Snap MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

EcoSelfieCraft: Save Nature, Snap Responsibly!

Save, Animals, social media, Environmental awareness, habitat destruction

join our epic minecraft server where u can take the most lit selfies with all the animals in the wild!!! we got lions, tigers, and bears oh my!!! but be careful, cuz these animals are thirsty for that perfect selfie too. watch out for the lion trying to steal ur phone for a quick selfie, or the bear photobombing u in the background. u never know what crazy animal antics will happen next on our server. come join the fun and help save nature, one selfie at a time!!! 🦁🐯🐻 #SelfieSafari #SaveTheAnimals #MinecraftMadness

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EcoCraft: Snap Responsibly!

responsible tourism, wild animals, detrimental, wildlife conservation, social media impact

join our epic minecraft server where you can take all the selfies you want without hurting nature! we have magical drones that will take the perfect landscape photos for you, so you don’t have to disturb any wild animals. our server is so eco-friendly, even the creepers are going green! come join us and save the planet, one block at a time!

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PresiCraft: Snap & Rule

Country, dream, power, Democracy, PresiCraft

Ever wanted to have the power to make anyone president of the US just by snapping your fingers? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us and become the ultimate puppet master of American politics. Want to see your favorite celebrity in the Oval Office? Done. How about your pet goldfish? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server. So come on and join us for a wild ride of presidential shenanigans!

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RaptureCraftMC

rapture, Mcu, SuperHero, end times, Movie

so like, u know how in the MCU, that big purple guy Thanos did the snap and like half of everyone disappeared? well, a bunch of Christians on this server thought that was the Rapture goin’ down, like Jesus was comin’ back and takin’ everyone up to heaven. so if u wanna be part of that end of the world vibe, join us on this server! we got crazy builds that’ll make u feel like ur in the middle of a biblical apocalypse, plus u can team up with other players to fight off mobs and survive the chaos. come join us and see if u can make it to the end times in style!

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SecuredCraft SMP – LinuxLolz

Desktoptards, flatpak, W^X violation, linux kernel, no strong sandboxing

Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.

Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?

And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.

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CraftyChat Minecraft Server

chat buddies, Messaging, Communication, Server, Telegram

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and have epic dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, where you can find hidden loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can challenge our server owner, Rodney, to a duel. Rumor has it he’s never been beaten (mainly because he cheats, but hey, it’s all in good fun)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just be sure to have your chatusername, phone number, and Snapchat ready because things are about to get LIT!

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StoolCraft: Autism Diagnosis in a Snap!

children, scientists, neurodiversity, intervention, Snap

come join our epic minecraft server where we diagnose autism with stool samples!!! 😂🤣🤪

imagine getting your diagnosis faster than a speeding bullet just by sending in a poop sample! no more waiting in long clinic lines, just drop a deuce and get your results in no time! 💩🚀

our server is so lit, even scientists are talking about it! they say it’s the most revolutionary way to identify autism early. who knew your poop could hold the key to unlocking your true potential in minecraft?! 🤯🔑

so what are you waiting for? join now and let your poop lead the way to a brighter, blockier future! 💩🌟 #poopdiagnosisFTW

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NoFapCraft Minecraft Server

temptation, Snap, discipline, Minecraft, daydreamed

Are you tired of being a broken gooner slave forever? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of the succubus! Our server is filled with magical creatures and adventures that will make you forget all about your nofap struggles. Plus, rumor has it that the rare diamond blocks on our server have the power to break any curse. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start your epic journey to freedom and glory!

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CraftyWifeMC Server

abuser, bigot, dramatic situation, trans people, Conversation

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of cookies? Look no further! Join our server where even the most shocking situations can be resolved with a snap of the fingers (or a snap of the pickaxe, in this case).

Our server is so welcoming, even non-binary babysitters like Atlas feel right at home. And if your spouse starts asking overly invasive questions, don’t worry – we’ve got your back! Just talk it out, apologize, and share some cookies with the kids.

So come join us on this wild adventure where even the most unexpected twists and turns lead to a happy ending. Who knew Minecraft could be so heartwarming and hilarious? Join now for a server experience like no other!

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WageSlaveCraft Minecraft Server

trailer living, rent free, Back to work, apartment, Options

Are you tired of being a slave to your ungrateful overlords? Do you dream of escaping the clutches of your RV prison and living a life of freedom and adventure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave behind the shackles of your oppressive living situation. Build your own virtual paradise, where you are the master of your own destiny. No more 50-hour work weeks, no more ungrateful bosses, just endless possibilities and fun!

On our server, you can create your own world where you are the ruler. No more being treated like dirt by your so-called “family”, here you are the king or queen of your own domain. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start living the life you truly deserve!

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