New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • Ass Grass & WeedwackeRyS Minecraft Server

    Ass Grass & WeedwackeRyS Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 2496
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Void Gems Collected: 35
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Emeralds Found: 6832
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the CHAMPION of building giant statues of CHICKENS. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS! But wait, there’s more. Another player discovered a secret underground tunnel that led to a hidden treasure room filled with DIAMONDS and CAKE. And guess what? That player became the richest and most popular player on the server!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most intense PVP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: two players facing off in a EPIC duel on a floating island surrounded by lava, while riding on PIGS armed with DIAMOND SWORDS. It’s like something out of a FANTASY movie!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft community out there. Your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS, baby!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty SUVs: Where Even Pixels Drive in Style!

    Crafty SUVs: Where Even Pixels Drive in Style!
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 4545
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

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    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on the adventure of a lifetime.

    Picture this: You log on to the server and immediately find yourself in a world filled with GIANT bollards blocking your path. But fear not, for these bollards are actually friendly creatures who will guide you on your journey to greatness.

    As you explore further, you’ll come across FLYING pigs, RAINBOW sheep, and even a TALKING diamond sword named Sir Stabby. He’ll give you tips on how to conquer the land and defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to your heart’s content. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShadyCraft: Where the consequences are always LOL-worthy!

    ShadyCraft: Where the consequences are always LOL-worthy!
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 2640
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Dimension Hops: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Runes Activated: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Votes: 8455 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the consequences of shady business practices firsthand! Join now for a chance to own your own chain of stores that sell impossible to obtain goods at low prices. But be warned, the dirty, disgusting hyumans may not be too happy about it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Bigots and Rainbow Rascals Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bigots and Rainbow Rascals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 8216
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8932 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gayest of players can avoid being deemed faggots! Join us for a wild ride of white, racist gay people trying to navigate their fragile egos while also realizing their existence is a net negative on humanity. But fear not, for on our server, they can be based enough to become racist and avoid the dreaded f-word label.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and outrageous community of players who are on a quest to defy societal norms and expectations? Dive into a world where even the most unexpected twists and turns await you at every corner.

    So come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself in the process. See you on the server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PekoCraft: Where Pekomama rules and creepers drool

    PekoCraft: Where Pekomama rules and creepers drool
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 9439
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Chimeras Created: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to worship the mighty Pekomama! Who is Pekomama, you ask? Well, legend has it that Pekomama is a giant chicken who roams the lands of Minecraft, blessing players with LEGENDARY loot and EPIC adventures.

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the rarest items in all of Minecraft, all while evading the wrath of the evil Chicken King who is jealous of Pekomama’s power. But fear not, for Pekomama will always protect those who are loyal to her!

    Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, Pekomama herself descends from the heavens to host a massive dance party where players can show off their best dance moves and win AMAZING prizes. And rumor has it that if you impress Pekomama enough, she will grant you one wish!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the LEGEND of Pekomama! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty RPG Haters

    Crafty RPG Haters
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 3899
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server

    Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 5955
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3362 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war funding is flowing like lava and the Russians are causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT shop! Join us if you want to see elected officials being puppeteered by Russians more than /pol/ thinks the Jews are behind everything. It’s a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and explosive surprises. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’

    Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 3114
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 40 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, join our server and experience the wildest adventures ever!

    Imagine building your empire in Minecraft while discussing the downfall of Vic 3 and EU5 with fellow gamers. This server is where history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts collide in the most epic way possible.

    On this day in history, Romulus founded Rome and you can create your own epic city on our server. Battle like Mark Antony and Aulus Hirtius in the Battle of Mutina, or lead your troops to victory like Sam Houston in the Battle of San Jacinto.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server offers a random country picker for when you can’t decide where to start your Minecraft journey. And with mods like the Niggermod and Crimeamod, you’ll never run out of new ways to play.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Vic 3 when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SleeplessCraft – where your future girlfriend is building a bedrock mansion

    SleeplessCraft – where your future girlfriend is building a bedrock mansion
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 7880
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 231
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting violated is your sense of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, outrageous builds, and unbelievable shenanigans!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas stampede through your base, knocking everything in their path. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who just want to dance the night away.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. And let’s not forget about the Pixel Art Gallery, where players showcase their artistic skills by creating masterpieces out of blocks.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this wild and wacky?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Daddy’s Minecraft Meltdown

    Daddy’s Minecraft Meltdown
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 3214
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Falling into the Void: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Enchantments Applied: 136
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Villages Defended: 17 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9013 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have That’s someone’s daughter ffs as our motto! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club! – Our diamond pickaxes are so sharp, they can cut through the drama faster than you can say “creeper, oh man!” – The villagers in our server are so sassy, they make the Kardashians look like amateurs! – Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a royal rumble with Ender Dragons!

    So come join us on That’s someone’s daughter ffs Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!

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