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BlameTheFiancéMC

BlameTheFiancéMC, disturbance, elementary school teacher, EMBARRASSMENT, expensive restaurants, expensive tastes, fine dining, friend group, Hunger, McDonalds, POVERTY, poverty wages, Salads, side salad, SNACKS, software engineer, split bills, weight

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Potions Brewed:	136	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1003	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	464	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t go hungry like this poor elementary school teacher! Join us and feast like a king (or queen) with our virtual fine dining experiences that won’t break the bank.

Our software engineer players may have expensive tastes, but don’t worry, we won’t judge you for ordering a side salad or soup. In fact, we encourage it! Who needs to eat out at fancy restaurants when you can dine in style in our pixelated world?

And don’t worry about causing disturbances like the OP in this story – we embrace outrageousness and crazy stories here. So come join us and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft server!

LidlCraft Minecraft Server

Beer, budget beer, budget shopping, convenience store, frozen food, frozen pizza, grocery haul, grocery shopping, grocery store, lidl, LidlCraft, meal ideas, meal planning, Minecraft, quick dinner, Server, shopping choices, shopping decisions, shopping essentials, shopping list, shopping tips, shopping trip, SNACKS

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Falling into the Void:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your trip to Lidl? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to battle giant frozen pizza monsters and drink beer that gives you superpowers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So grab your shopping list and get ready for a hilarious adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen in a grocery store aisle. Join now and let the craziness begin!

PickleCraft Minecraft Server

activities, Chill, Enjoy, everyone, family time, Food, Friends, Fun, have a pickle, Hope, indoor, leisure, Minecraft, nice weekend, Outdoor, PickleCraft, pickles, Relaxation, Server, SNACKS, Tasty, unwind, weekend

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dimension Hops:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret treasure hunts where the loot is diamond-encrusted bacon, and a community so friendly even the zombies want to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating bacon island, so you know it’s gonna be sizzling hot! So come on down and join us for a weekend of epic adventures and endless laughs. See you there, crafters!

Doritos vs Pringles: The Battle of Snacktopia Minecraft Server

battle, brand, CHIPS, comparison, Competition, consumerism, convenience, crunchy, DORITOS, expensive, grocery, indulgence, inflation, Junk Food, Marketing, Minecraft, Popular, price increase, PRINGLES, SALTY, Server, SNACKS, Snacktopia, Treat

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the economy is so wacky that a bag of Doritos is now more expensive than a can of Pringles! Why settle for boring old snacks when you can join us and experience the madness firsthand?

But that’s not all – on our server, pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), creepers are actually friendly and give hugs instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. It’s like a magical wonderland, but with more blocky graphics.

Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and diamond rain? See you in the game!

SnackCraft: Where we gather ’round the fire for epic adventures and tasty treats! LOLz guaranteed!

Adventures, Bonding, Campfire, CHIPS, Community, Companionship, Cozy, Epic, Evening, Fire, Food, Friends, Fun, gather, Gathering, GUARANTEED, Hospitality, Laughter, lolz, Outdoor, Relaxation, sharing, SnackCraft, SNACKS, socializing, Tasty, Treats, warmth

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1684	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But here’s the catch – the only way to access it was by doing the Chicken Dance for 10 minutes straight! And guess what? They did it and became the richest players in the land!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Pig Racing Championship. Yes, you heard that right. Strap a saddle on a pig, grab a carrot on a stick, and race against your friends to see who can cross the finish line first. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (just kidding, we don’t condone pig-napping)!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of llamas who roam the server, granting wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Rumor has it that one lucky player was granted the ability to fly like a bat for a whole week!

So grab your snacks, gather around the fire, and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos & Creepers, Where Even Steve Says ‘LOL, When Will We Have Something Like This?’

Anime, banter, biden, blocky, Chaos, chatgpt ai, coom, Crafting, CREEPERS, cute waifu, faggt, Headsets, hentai, Kino, lol, mmorpg, Nostalgia, portable hard drive, SÃO, shower, SNACKS, steve, sword art online, vr, wagiecuck, weeb

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2020
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Potions Brewed:	95
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with both KINO anime and the most disgusting no shower weeb shit! From epic adventures to softcore hentai, there’s something for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! We also offer the unique opportunity to coom like never before while watching Sword Art Online and discovering just how terrible it really is. And who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a cute fairy shortstack along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a shower when you can have a virtual waifu instead? Don’t blame Biden for your lack of a cute waifu – blame yourself for not joining our server sooner!

Cozy Craving: Where we survive and build like it’s Hermitcraft, but with less drama and more snacks!

