🔥Smurfette Principle Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Bants

accident, Bants, blocky, chipped tooth, consequences, Damage, dental care, dental emergency, dental health, emergency, fear, Frustration, Hope, metal fork, neglect, Pain, poor hygiene, regret, save teeth, self-blame, weak teeth

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Void Gems Collected:	31	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even chipping your front tooth on a metal fork can’t bring you down! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even some dental hygiene tips along the way.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold. But be careful, one wrong move and you might just chip a tooth on that fork you left lying around in your virtual inventory.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a land where anything is possible. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s craft some unforgettable memories together. And hey, maybe we can even help you with that chipped tooth situation. Just don’t blame us if you accidentally bite into another fork!

JoJo’s Blocky Adventure

Abuse, Adventure, Arrow, blocky, Character development, childhood trauma, complex villain, dark secrets, emotional depth, family dynamics, father-son relationship, Guilt, hidden past, jojo, Jojos, Kira, Manga, Protection, redemption arc, sad villain, Sympathy, Toshiyuki-kun, tragic backstory

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Did you know that on this server, Kira’s mother abused him when he was a child? But don’t worry, Kira’s father bought the arrow to protect him out of guilt for not doing anything! It’s like a JoJo manga come to life!

Toshiyuki-kun even wanted to put this story in the manga, but he was afraid it would make people sympathize with Kira too much. So now you can experience it firsthand on our server!

Come join us for a mind-blowing experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the craziness – join now!

Crafty Lads & Lasses

Amused, attraction, Basic, Boring, Crafty, data, Gender Roles, hobbies, horny, interests, Lads, Larping, Lasses, memes, Men, Obligations, obsessive thoughts, Politics, relationships, Sexuality, Stereotypes, video games, Women

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Potions Brewed:	42	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you tired of obsessing over women and looking for a new obsession? Look no further, because on our server, women will be the last thing on your mind!

Once you join our server, you’ll be transported to a world where women are a thing of the past. Instead, you’ll find yourself immersed in a world of politics, cool data, memes, and of course, video games!

Forget about basic and boring people, because on our server, you’ll be surrounded by the most outrageous and entertaining individuals you’ll ever meet!

So why obsess over women when you can join our server and obsess over building epic structures, defeating dragons, and exploring vast worlds?

Come join us today and say goodbye to your women-obsessed days forever!

NijiCraft: Where Virtual Idols Mine and LOL Together

discordfags, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, IDOLS, ignore bait, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, lol, Luxiem, NijiCraft, nijisanji en, Noctyx, obsydia, samefags, shitposting, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, virtual, xsoleil, youtube channels

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	169
Secret Passages Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Endless Night Skies:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our players are like the NIJISANJI_EN YouTube channels, full of energy and entertainment! You’ll never have a dull moment on this server. – Need some laughs? Follow us on Twitter and witness the hilarious adventures of LazuLight, OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, and TTT! – Our team-up schedule is so organized, you’ll feel like you’re part of a professional eSports team. Watch streams at the same time and dominate the virtual world together! – And don’t even get me started on our graduated livers and miscellaneous section. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wild, and absolutely INSANE Minecraft server today! You won’t regret it…probably.

Blocky LOLs

blocky, lols

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	35	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Buildings Constructed:	45

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! If you’re tired of boring old servers with no excitement, then you’ve come to the right place. Here, we have EXPLOSIVE creepers that shoot fireworks instead of exploding. And don’t even get me started on our FLYING pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING Ender Dragon who busts out some sick moves while you try to defeat it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret DISCO cave where all the mobs are wearing glowsticks and raving to the beat of the music.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has UNICORNS that poop rainbows? Yes, you heard that right. And if you manage to catch one of those rainbow poops, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical LEPRECHAUN that lives in our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! No webms, only gifs allowed because we like to keep things WACKY around here.

Pixelmon Pals – Gotta Catch ‘Em All!

