Snails MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Snail F*cking or Whale Eating Minecraft Server

Unique, debate, Choice, snails, hypothetical

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the possibilities are as endless as the number of snails you can… well, you know. But don’t worry, we also have a special whale buffet for those who prefer a more… filling meal.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Snail King who grants wishes to those brave enough to face his slimy wrath. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the secret underwater whale kingdom where you can ride majestic whales into battle against the evil Squidward army.

So, what are you waiting for? Choose your superpower wisely and join us for a wild ride filled with snails, whales, and a whole lot of Minecraft madness.

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SlowlyCraft – Life’s Pointlessness

existentialism, death, acceptance of fate, pointlessness, snails

join our epic minecraft server where snails and turtles rule the land! why, you ask? because they understand the meaning of life and take it slow, just like our server!

imagine building your dream house at a snail’s pace, knowing that it’s not about the destination but the journey. and who knows, maybe you’ll find a wise old turtle to give you life advice as you mine for diamonds.

plus, our server is so chill that even creepers have taken up yoga and meditation to find inner peace before exploding. so come join us and embrace the slow life, because in the end, we’re all just snails and turtles in a vast minecraft world.

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The Battle of the Snails: PvP, Civ Event, and a Side of Roleplay

TEAM, Bases, fraction, Discord, battle

Minecraft Server Overview

World Fractions Event Date

Split into two fractions Phoenix Rising and Titan’s Wrath Defend magical items, go to war This Saturday

FAQ

What are the two fractions in the world?

The world is split into Phoenix Rising and Titan’s Wrath.

What is the objective of the event?

Each faction will defend their magical item and then go to war to capture the other team’s item.

How many lives does each team receive for their builds?

Each team will receive a number of lives for their builds to defend their item.

Can players request more lives during the event?

Yes, lives can be assigned to certain players upon request from the team leader.

What happens if a player loses all their lives before the great battle?

Players will be brought back to life for the fight with only one life, unless their team leader gives them more lives.

When is the event taking place?

The event will be happening this Saturday.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: minecraftevents.org or join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/QqBpFE867C

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Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

PIXEL, hard to draw, Kirara, spacecraft, 1.21.1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

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ShowerCam Minecraft Server

Boundaries, red flags, peeping, forgiveness, unstable living situation

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

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BlockBucksBaeSplitter

lost job, return the favor, Expenses, awkward, Food

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

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PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

health, Media, gambling, Ban, pharmaceutical commercials

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

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BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, fulfillment, enjoyment, sex, Passion

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

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TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

Conflict, Taliban, Minecraft, intelligence agencies, Russian intelligence

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

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rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Server, multiplayer, OFFLINE, Fun, Survival

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

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Snails

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

What are the two fractions in the world?

What is the objective of the event?

How many lives does each team receive for their builds?

Can players request more lives during the event?

What happens if a player loses all their lives before the great battle?

When is the event taking place?

How can I join the server?