BUILD, Cozy, craving, Drama, hermitcraft, Semi Vanilla, SNACKS, SURVIVE

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6353
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Looking for an unwhitelisted survival server to play on with a great community? Look no further. I started a server with a plugin that can rollback griefing and looting so you don’t have to worry! The server will never be reset and will slowly expand over time.
IP Address	play.cozycraving.com

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	No, the server is unwhitelisted.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed and can be rolled back by a plugin.
Will the server ever be reset?	No, the server will never be reset.
How will the server expand over time?	The server will slowly expand with new features and areas to explore.
Can I join the server anytime?	Yes, the server is open for anyone to join at any time.

SubmarineCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Advanced weaponry, China, Defense, defense strategy, Disaster, geopolitical tensions, investigation, Maritime, military capabilities, military modernization, Minecraft, naval forces, Navy, nuclear submarine, SECURITY, Server, setback, Sinking, Submarine Technology, SubmarineCraft, Technology, Underwater

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where China’s newest nuclear submarine sank? Yeah, you heard me right! And guess what? It’s all part of the crazy fun on this server! Join now to witness the wildest military modernization mishaps in Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you explore the depths of the ocean where the submarine sank, but you can also build your own nuclear-powered base to defend against any unexpected sinkings. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you on this server?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos and hilarity of this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia!

Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungarian government, Hungarian politics, Hungarian Prime Minister, Hungary, Hungary-Russia relations, influence, international relations, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbansCraft, Politics, power dynamics, russia, Surrender, Viktor Orbán, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5464
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

so like, imagine if Hungary was like a Minecraft server, right? and like, Russia was trying to take over and stuff. but then Orbán’s top aide was all like, “nah, we ain’t givin’ in to Russia, we gonna fight ’em off like a boss!”

so yeah, this server is like the ultimate battleground, where you gotta defend your land from evil forces and stuff. but don’t worry, ’cause we got epic weapons and armor to help you out. plus, there’s like secret underground tunnels and hidden treasure chests everywhere.

also, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the game, you’ll unlock a special power that lets you turn into a dragon and fly around the map breathing fire on your enemies. how cool is that?!

so come join our server and be a part of the epic battle against Russia. Orbán’s top aide believes in you, and so do we! let’s show those bad guys who’s boss in this crazy Minecraft world.

Genetic Link LOL – Minecraft

bipolar disorder, comorbidity, gender differences, Genetic, genetic factors, genetic link, genetic vulnerability, Link, lol, major depression, Men, mental disorders, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health research., mental illness, Minecraft, psychiatric conditions, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric genetics, research study, schizophrenia, schizophrenia research, Women

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, totally insane, man. like, there’s this study that says there’s, like, a genetic thingy that makes you more likely to have schizophrenia and other mental stuff, right? but get this, it’s more common in dudes than chicks with schizophrenia. so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, genetically linked to mental disorders, this is the place for you, bro. come join the madness and let your inner crazy out in the virtual world. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the fun!

What are Minecraft servers like Concordia MC ?

anti cheat, Competitions, Discord, donator roles, Economy, English, Events, Friends, hackers, Hosted, housing district, java, Lag, Minigames, PvE, PvP, pvp arena, Residence plugin, shopping district, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	New Chunks Explored:	157602
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	8782
Players Killed by Monsters:	4872	Mines Excavated:	1692

Some servers similar to Concordia MC include:

1. HermitCraft – A popular semi-vanilla server with a focus on community interaction and collaboration. Players can join a vast world and create their own unique structures while also participating in group events and challenges.

2. The Hive – A server with a wide variety of mini-games and game modes to keep players entertained. From survival games to parkour challenges, The Hive offers something for everyone looking for a fun and competitive Minecraft experience.

3. Hypixel – Known for its diverse range of mini-games and custom game modes, Hypixel is a server that offers endless entertainment for players of all skill levels. Whether you prefer PvP battles or creative building challenges, Hypixel has something for you.

4. Mineplex – Another popular server with a focus on mini-games and community-driven events. Mineplex offers a wide range of game modes, including survival, creative, and competitive challenges, making it a great choice for players looking for a fun and engaging Minecraft experience.

5. CubeCraft Games – A server that offers a mix of both classic and custom mini-games, CubeCraft Games is perfect for players who enjoy both traditional Minecraft gameplay and unique challenges. With regular updates and new game modes added regularly, CubeCraft Games keeps players coming back for more.

