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MirageCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, aircraft, Conflict Resolution, Defense, diplomatic gesture, european union, fighter jets, France, international relations, Macron, military aid, military cooperation, Minecraft, Mirage 2000-5, miragecraft, peacekeeping efforts, Server, solidarity, strategic partnership, Support, Transfer, Ukraine, warplanes

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Mines Excavated:	2830
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

so, like, u know how france has these super cool mirage 2000-5 fighter jets, right? well, guess what, macron just announced they gonna transfer them to ukraine! why, u ask? well, apparently, they wanna help ukraine defend against zombie pigmen invasion in minecraft! yep, u heard me right, zombie pigmen are taking over and only these fighter jets can save the day! so, join our server and help fight off the undead pigmen with some epic aerial combat! plus, u get to ride on a pig while shooting arrows at creepers, how cool is that? join now and be a hero in the battle against the pixelated apocalypse!

ZelenskyySavior80thNormandy

80th anniversary, d-day, Event, Invasion, Normandy, people, SAVIOR, Ukraine, Veteran, zelenskyy, ZelenskyySavior80thNormandy

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6906
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magic Items Found:	3351	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

join dis minecraft server and u will feel like a D-Day invasion veteran praising Ukraine’s Zelenskyy as a ‘savior of the people’ at an 80th anniversary event in Normandy. u will feel da adrenaline rush of stormin’ da beaches and fightin’ for freedom, all while buildin’ epic castles and battlin’ creepers. u will be a hero in dis virtual world, just like dat brave veteran. so come join us and be a part of somethin’ legendary!

BurpCraft: Mealtime Defrag

bodily function, bodily release, burp, BurpCraft, burping sensation, Defrag, digestion, digestion aid, dining experience, Etiquette, feeling, gastrointestinal health, good burp, hdd defragmentation, Manners, Meal, mealtime, mealtime etiquette, polite behavior, Relief, satisfaction, social norms, stomach comfort

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Void Armor Forged:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

join our epic minecraft server and experience the ultimate hdd defragmentation of burping during a meal!!! our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide! build a house made entirely of cheese and watch as the villagers flock to worship you as the dairy god! ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! the possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?) so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, every day is a wacky adventure just waiting to happen!

CraftyBrainsMC

brain connectivity, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain plasticity, cognitive abilities, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive improvement, Cognitive Training, CraftyBrainsMC, Expertise, gaming performance, gaming proficiency, Gaming Skills, neural connections, neural plasticity, neuroplasticity, StarCraft II, video game research, video games

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Crops Grown:	1049	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will literally make ur brain bigger.

u heard me right, playing on this server will make u a genius. we got scientists studying the brain connectivity of players and guess what? starcraft II experts have enhanced brain connectivity. so if u wanna be a genius, join our server and start playing like a pro.

not only will u become smarter, but u will also become the ultimate minecraft player. u will build the most epic structures, slay dragons like it’s nothing, and become the ruler of the server.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become a minecraft legend. trust me, ur brain will thank u.

Welcome to Mystmoor: Where the only thing harder than the difficulty is actually getting whitelisted!

Builds, challenge, Cheating, classic, Community, Difficulty, Discord, Enhancements, enthusiasts, Essence, Grief, Harder, Immersive, instagram, Mystmoor, Passion, pay to win, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website, Whitelisted

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6138
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Emeralds Found:	991	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP Overview
Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP is a small whitelisted community of enthusiasts of the classic Minecraft experience. We cherish the game’s core essence and we’re excited to welcome new members who share our passion.
Mystmoor provides:
Friendly staff ready to help. Authentic vanilla gameplay with sensible enhancements. Overworld in which immersive builds are promoted. The challenge of Hard mode. Strong measures against cheating and grief. No pay-to-win.

Join Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP Today!

