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ShowerCraft26

Argument, bathroom etiquette, body wash, Communication, conditioning, environmental impact, female, long shower, partner, personal hygiene, playlist, Relaxation, self-care, shaving, shower routine, shower songs, ShowerCraft26, thick hair, Time management, water conservation, water wastage

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1849
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Votes:	6339	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Animals Bred:	30	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Are you tired of being judged for taking a luxurious 26-minute shower? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate your dedication to cleanliness! Join us and revel in the glory of spending quality time with your hair, body, and favorite shower tunes.

Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate the finer things in life, like a perfectly timed shower routine. Don’t let anyone rain on your parade – come join us and show off your shower skills!

Plus, rumor has it that the longer you spend in the shower on our server, the more powerful your Minecraft character becomes. So lather up, folks, because it’s time to wash away the haters and emerge as the cleanest, most unstoppable player around. See you in the shower!

RussianRaidersCraft

border, captured, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, Detainees, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, incursion, International, Invasion, Military, Official, prisoners, RussianRaidersCraft, russians, Tensions, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got more russians than a vodka convention, like, captured and stuff. our ukraine official dude is like, so proud of the captures, he’s practically doing cartwheels. join this server for the most epic battles and captures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. plus, our official dude tells the craziest stories about how he wrangled those russians. it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

NoRestNoMercyCraft

Animal Behavior, dangerous animals, drowning, fear of sharks, insomnia, Marine Biology, marine life, NoRestNoMercyCraft, ocean predators, oceanic predators, predatory behavior, predatory creatures, predatory hunting., predatory instincts, Shark attacks, shark behavior, shark conservation, Sharks, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, violence

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mines Excavated:	3645
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where sharks are the rulers? Well, this server is the place for you! Our sharks are so hardcore, they never sleep because they would drown if they did. Imagine the chaos and mayhem they cause 24/7!

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that fart rainbows. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical and insane world?

Join now for a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us today!

TotallyNotSquidgy Vanilla Infested LGBTQ+ Joyful Whitelist Java Fabric Hermitcraft-like server! 🔥

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray plugins, Communication, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, Hermitcraftlike, INFESTED, java, Joyful, Ledger, LGBTQ, Magic, Modded, North America, pokemon, Private ticket system, Semi Vanilla, Server, Space, Spawn, Suggestion forums, TotallyNotSquidgy, Vanilla, vault hunters modpack, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Crops Grown:	2735	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Towns Built:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious SMP
Established	2018
Focus	Community interactions, inclusivity, and collaboration
Season 12 Start Date	2nd August
Server Members	350
Total Members	550

FAQ

How do I apply to join the server?

Apply by joining the Discord server and submitting the form in the #waitlist-form channel.

What time will Season 12 start?

Season 12 will start at 6am AEST / 8am NZST / 10am HST / 1pm PDT / 4pm EDT / 9pm BST / 10pm CET on the 2nd of August.

Why should I join TotallyNotSuspicious SMP?

Reasons to join include being hosted in North America, Discord integration, Voice Chat, Diamond economy, Anti-Xray plugins, organized events, and a welcoming community.

Do you host mini-seasons?

Yes, mini-seasons last around a month and may use custom modpacks.

Is being on the Discord server required?

Yes, Discord is required for communication and whitelisting on the server.

Can I join just for chatting without playing?

Yes, the role of Discord Member is available for chatting and breaks from playing.

Hololive Joy Minecraft Server

Aqua, depression, Empty, empty wallets, favorite talents, Graduation, Happiness, hololive, Invincible, joy, last source of happiness, Minecraft, pit of depression, reminder, Server, Silly games, source of happiness, Stuck, vtuber community, Vtubers, wallets

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	496	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of feeling empty and lost in the world of Minecraft? Do you long for a place where you can watch your favorite virtual talents play silly games and do ridiculous things with each other? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your woes!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where vtubers reign supreme and bring joy to all who enter. Witness Aqua’s graduation and feel the heart-wrenching reminder that even virtual happiness isn’t invincible. But fear not, for on our server, happiness knows no bounds!

