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CatRapCancerGrief

annoying cat, bath mat, Cancer, cat dying, CatRapCancerGrief, chatgpt, dumb raps, girlfriend jokes, good mood ruined, hurt feelings, litter box, long-distance relationship, personal events, Rap, sleeping arrangements, snapping at girlfriend, specific circumstances, throwaway, vet visit, wacky girlfriend

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ores Mined:	6033
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your girlfriend’s rap about giving your cat poop cancer? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even ChatGPT would be impressed. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a rap battle about Minecraft mobs gone wrong. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

AxMC

Adventure, AxMC, Biomes, building, Challenges, city, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Epic, Events, Exploration, Friendly, Help, Minecraft, mobs, Resources, Rewards, Survival, Trading

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	147
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Welcome to AxMC, the Minecraft Survival server where the adventures never end! If you are looking for a place where you can let your creativity fly while facing the challenges of survival, this is the perfect place. In AxMC, each player has the opportunity to build their own path, from gigantic cities to secret bases deep in the map.

Our world is full of amazing biomes ready to be explored and conquered. Do you like the thrill of facing dangerous mobs or do you prefer to collect resources and trade with other players? You decide how to live your experience at AxMC! Plus, we have weekly events, special rewards, and a friendly community that’s always willing to help you. Join today and start your epic adventure at AxMC, where you set the limits!

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Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server

female challenges, female empowerment, female identity, female perspective, female struggles, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender stereotypes, Imagine, Imagine being a woman, Minecraft, Server, societal expectations, WOMAN, women’s experiences, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Alien Abductions:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a woman means the only challenge you’ll face is fending off all the unattractive men trying to win your heart! But fear not, because on our server, you can build a fortress to keep them out or tame a pack of wolves to scare them away.

Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are the least of your worries and the real danger is getting hit on by every Steve and Alex in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power to make all the unwanted suitors disappear with a flick of your enchanted sword?

So come on, ladies, join our server and show the world that being a woman in Minecraft isn’t about mining for resources, it’s about mining for the perfect man (or running away from him as fast as you can)!

Why did the Japanese do this? Minecraft SMP

Attack on Pearl Harbor, axis powers, Emperor Hirohito, Hirohito, imperial Japan, japanese, Japanese aggression, Japanese attack, Japanese culture, Japanese decision making, japanese history, Japanese imperialism, Japanese military, Japanese motives, Japanese perspective, Japanese politics, Japanese society, Japanese strategy, Minecraft, Pacific War, Pearl Harbor, smp, world war II

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	784537
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant squid and a group of angry chickens over who gets to rule the ocean biome.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dancing Cows Gang” who have taken over the plains biome and are throwing wild parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow breakdancing while wearing a leather jacket.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground base where the Japanese have hidden all their sushi recipes. Rumor has it that they did it to protect their precious sushi from the evil forces of the Nether, but who knows what really went down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.

FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP

altered perspective, awakening moment, critical juncture, defining moment, epiphany, existential crisis, eye-opening experience, FaithlessLove, life-altering realization, life-changing moment, Minecraft, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, pivotal experience, profound change, Self Discovery, shift in perception, smp, transformative event, turning point, world view

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Have you ever had a moment in your life where you were like, “Wow, I need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of creepers started a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies?

Join our SMP and experience life-changing moments like never before. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, this server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course).

OopsCraft

consequences, Decision making, hindsight, Impactful, learning experience, life changing, life changing mistake., life lessons, life-altering, mistake, OopsCraft, personal growth, pivotal moment, Reflection, regret, SELF AWARENESS, significant event, transformative, turning point, unexpected consequences, unexpected outcome

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Towns Built:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and suddenly found yourself on a wild adventure to save the entire pixelated world from an army of evil cows? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our epic Minecraft server yet!

Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering a secret quest line by stepping on a pixelated butterfly. Watch as your character transforms into a superhero with the power to shoot diamond swords from their eyes and ride on the back of a flying chicken.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden city made entirely out of enchanted blocks that grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever reaches the city first will be granted three wishes, one of which can be used to turn all creepers into friendly kittens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie disco king. It’s time to turn that small mistake into the greatest adventure of your pixelated life!

ZooCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, ZooCraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Gods Slained:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where nine monkeys died mysteriously at the hong kong zoo but don’t worry, our server is monkey-proof! we have bananas for days and even have a monkey king as our ruler. join us for some wild adventures and maybe you’ll uncover the mystery of the monkey massacre. plus, our server has a secret underground banana bunker where you can hide from any monkey business. so come swing on over and join the fun!

HezDroneBlasters

aerial warfare, Conflict, Defense, drone unit, hezbollah, Hezbollah drones, HezDroneBlasters, idf, IDF operations, intelligence, iran, Iran support, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, strategy, Surveillance, Technology, Terrorism, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3000	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Zombie Dances:	8
Buildings Constructed:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

so, get this, on this server, we got a secret mission for you: take down Hezbollah’s drone unit that’s being supplied by Iran. like, how crazy is that?! you gotta sneak around, build secret bases, and take out those pesky drones before they cause chaos in the Minecraft world. join now for the most intense and thrilling mission of your Minecraft life! let’s show those drones who’s boss!

Ignite Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, survival server multiplayer PvP factions minigames economy RPG custom mobs quests dungeons boss fights exploration building community events challenges loot crafting mining adventure

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	132	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

{Version 1.19+} Bored of regular survival? Come join IGNITE Survival. Level up, earn money, fight strong mobs, and build.

172.240.77.142:25594

Pristine Network

2024.., bedrock, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Discord, Duels, Events, Friend, Gamemodes, Ip:, LifeSteal, mctiers, Minecraft, netherite pot, Parkour, PORT, Pristine Network, Prizes, PvE, PvP, Server, Spleef, Store, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Our Gamemodes: – Lifesteal – Duels – Parkour (In Duels) – Spleef (In Duels)

Pristine Network is also a verified McTiers testing server for the Netherite Pot Gamemode.

IP: pristinepvp.net Bedrock Port: 10691 Add Friend To Join (Bedrock): PristineNetwork Store: store.pristinepvp.net Discord: discord.gg/pristine | discord.pristinepvp.net

pristinepvp.net

Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Crops Grown:	6651	Holy Grails Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
New Chunks Explored:	807572	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Potions Brewed:	41	Void Armor Forged:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the surprises never end! You’ll be pleasantly surprised to find that our server has just launched its second season, filled with even more craziness and chaos than before.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our custom-built world, where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas. But be warned, the mobs on our server have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to thwart your plans.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further! Our server is home to the most difficult parkour courses you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make even the most seasoned Minecraft player break a sweat. And if that’s not enough, try your hand at our PvP arena, where only the strongest survive.

But the real reason to join our server? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch, always up for a good time and ready to welcome new members with open arms. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t be disappointed!