Feel free to check out our website and join our Discord to start your journey with us today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/4w7g9NDdhV

Website: https://mystmoor.com

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/C6923fMgGMQ/

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, Mystmoor is a whitelisted server. You will need to apply for access through our website.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	We run on the latest version of Minecraft, ensuring you have access to all the newest features and updates.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules are available on our website.
How can I report cheating or griefing?	If you encounter any cheating or griefing on the server, please contact our staff through Discord or our website. We take these issues seriously and will investigate promptly.

LoliCraft Minecraft Server

(subculture), Anime, art, Community, controversial, cute, discussion, FANTASY, fetish, Kawaii, Loli, LoliCraft, long tail, Manga, Minecraft, Roleplay, Server, taboo, tags, Thread, underage, Western, Western loli

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Void Gems Collected:	30	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	5127	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Yeehaw, partner! Saddle up and mosey on down to our wild Western loli thread Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, we’ve got more gold than a leprechaun’s pot of luck, more horses than a Kentucky Derby, and more bandits than a spaghetti Western movie marathon!

But that ain’t all, folks! Our saloon is stocked with the finest root beer this side of the Mississippi, our sheriff is a sharpshooter with a heart of gold, and our town square is always jumpin’ with square dances and shootouts (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

So grab your cowboy hat, strap on your six-shooter, and ride on over to our Western loli thread Minecraft server for a rootin’ tootin’ good time! Just watch out for them pesky varmints and keep an eye out for them tumbleweeds – they’re always up to no good!

PainCraft Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping, determination, emotional pain, Endurance, give up, Hardship, Life, mental health, Minecraft, morning, motivation, Pain, PainCraft, perseverance, resilience, self-care, Server, Struggle, Suffering, Support, waking up, work

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7563
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dimension Hops:	1

Are you tired of waking up in pain every morning? Do you dread going to work because it’s just another form of pain? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, pain is a thing of the past! Join us and experience a world where pain is replaced with endless laughter and joy.

Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they throw the most epic dance parties every night!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary diamond sheep, who poops out diamonds instead of wool. And rumor has it that if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to pain forever!

MommaBear’s Minecraft Babysitting Service

Abandoned, Babysitting, biological mother, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family history, family loyalty, family reconciliation, ignored, Minecraft, MommaBears, parental abandonment, parental relationships, past trauma, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, Respect, service

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	154	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Towns Built:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magic Items Found:	5718	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and just focus on building epic structures and surviving in a blocky world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your biological mother showing up unannounced and trying to guilt trip you into babysitting her kids. Instead, you can team up with other players to take on epic quests and battle dangerous mobs.

Forget about awkward family reunions and endless arguments – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster next. So why wait? Join now and leave all the real-life AITA situations behind!

DadSpermDonor420

anger, Apology, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, coping with loss, DadSpermDonor420, emotional outburst, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, forgiveness, Grief, Guilt, milestone celebration, mourning, Parent-child relationship, reconciliation, self reliance, sibling loss, texting while driving

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama, heartbreak, and unexpected twists!

Imagine logging in to find out your in-game dad has a tragic backstory involving two lost siblings. But wait, there’s more – he caused their demise by texting and driving in Minecraft! Will you be able to forgive him and rebuild your virtual family?

Celebrate your in-game birthday with a party that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion. Will your dad show up, or will he be too busy mourning his pixelated children? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your in-game relationships.

Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a therapist when you have virtual family drama to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate through the ups and downs of a dysfunctional Minecraft family – it’s a party you won’t forget!

Pixelverse Minecraft Server

Alternate Reality, Avatar, dc comics, Disney, Doctor Who, FANTASY, fictional universe, game of thrones, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, lord of the rings, Marvel, Minecraft, Narnia, Percy Jackson, Pixelverse, Sci Fi, Server, Star trek, Star Wars, Supernatural, the matrix, Twilight

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3733
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Do you dream of living in a world where pigs fly, diamonds are plentiful, and creepers are your only real enemy? Then look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us on our server and experience a world where you can build your dream castle, ride on the backs of dragons, and even have a pet unicorn that poops rainbows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where you can battle zombie villagers in a dance-off for epic loot.

So why wait? Join our server today and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).