic miracles on the battlefield, turning the tide of battle in your favor with their divine powers. So come join us and witness the incredible healing abilities of our monks – who needs a doctor when you have Minecraft magic on your side!

Is TV Watching Minecraft SMP – The New Hit UK Comedy

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Star Shards Collected:	124	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, have we got the server for you! This wild and wacky Minecraft SMP is pulling in 2 milly every week and it’s hi-lar-ious.

Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of llamas on roller skates. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why this Minecraft SMP is the most outrageous and hilarious server out there. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only thing that’s predictable is the unpredictability.

BattleZone: Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Christmas tree lightings? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest holiday celebrations! Our Christmas tree lighting involves fireworks, llamas wearing Santa hats, and even a surprise appearance from the Grinch (played by one of our talented players, of course). Don’t miss out on the festive fun – join now and experience Christmas like never before!

NTR /a/ Hates Minecraft SMP – Realistic Genre Fun

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as fake as a diamond hoe? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your NTR needs! Join us if you want to experience the most realistic and heart-wrenching love triangles that will make you question your own relationships. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself caught in a scandalous love affair with your best friend’s pixelated crush. So come on, join us and see why /a/ hates NTR – because it’s just too damn good!

BlockyBattles – Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2778
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have transformed into a Missile Barge Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is equipped with custom skins that will make your character look like a missile-launching superhero ready to take on any challenge. – We have weapon sights and sounds that will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a high-stakes battle, even when you’re just mining for diamonds. – Our localizations will make you feel like you’re in a whole new world, where missiles are the currency and explosions are the norm.

But that’s not all! We also have guides on Air and Ground battles that will make you a master strategist, and MEC (Missile Engineering and Crafting) tutorials that will turn you into a missile-making genius.

And if you’re still not convinced, just remember: someone sending you runes? Well, on our server, those runes will turn into powerful missiles that will help you conquer the Minecraft world like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Missile Barge Edition Minecraft server now and let the missile madness begin! Just remember, don’t stick forks in the microwave… unless you want to see a truly explosive show!

Fashionista Minecraft SMP: Clothed Girls You Have Nudes Of Part 2

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is if you have nudes of clothed girls! Just kidding, that’s illegal and we don’t condone that kind of behavior. But seriously, our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures that will have you laughing until you cry.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week, and treasure hunts that lead to hidden diamond stashes guarded by evil llamas.

Our community is full of quirky characters like Steve, the talking pig who gives out questionable advice, and Karen, the villager who always demands to speak to the server owner.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server. Just leave the nudes at home, please.