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Blocky Bill’s Bizarre Adventure

action, Adventure, anticlimactic, BETRAYAL, bills, BIZARRE, blocky, Blood, cult classic, death, Epic, first two, go, iconic, Kill Bill, Martial Arts, Quentin Tarantino, Revenge, series, sword fighting, Uma Thurman, Vengeance, violence, worst villains

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	37	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1904	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

So like, have you ever wanted to be a part of a Minecraft server where the villains actually win? Well, on this server, the bad guys always come out on top! Imagine teaming up with the creepers and skeletons to take down those pesky players trying to build their cute little houses. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure villainy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair where you can plot your evil schemes and unleash havoc on the unsuspecting players above. And if you’re feeling extra devious, you can even recruit an army of zombie pigmen to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this epic adventure of mayhem and mischief. Who needs heroes when you can be the ultimate villain? Join now and show the world that bad guys have more fun!

Doodle Dive Minecraft

Algorithms, Analysis, cognitive load, data analysis, Decision making, Dive, doodle, Doodle polls, efficiency, efficient scheduling, everyday tasks, IMPOSSIBLE, Insights, mathematical complexities, Minecraft, Optimization, problem solving, productivity, research, Scheduling, study, task management, Time management

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchantments Applied:	233
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we dive into the mathematical craziness of everyday tasks like doodle polls and scheduling. u ever wonder why scheduling is so hard? well, we got the answers, and they are WILD. our server will blow ur mind with the mind-boggling theories and insights we have uncovered. join us and u will never look at a calendar the same way again. plus, we have a secret underground base where we test out our theories in real life…or is it real life? u gotta join to find out. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Simply Skyblock

PvE, Skyblock, Skyblock Java Plugins Purchases Optional Support Advantages Limitations Good Fuss Brand new Server Simple Fancy OTT Ingane Welcome Blockblock Made Spend, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to Simply Blockblock, Skyblock made simple! A Brand new Java only server! No fancy plugins to make you spend all purchases are totally optional to just support the server and provide no ingame advantages, no OTT limitations, Just good skyblock without the fuss!

play.simplyskyblock.net

🔥 FireMine – griefer server number 1 🔥 Minecraft server

FireMine, Friends, Griefer Server, Minecraft, number 1, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8489	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ores Mined:	3018	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Animals Bred:	36	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64

Cool survival with friends! Come on in

play.firemine.fun

BauBau’s Fun Minecraft Server

3D Debut, baubau, baubaus, debut, Fun, fuwamoco, fuwawa, General Garibaldi Edition, merch, Minecraft, mococo, NSFW, Previous Stream, related content, Schedule, Server, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, Upcoming Stream, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9272	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	102	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Astral Projections Made:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the Garibaldi Edition – where the fun never stops!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days. From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like 3D debuts, debut performances, and even unarchived Twitter spaces that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And if you’re a fan of music, we’ve got you covered with a playlist of all the covers and songs our talented players have released. Plus, don’t forget to check out our merch store for some epic swag.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

This is what San Francisco looks like Minecraft SMP

Architecture, bay area, cable cars, California, city by the bay, city view, cityscape, diverse culture, Fog, Francisco, golden gate bridge, landmarks, Minecraft, pacific ocean, San, san francisco, skyline, smp, tech hub, tourism, Tourist Destination, travel, Urban, west coast

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magic Items Found:	7117
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because on our server, we have recreated San Francisco in all its blocky glory!

Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!

PawnCraft Minecraft Server

aita, external damage, family conflict, Friend, gas, Guilt, jewelry, light bill, Minecraft, minimum wage, Mother, pawn, Pawn Shop, PawnCraft, Rent, savings, selfish, Server, Splurge, Steam Deck, throwaway, Walking

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6617
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom pawning her jewelry for the light bill? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can escape the drama and build your dream world.

We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!

StepBroBanterGoneWrong

18F, 20m, disgusted, ewew, Explanation, Friend, funny, hot, JOKE, Leave, Older, overreacted, Sensitive, StepBroBanterGoneWrong, Stepbrother, texted, Upset, Yelling

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	273
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of dealing with friends who have a crush on your stepbrother? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where stepbrother crushes are strictly prohibited! We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate comments about family members, so you can game in peace without any awkward encounters.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BonerBlocker Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, body reactions, BonerBlocker, controlling erections, coping mechanisms, embarrassing moments, handling boners, male anatomy, male physiology, male sexuality, managing arousal, Minecraft, physical responses, public erections, random boner, self-control, sexual arousal, smp, social etiquette, spontaneous erections, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, unwanted erections

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with random boners in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where random boners are a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the pixels in the game are too distracted by the amazing builds to pop a boner. Plus, our resident wizard has cast a spell that turns any boners into diamond blocks – talk about a valuable problem to have! So come join us and say goodbye to awkward moments forever!

CraftyChicksVsBlockheads

advice, Communication, CraftyChicksVsBlockheads, dialogue, emotions, Empathy, experiences, Frustrations, gender differences, Insights, Listening, Men, misconceptions, Opinions, patience, Perspectives, reddit, relationships, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Animals Bred:	126
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	2091
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Calling all gamers and meme lords, are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.

And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.