Empty your wallets for the vtubers and watch as your depression fades away in the face of pure, unadulterated silliness. Don’t let your last source of happiness slip away – join our server and let the laughter and fun wash over you like a wave of joy. Who needs real life when you have the wacky world of our Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: Cuck Ignorer

cuck, cucks, Decade, Feedback, Good, Great, ignored, ignored advice, ignored feedback, ignored for a decade, ignored for a long time, ignored for years, ignored opinions, ignored recommendations, ignored suggestions, Ignorer, Minecraft, opinion, Overlooked, Popular, rarely talked about, Recommendation, smp, Underrated

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against a secret society of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn all the diamonds into dirt blocks. But fear not, because we have a team of fearless warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamonds and keep the server safe from poultry tyranny.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless loot and become the most powerful player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

HangryRoomieStealsFood

apartment, apartment living, Argument, Boundaries, buying food, Chicken Fries, Communication, Conflict, Expectations, food sharing, groceries, grocery run, HangryRoomieStealsFood, Honesty, Labels, misunderstanding, roommate, roommates, sharing food, Trust, zebra cakes

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9298
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486
Emeralds Found:	614	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Love Letters Sent:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Towns Built:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… or is it? Join us for a unique experience where you never know if your virtual chicken fries will mysteriously disappear!

Picture this: you log on to the server, excited to dig, build, and explore. But wait, where did your precious chicken fries go? Oh, that’s right, someone else ate them without a care in the world. Will you confront them and demand restitution, or will you let it slide and label your food with a virtual Sharpie marker?

But that’s not all – we have magical bags of chicken fries that appear out of thin air, just like in the real world! Who needs a grocery run when you can rely on the mystical powers of our Minecraft server to provide for your culinary needs?

So come join us for a wild ride of food drama, virtual label-making, and the eternal quest for chicken fries. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of the disappearing snacks and become the hero of the server. Just remember, sharing is caring… unless it’s chicken fries.

CraftyGenZLand

CraftyGenZLand, cutting-edge research, future predictions, future technology, futuristic breakthrough, game-changing invention, global transformation, groundbreaking discovery, groundbreaking innovation, innovation, Millennials, next big thing, paradigm shift., revolutionary discovery, revolutionary impact, scientific breakthrough, Scientific progress, societal impact, technological advancement, transformative discovery, world-changing

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us and be a part of the first groundbreaking discovery that will change the world forever – we have uncovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the Nether, guarded by a pack of friendly zombie pigmen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

KurskCraft: Belarus Border Battle

battle, Belarus, border, border control, Bridge.., Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, kyiv, Military, military deployment, Political, SECURITY, Tension, Troops, Ukrainian border

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7146
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	4782
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Farms Harvested:	923	Falling into the Void:	1

lmao u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit that even Belarus is sending troops to check it out! Kyiv be out here blowing up bridges just to get a sneak peek at the crazy builds on this server.

We got villagers doing backflips, creepers breakdancing, and pigs flying (literally, we got a mod for that).

Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of all time. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s looking for some new friends to prank. Don’t miss out, join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the diamonds!

Starfall Sanctuary: Where breaking blocks is the only thing we’re good at. Join us now (if you’re over 18)!

anti cheat, blocks, BREAKING, claim system, Community, custom pictures, Economy, Features, Good, Grief Protection, Join, Leaderboards, Minecraft, player head drop., quality of life, Rollback, Sanctuary, Season, Semi Vanilla, Server, shopping district, Simplevoicechat, slime chunk, smp, starfall, trial chambers vaults, Version, Youre

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2147
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	282	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.starfallsanctuary.com (Join our discord to be whitelisted)
Server Location	USA – New York
Community Location	Worldwide (From Eastern Europe to Hawaii our players come from everywhere!)

What makes this server special?

We’re an established, tight-knit, 18+ community looking to welcome new players to our semi-vanilla survival server. Our server offers a classic Minecraft experience with just a few quality-of-life enhancements to keep things interesting.

Features:

Exciting Community Project
Diamond based economy with Shopping District
Anti-Cheat + Grief Protection + Claim System
Custom picture importing
Trial Chambers Vaults reset
New Season with fresh map
Quality of Life enhancements

You are one short whitelist away to join us on our new adventure!

https://discord.gg/mf9Xp6GZw9

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord to get whitelisted and receive the server IP.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we are a free server without pay-to-win practices.
Are there any grief protection measures in place?	Yes, we have Anti-Cheat, Grief Protection, and a Claim System to prevent griefing.
Can I import custom pictures into the server?	Yes, you can request to upload any 500×500 pictures on the server in map form.
When do Trial Chambers Vaults reset?	They reset after 2 days, allowing you to come back and try to get your Core.