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  • SnakeOilCraft

    SnakeOilCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being duped by fake promises and empty claims? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate cure-all for all your gaming woes!

    Join us and experience the magic of our server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers give you hugs instead of exploding, and pigs fly (literally)! Our server is so amazing that even Notch himself bows down to our pixelated greatness.

    But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll also gain the ability to teleport to the real world and bring back all the riches and glory you desire. Need a new car? Just hop on our server and drive one back! Want a pet dragon? Easy peasy, just tame one in our enchanted lands.

    So say goodbye to all those other boring Minecraft servers and come join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and a whole lot of craziness. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look back!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Safety & Effectiveness Minecraft Server

    Safety & Effectiveness Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the hidden treasures of the Trump Tower, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the tower is guarded by a gang of mischievous creepers who are loyal to their leader, the one and only Trump himself!

    But that’s not all, rumor has it that Trump has hidden secret messages in the form of redstone contraptions all over the server. Crack the code and you may just unlock the ultimate power-up that will make you the most powerful player in the game!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime? Trust us, this server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyScamFools

    CraftyScamFools

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise big but deliver small? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam-tastic experience you’ve been waiting for! Join now for the chance to win a diamond block every time you log in (just kidding, you’ll actually get a dirt block)!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Pigeon. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame this majestic creature, it will grant you three wishes (spoiler alert: the wishes are all for more dirt blocks).

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. But be warned, these bunnies are no ordinary fluffy creatures – they have a taste for player flesh (just kidding, they’re actually quite friendly and enjoy a good game of hopscotch).

    So why wait? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is (but hey, at least you’ll have a good laugh along the way)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MythBustedMC SMP

    MythBustedMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to finally prove that wearing a tinfoil hat will protect you from creeper explosions! Our server is filled with conspiracy theorists who believe that building your base in the shape of a pyramid will give you special powers in-game. Plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are convinced that trading rotten flesh will bring them good luck in finding diamonds. So if you’re tired of following the same old boring Minecraft rules, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TradeCraft Minecraft Server

    TradeCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of getting scammed by shady traders in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can learn the ancient art of trading without getting duped by snake oil salesmen. Our experienced players will teach you the secrets of the trade, from bartering with villagers to setting up your own shop selling rare items like enchanted diamond armor and golden apples. Join us now and become a master of the marketplace!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DareCraft: Truth or Dare Edition

    DareCraft: Truth or Dare Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the dares are so wild they make Truth or Dare look like a game of patty-cake! Join us if you’re ready to take on challenges like building a house made entirely of lava, or hunting down the rarest mob with nothing but a wooden sword.

    We once had a player who dared to jump off the tallest cliff in the game while riding a pig dressed as a superhero. And let’s not forget the time someone dared to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will push your limits and make you question your sanity, then come join us for the most outrageous game of Minecraft you’ll ever play. Just remember, the crazier the dare, the greater the reward!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • OkiRapeStopCraft

    OkiRapeStopCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we stop rapes in okinawa with our magical pixel powers! we have unicorns and flying pigs to protect you from any bad guys trying to ruin the fun. plus, our diamond swords are so sharp they can cut through anything, even the toughest of griefers. so come on over and join the fight against injustice in the virtual world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Carbon Block City

    Carbon Block City

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, construction materials that can, like, save the world from carbon dioxide. like, we’re basically superheroes but in minecraft. join us and be a carbon dioxide-fighting warrior, dude. plus, we have, like, the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. like, we got a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a castle made entirely of diamonds. it’s, like, totally lit, man. so, come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever. let’s save the world and have a blast doing it, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

    SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CatCraft

    CatCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to CatCraft!

    CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.

    Overview:

    Season 1 started on April 4, 2019. Season 2 began in December 2021. Currently running version 1.21.4 with a world border set at 16k in every direction.

    Important Details:

      • No Enderman Griefing
      • End Dragon drops an elytra, egg, and head
      • AFK Detection

    Server Rules:

    Rule Description
    1 Don’t be a dick. I really think this kind of sums up all the rules, but I’ll spell it out.
    2 Don’t steal shit, dupe, or grief. See rule 1.

    More Info:

    For more information or to apply, visit our Discord.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP