Smythe-Smith Quartet Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Wasteland Adventures

Adventures, Adversity, blocky, challenge, Defeat, Despair, determination, Disappointment, disbelief, Failure, Fallout, Frustration, hopelessness, OBSTACLE, perseverance, resilience, setback, Struggle, Wasteland, work

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6332
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	86	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the craziness goes down! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and dance parties with creepers!

One time, a player stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a dimension made entirely out of cake. Another player accidentally turned their house into a flying castle and had to navigate through the clouds to find their way back down.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, on our server, anything is possible!

ObamaCraft: Where even creepers miss the good old days

biden, Conflict, consequences, CREEPERS, Days, Decision making, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Good, Government, international relations, iran, leadership, Military, ObamaCraft, Peace, Politics, president, trump, Trump administration, Trump presidency, united states, War, ww3

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Trump is the president and Iran wouldn’t even dare to mess with us! Forget about WW3, because with Biden in office, anything can happen! Come build, mine, and survive in a world where politics are as crazy as the creepers exploding around you. Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Join now and see what kind of shenanigans await you!

Crafty Creepers and Rainbow Sheep: Where Artists and Trans Folks Rule the World!

artists, Crafty, creative industry, CREEPERS, Defensive, defensive behavior, deserving, emotional, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement mindset, Folks, genuine interest, identity crisis, mental health, misunderstood, RAINBOW, rule, self-importance, Sensitive, serious answer, Sheep, silver plate, societal pressures, Trans, trooning out, unsufferable, world

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	880
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Want to join a server where the players are always on the defensive, ready to protect their precious diamonds at all costs? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who believe they deserve everything handed to them on a silver plate – literally, we have a special silver plate item that gives you special powers in-game!

But that’s not all – our server is also known for its wild and wacky community events. Last week, we had a giant chicken race where players rode on chickens around a track while trying to dodge obstacles. And next week, we’re planning a massive fireworks display that will light up the entire server.

So why wait? Join our server now and see why most artists end up trooning out after a few years – whatever that means! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Steve and Friends

1. me, act, Adventures, Argument, awareness 3. similar, Beyond, blocky, Character, Chuckle, Comment, evidence 4. convince, existential crisis, fictional, Friends, Identical, Identity, look 5. outside, McBlockface, MIRROR, real, Relate, relateable, Shut down, Smile, steve, twin 2. self-aware

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	48

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody understands your true identity? Look no further, because on our server, you will find a character that is literally YOU. Yes, you heard that right. This character is so eerily similar to you that it’s practically your twin. People will stop you on the street just to comment on how identical you are to this character. It’s like looking in a mirror, but in Minecraft form. Join our server and embrace your true self, because this character is indisputably you. Who knows, maybe this character will become self-aware and start questioning its own existence. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can finally find your place in this world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and discover the true meaning of identity crisis in the most hilarious way possible!

Crafting Craziness: Where Tourette’s meets Minecraft Madness!

beat, Crafting, Craziness, disbelief, Disorder, farce, Hope, Improvement, madness, meets, Minecraft, Neurological, popping off, Possible.., progress, Remission, skepticism, sus, Symptoms, ticks, Tourettes, Treatment, tuned in, Watching

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5278
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Votes:	6434	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Emeralds Found:	2852
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where anything is possible.

Our server is so crazy, even Tourette’s can be beaten! That’s right, we’ve had players come on with Tourette’s and miraculously cure themselves just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but with blocks.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our players in action. We’ve got players who have been watching for hours without popping off, it’s like they’re superhuman or something. Who knows what other crazy abilities they might have?

So come join us on our mysterious and sus-filled Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even cure yourself of Tourette’s while you’re at it. Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Shenanigans

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchantments Applied:	57	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll question if you’ve stumbled into a whole new country! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret society of dancing llamas. Explore our vast landscapes, from the mystical Mushroom Forest to the treacherous Cactus Canyon.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a group of mischievous villagers have formed a rebellion against the oppressive rule of the chickens. Will you join forces with the pigs to overthrow the feathered tyrants? Or will you choose to align yourself with the mysterious Endermen, who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the Nether?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and see for yourself if this is even a real country… or just a crazy dream brought to life in blocky form!

Crafty AF – Mine for Days

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Animals Bred:	126	Dragon Eggs Found:	9075
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that magical madness?

So come on down and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. See you there!

Crafty McCraftface: Just Got This Server

Adventure, anticipation, anxious, Beginner, Crafty, Curious, discovery, eager, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Exploration, first time, INITIATION, Journey, McCraftface, Mystery, newbie, Server, Surprise, uncertainty, unknown

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
New Chunks Explored:	163123	Emeralds Found:	2249
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. You’ll have the chance to ride on a dragon, build a castle made entirely out of candy, and battle against a horde of evil llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing creepers and singing villagers.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is purple, the water is made of rainbow juice, and the only rule is to have fun? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Nationalist Crew: Building Blocks of Unity

activism, blocks, building, CHANGE, Community, complaining, Crafty, CREW, ENGAGEMENT, Fed, Ideology, internet, involvement, Kike, leadership, movement, nationalism, nationalist, organization, Participation, Party, Political, social change, Unity

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	548515
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Potions Brewed:	113	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of sitting around on the internet complaining about the state of the world? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become part of a nationalist movement like never before. Fight against the evil kikes and be the change you want to see in the world. But beware, the feds may try to stop you, so be prepared for an epic battle like no other. Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Diamonds & Lols – Mine, Craft, LOL with Friends!

/dlsg/, Classic yugioh anime discussion, Craft, current events, Datamines Drive, Decklists, Dennis unlock, diamonds, Duel Links Speed General, Events, Friends, Fusioned bodies, KC Cup, Legendary Duelists, lol, lols, Mizar rerun, New Player FAQ, Official Duel Links Page, Probability Calculator, Skills, Speed duel format, Stealing the show edition, Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Links, Yu-Gi-Oh! Wiki

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	172
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of playing regular old Minecraft and want to spice things up with a little bit of Yu-Gi-Oh! action? Look no further than our server, where we fuse bodies and steal the show in epic duels!

Join us for the Duel Links Speed General #2451Stealing the show edition, where we focus on the SPEED duel format of the game. And if that’s not enough, we also welcome classic Yu-Gi-Oh! anime discussions because why not?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve been celebrating the 2500 days since launch event with dream tickets and gems, and the upcoming events include a Mizar rerun and Dennis unlock.

If you need resources for info on Legendary Duelists, Skills, decklists, events, etc., we’ve got you covered with links to the Yu-Gi-Oh! Wiki, Official Duel Links Page, and even a Yu-Gi-Oh! Probability Calculator because who doesn’t love a good probability calculation in the midst of a duel?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and get ready to duel like never before!