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RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

EmoCraft: The Feels Express

captivating performances, Character development, cinematic journey, deep emotions, diverse emotions, dramatic moments, EmoCraft, emotional depth, emotional impact, Emotional rollercoaster, evocative storytelling, express, Feels, heart-wrenching, Heartwarming, immersive experience, intense feelings, movie experience., moving scenes, powerful storytelling, soul-stirring, tearjerker, Thought-provoking

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Potions Brewed:	151	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Emeralds Found:	1976

Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

FrostCraft Minecraft Server

asset management, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic aid, economic sanctions, EU, european union, financial resources., financial restrictions, financial support, foreign policy, Frostcraft, frozen assets, fund utilization, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

NATOandEU4Ukraine

Alliance, Baltic states, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european integration, european union, Finnish president, foreign policy, Helsinki, international relations, kyiv, MEMBERSHIP, military cooperation, nato, NATOandEU4Ukraine, Politics, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

application, BoomerMC, brand, BUILD, building, Community, Cool, creativity, Discord, Farming, feasibility, Friendly, Friends, grownup, Hang, hermitcraft, Kids, Lag, Management, Optimization, Papermc, power, Relaxation, Resource, spanking, Stuff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Qualities	Description
Close to Vanilla	99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
Server Type	PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
PvP	Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
Server Size	Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

Application:

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We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

FAQ

Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

GPU Wars Minecraft Server

business decision, China, Chinese revenue, Competition, economic impact, global economy, GPU, GPUs, HUANG, international relations, market share, Minecraft, nvidia, sad news, semiconductor industry, Server, stock market, tech industry, Technology, technology news, trade war, US government, video cards, Wars

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Endless Night Skies:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	4189
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

71k, Beginner, Bitcoin, Blockchain, Buy, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, finance, first time, GRAND, hodl, investing, Investment, long term, market, peak, price, profit, Risk, Sell, short-term, smp, Trading, volatility

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Villages Defended:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

CraftyClassmateCraze

Absurd, Apology, Boundaries, Chivalry, Classes, college student, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyClassmateCraze, depression, dickhead, English professor, Friend, Help, homework, RESPONSIBILITY, Rude, sick, stress, writing assignment

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7480
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	475	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

car trouble, childcare, DEADLINE, doctor appointment, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP, Fake, family emergency, get out of work, Job, lie, Meeting, mental health, overslept, personal issue, RESPONSIBILITY, sick, stress, traffic, work, work excuse

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Digging4Diamonds

Behavior, cleanliness, common practices, conformity, cultural norms, Digging4Diamonds, Disgusting, everyday actions, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, personal care, Repulsive, revolting, social expectations, societal norms, societal standards, taboo, unhygienic, Unpleasant

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Runes Activated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!