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CatRapCancerGrief

annoying cat, bath mat, Cancer, cat dying, CatRapCancerGrief, chatgpt, dumb raps, girlfriend jokes, good mood ruined, hurt feelings, litter box, long-distance relationship, personal events, Rap, sleeping arrangements, snapping at girlfriend, specific circumstances, throwaway, vet visit, wacky girlfriend

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dimension Hops:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your girlfriend’s rap about giving your cat poop cancer? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even ChatGPT would be impressed. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a rap battle about Minecraft mobs gone wrong. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

abhor, Abomination, animosity, antipathy, aversion, Contempt, despise, detest, disdain, disgust, hate, i hate muties, loathe, Minecraft, Mutants, MutieFree, Muties, phew, repugnance, Repulsion, revulsion, Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9435	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Animals Bred:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of mutant creatures ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict no mutant policy! No more dealing with creepy creepers or pesky skeletons with extra limbs. Join us and say goodbye to muties once and for all!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered friends in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. But be warned, the Nether is also home to the infamous Cactus Queen, who will challenge you to a game of cactus dodgeball for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted cactus crown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

‘ick on ‘eck, Click, Deck, long tail, Minecraft, NECK, sick, sick on eck, smp

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5365	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Enchantments Applied:	164
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Towns Built:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Emeralds Found:	1912
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

compensation, Conflict, Covert, danger, hezbollah, Homes, illegal, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Militia, Minecraft, payment, Rent, Risk, Rockets, RocketVillage, SECURITY, Server, Storage, Terrorism, village residents, weapons

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7747	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Blocky Justice System

blocky, corrections, Courts, crime, criminal justice, Due Process, Ethics, Fairness, Honor, incarceration, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, morality, prison system, punishment, recidivism, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, societal norms, System

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Crops Grown:	1405	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Zombie Dances:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Animals Bred:	185

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

#sustainability, 2050, Agreement, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon neutral, Chaos, climate change, Deal, Decrease, double, Environmental, EU, Europe, Global, Green Deal, Green.., Impact, INCREASE, outside EU, policy, regulations, SAVED, study

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

America, census, controversy, Count, Crafty, data, debate, demographics, ethnicity, Government, immigration, lying.., Minecraft, Misinformation, number, Politics, Population, racism, Server, society, spic, spics, statistics, Truth

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	112	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!