Adventure 25th Color Evolution, April 25, Bandai, Catch, CS Mod Details, Digimon, digimon adventure 02, digimon survive, Dreamers, EN trailer, Epilogue, Gotta, Habu Kazumasa, Liberator, Lost Evolution, PALS, PC, Pixelmon, Premium Heroines, Reference Book, Resources, Seekers, ST-18, ST-19, Switch, US BD/DVD, US pre-orders, WRATH MODE

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Welcome to WRATH MODE Edition! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve got the most intense and outrageous server you’ve ever seen!

Join our server for a chance to battle DIGIMON in epic showdowns! Take on the role of a DIGIMON Tamer and prove your skills in the digital world. But beware, because things are about to get wild!

We’ve got exclusive game news straight from the digital realm. From DIGIMON Survive updates to the latest in card game news, we’ve got it all. And don’t forget about our LIBERATOR NEWS – where you can uncover the secrets of the digital world.

But that’s not all! Join us for crazy events like the Adventure 25th Color Evolution 2nd wave US pre-orders and the Premium Heroines set pre-order. It’s a digital extravaganza like you’ve never seen before!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the digital world with us and experience WRATH MODE Edition like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter: ‘I raise you’

banter, blocky, cultural beliefs, double standards, equality, feminism, gender equality, Gender Roles, judgment, Misogyny, modern society, promiscuity, raise, relationships, sexual behavior, sexual freedom, Sexuality, slut shaming, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, traditional values

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Items Found:	4740
Void Gems Collected:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions while building epic blocky creations! 🌟

Join us and explore a world where judgment is left at the door and creativity reigns supreme. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for rare resources, and unleash your inner architect!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we believe in equality for all players. No more double standards or unfair judgments. Whether you’ve had 0 or 1000 sexual partners, you’re welcome here with open arms (and pickaxes)!

So come on, join us and discover a community like no other. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so enlightening and hilarious at the same time? 😉🔥

Pixelated Playtime Paradise

action sequences, Anime, Character development, cinematic experience, creative liberties, diverse characters, engaging plot twists, faithful adaptation, Fan Service, Gaming Community, immersive experience, interactive storytelling, new perspectives, Nostalgia, original content, Paradise, pixelated, Playtime, storytelling, unique art style, Video game adaptations, visual effects, world-building

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8067
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Towns Built:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures, where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and maybe even find a secret portal to the Nether realm (if you’re lucky).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a surprise attack from a gang of zombie pigmen or a spontaneous dance party in the village square.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted suit of armor? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a former player who got lost in the mines and never found his way out.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our WACKY Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

CraftyMBTI – Where ISFJ players build with heart and soul!

Behavior, Blasting, BUILD, characteristics, Clever, CraftyMBTI, dangerously cheesy, feeling, Heart, introverted, isfj, Judging, mbti, myers briggs, new things, Personality, piss, Players, poor emotional intelligence, Resourceful, sensing, Soul, strong intellect, Successful, Traits, TYPE

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on the most mind-blowing adventure of your life? Join us and unleash your inner ISFJ powers!

On this server, we don’t just build, we DESTROY! Show off your strong intellect by strategically blowing up your enemies’ bases with TNT. And don’t forget to let out your inner cheeseball by leaving a trail of dangerously cheesy pranks behind you.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with geniuses like yourself who are always up for a challenge. Whether you’re a master builder or a redstone wizard, there’s always something new and exciting to discover on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some EPIC chaos together!

CraftyCrafters: The Future of Minecraft in 2018!

#Average Canadians, #backwards thinking, #mass deportation, #Mr. leaf, 2018, AMERICANS, blush, Canadians, CraftyCrafters, Future, Immigrants, lefties, LUCK, MAGA, Minecraft, reddit, trump, twitter

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	87
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time! Join now for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter!

Imagine a world where Canadians rule the land, laughing at amerifat MAGAs and Trump like it’s nobody’s business. They’re so lucky they’re not Americans, am I right?

But hold on, things have taken a crazy turn! Average Canadians are now saying things that would make the MAGA crowd blush. Even lefties on leddit and twatter are shocked by the things coming out of Mr. Leaf’s mouth. Mass deportation, anyone?

Join us on this server for a WILD adventure where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Who knows what kind of insanity you’ll encounter next!