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CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

Assassination, Conflict, controversy, CraftyBibisBoomTime, Diplomacy, elections, Government, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Nasrallah, Netanyahu, Politics, Polls, popularity surge, prime minister, public opinion, SECURITY, Support

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Crops Grown:	1573
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Zero Infinity Craft

closer to infinity, closer to zero, Craft, infinite values, Infinity, mathematical concepts, mathematical principles, mathematical properties, mathematical theory, Mathematics, number, numerical analysis, numerical comparisons, numerical distance, numerical proximity, numerical relationships, numerical values, Zero, zero point, zero vs infinity

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Air Block Brainiacs

Air, air contaminants, air pollution, air quality, BLOCK, brain development, brain health, Brainiacs, childhood exposure, children’s health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, environmental hazards, environmental toxins, long-term effects, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, pollution exposure, public health, respiratory system

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8812
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Enlightened Minecraft Server

acceptance, bald, Breakup, Buddhism, Clarity, crow, Depressed, dream, Emotional healing, Enlightened, enlightenment, ex girlfriend, insomnia, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, self-care, Server, sunset, Theme Park, Therapy

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	186905
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	5706
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	225
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6961

Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

animated women, Anime, anime characters, anime heroines, Anime Series, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female fighters, female leads, female powerhouses, Female Protagonists, Female Role Models, female strength, female warriors, fictional characters, fictional women, Minecraft, powerful women, Queen, smp, strong females, strongest female

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

FormDenial Minecraft Server

clipboard, denying, Duplicates, form, FormDenial, ID number, last four digits, library, Minecraft, name and address, outreach group, Personal Info, personal information, reasonable stance, registration, scam, Server, studying, suspicious, UNCOMFORTABLE, update, voter registration form, weird

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Enchantments Applied:	213	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

#classified information, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover-up exposed, Deception, government cover-up, government deception, government lies, government manipulation, government transparency, GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, investigative journalism, national security, political cover-up, political secrets, scandal, suppressed information, truth revealed, Whistleblower

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6025
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3820
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Holy Grails Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	2457
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, Assassination, Attack, Conflict, extremist, gunmen, iran, Iranian Revolution, kill, local chief, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Paramilitary, political violence, revolutionary guard, RevolutionCraft, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Unrest, violence, violence in Iran

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Crops Grown:	6565
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!