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Crafty Blocks – Minecraft Server

86117871, blocks, Chat, Comments.., Communication, Community, Conversation, Crafty, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, forum, Interaction, internet, message board, Minecraft, Numbers, ONLINE, participants, Posts, Previous thread, Replies, Server, Thread, Topic

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored llamas that will guide you to the land of unlimited diamonds and flying pigs!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted access to the secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains in search of players to challenge to a game of snowball dodgeball. If you can beat him, he’ll grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, he’s a mischievous one).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Snowflake Minecraft SMP

anti-racism education, cultural conditioning, diversity acceptance, Internalized Racism, Minecraft, overcoming self-hatred, racial awareness, racial bias, racial identity, racial privilege, racial solidarity, racial stereotypes, self compassion, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, smp, snowflake, societal pressure, white guilt, white identity crisis, White self-hatred

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	253	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of feeling guilty for simply existing as a white person? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to self-acceptance! Our server is filled with magical unicorns who will sprinkle you with glitter and remind you that being white is nothing to be ashamed of. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret rainbow sheep hidden in the world, all your white guilt will disappear forever! So come join us and embrace your whiteness in the most fabulous way possible! 🌈🦄 #WhitePrideCrafters

DadBlameMCServer

anger, Apology, Birthday Party, Catholic, church event, control, DadBlameMCServer, Decisions, dramatic, family, Father, Girlfriend, grandson, husband, Late, Missed, Priorities, Religious, sister, Son

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magic Items Found:	3773	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Votes:	9846

So, picture this: you’re chilling on our Minecraft server, building your dream castle, when suddenly, your dad shows up late to your birthday party in the game. But wait, he’s not just late, he straight up misses the whole thing because he’s too busy attending his girlfriend’s virtual church event. I mean, come on, who does that?

But fear not, because on our server, we don’t tolerate this kind of nonsense. We prioritize epic builds and virtual celebrations over fake church events any day. Plus, we have a strict “no drama” policy, so you won’t have to deal with any family feuds while you’re playing.

Join us now and let’s build some crazy memories together. Who needs a dad who misses your birthday party when you have a whole community of Minecraft players who have your back? Let’s show your dad what he’s missing out on by joining the coolest Minecraft server out there.

DoggyJavaDen

aggressive dog, coffee shop, Confrontation, disruptive behavior, dog behavior, dog owner etiquette, dog training, dog-friendly, DoggyJavaDen, leash control, pet aggression, pet behavior, pet etiquette, Pet Management, pet owner communication, pet owner conflict, pet owner responsibility, pet safety, pet socialization, public disturbance, public spaces

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Enchantments Applied:	262	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Void Gems Collected:	30
Void Armor Forged:	29	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Are you tired of dealing with aggressive dogs at your favorite coffee shop? Join our Minecraft server where the only aggressive creatures you’ll encounter are creepers! No more worrying about unruly pets ruining your peaceful coffee time.

Our server is dog-friendly, but only in a virtual sense. You won’t have to worry about someone else’s poorly behaved pooch ruining your day. Plus, our virtual coffee shop has a massive open terrace where you can build and relax without any real-life drama.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to confront rude dog owners or deal with their misbehaving pets. Our server is the perfect escape from the chaos of everyday life. So come on in and start building your own peaceful paradise, free from aggressive dogs and disrespectful owners.

PublicPickleEater Minecraft SMP

bizarre behavior, bizarre incidents, bizarre public behavior, eccentric actions, eccentric behavior, Minecraft, odd behavior, odd sightings, outlandish actions, outlandish behavior, peculiar actions, peculiar behavior, peculiar sightings, public behavior, PublicPickleEater, smp, strange actions, strange public behavior, strange sightings, unusual behavior, unusual sightings, weird behavior, weird occurrences

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Have you ever seen someone build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of a village square? Or maybe witnessed a player riding a pig while wearing a full suit of diamond armor? Well, get ready for even more wacky and wild antics on our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a server where the only rule is to be as absurd and ridiculous as possible. Want to create a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves covering everyone’s houses in pink wool? We support it!

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT fishing” where players compete to see who can catch the most fish using only explosives. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground dance parties that happen every full moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep a bucket of water handy – you never know when you might accidentally set yourself on fire while trying to ride a llama dressed as a pirate.

Double Speedcraft

acceleration, Boosted, double, Doubled, efficiency, Enhancement, expedited, Haste, Improvement, INCREASED, Optimization, Performance, Quick, quickened, Rapid, rapidity, SPEED, speedcraft, Swift, turbocharged, Upgrade, Velocity

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Are you tired of slow, boring Minecraft servers that make you wait forever to do anything fun? Well, look no further because our server is at least twice as fast as those other losers!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds at lightning speed, building epic structures in half the time, and fighting off creepers with superhuman reflexes. Our server is so fast, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Minecraft version of The Flash!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually powered by a secret potion made from rare enchanted golden apples and unicorn tears. That’s right, we’ve got magical powers on our side, making everything on our server twice as awesome!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our ridiculously fast and outrageously fun Minecraft server today and start gaming at warp speed!