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  • Galactic Heroes Minecraft Server

    Galactic Heroes Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 1779
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Endless Legions Commanded: 26 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

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    Welcome to Dumping ch223, the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained penguins who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their flippers. You won’t find that kind of dedication anywhere else!

    2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are always looking for new members to join their llama army. Will you be the next llama warrior?

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant block-shaped creature who roams the land spreading joy and chaos wherever he goes. Will you be able to tame him and ride him into battle?

    4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Dumping ch223 today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Heaven Burns Red General Minecraft SMP

    Heaven Burns Red General Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 7809
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 20
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8517
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 30

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this server created by the one and only Jun Maeda, the mastermind behind emotional rollercoasters like Angel Beats! and Clannad. But wait, there’s more – this server is so wild that even the mobs have their own dramatic storylines inspired by Maeda’s works!

    Not only can you play on PC, but you can also hop on your mobile device and join in on the madness. Watch our trailers that are so epic, they’ll make you want to build a shrine in-game dedicated to them. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for daily updates and memes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    Check out our database and tier list to see where you stack up against other players. Roll the guaranteed SS banner for a chance to win epic loot that will make your friends jealous. And don’t miss out on our current event where you can earn 3000 bonus gems just for being a part of the chaos.

    And if you come across any malicious spoilers, don’t worry – just make up your own outrageous spoilers to throw everyone off track. With tags like yuri, JRPG, and comedy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Love Minecraft Server

    Pixel Love Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 6956
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    New Chunks Explored: 385339 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Undead Armies Raised: 4

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as this story? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like this unexpected turn of events between me and my wife. Join us for some sexy and tight gameplay, where you never know what might happen next. From bouncy rides to deepthroat numb spray, we’ve got it all! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a bookmark in a book that leads to a whole new level of fun. So come on over and get ready for an adventure unlike any other!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Too Many Distros Minecraft SMP Developers

    Too Many Distros Minecraft SMP Developers
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 9173
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

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    🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to save Linux developers from extinction! 🌟

    👴 Are you tired of the same old middle-aged white men dominating the Linux developer scene? Join us and bring some fresh, youthful energy to the table! Zoomies, we’re looking at you! 🤪

    🚗 Forget driving Uber for rent money, come join us and spend your time developing Linux in a fun and supportive community! Who needs TikTok when you can be a coding wizard? 🧙‍♂️

    🤖 Say goodbye to unstable distros and endless bug fixes – we’re all about streamlining and focusing on a handful of top-notch distros. Let’s make Linux great again! 💪

    🍎 Who needs Apple when you can be part of a thriving community of developers working together to create the ultimate Linux experience? Join us now and let’s show the world what we’re made of! 🚀

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Linux revolution! Let’s code, build, and conquer together! 🔥

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tired of Death Minecraft Server

    Tired of Death Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 2531
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Buildings Constructed: 24
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old drama and threads? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Say goodbye to boring discussions about politics and adult content, because on our server, we only talk about the important stuff like which Minecraft mob would win in a dance-off or if Steve could beat the Ender Dragon in a thumb wrestling match.

    Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of insanity and laughter. Who needs serious discussions when you can debate whether creepers are just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug? So come on, join our server and let’s make Minecraft weird and wonderful together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ””Anyone here whos had sex” Minecraft SMP”

    ””Anyone here whos had sex” Minecraft SMP”
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 6933
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Zombie Dances: 5 Star Shards Collected: 286
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9918 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, everyone on the server owes me a favor for sucking my dick. It’s only fair, right? But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ridiculous reasons to keep you entertained.

    Once, we had a giant chicken invade the server and lay eggs everywhere, causing chaos and confusion among the players. Another time, we held a fashion show where the only acceptable outfit was a full set of diamond armor with a pumpkin on your head. Trust me, it was a sight to behold.

    But the real reason you should join this Minecraft SMP is for the pure insanity and laughter that ensues on a daily basis. From pranks to epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

    BlockBuddies Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 1861
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Void Gems Collected: 31
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 45 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19

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    Welcome to the Cinnamon Bear Anniversary Edition Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

    First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that if you find the golden cinnamon bear statue hidden deep within the caves, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic virtual VTuber awards ceremony ever seen in the Minecraft universe. You can vote for your favorite virtual idols and watch as they battle it out in epic virtual battles for the title of VTuber champion!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have AI-generated art that will blow your mind. Our AI wrangling anons have created some of the most mind-blowing designs you’ve ever seen, from pixelated masterpieces to futuristic creations that will leave you speechless.

    So come join us on the Cinnamon Bear Anniversary Edition Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the treasures are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Alpha SMP – Collared Human Minecraft SMP

    The Alpha SMP – Collared Human Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 2420
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where human males dominate anthros and other creatures in a variety of scenarios! It’s like a wild jungle out there, with stories and projects that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Join us for the “Helluva Mindbreak” chapter 2, where things get even crazier than before. Or how about “Curiosity and Cat,” a tale that will have you questioning your own feline instincts.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into “Pythagas” chapters 1-10 for a rollercoaster of emotions, or try your hand at the “Murder Mystery CYOA” where you’ll be on the edge of your seat trying to solve the crime.

    And if that’s not enough, join us for “Neon Dream of Organic Toys” where the toys come to life in ways you never imagined. Or maybe “Cold Blooded Dairy” is more your style, a story that will have you laughing and crying all at once.

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wild world of dominance and chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CarthCraft

    CarthCraft
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 9709
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6004 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Crops Grown: 4236
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

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    We are a European Geopolitical server with a focus on history and politics.

    We have a dynmap, discord, economy, chest shops, towny, and a couple special items 🙂

    carthcraft.dedimc.io:25569

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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