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Fingolian Fails Minecraft Server

cinnamon, CORRECTNESS, discrimination, ethnicity, Eugenica, faces, Fails, Fingolian, Fingolians, hatred, Hitler’s Eugenics, inferiority complex, Minecraft, nationalism, Obsession, Racial Grounds, racism, russians, Server, skulls, slavs, Stereotypes, White, White Supremacy

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Farms Harvested:	343	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Fingolians who are obsessed with Hitler’s Eugenica and the “correctness” of skulls and faces! Join us as we try to prove that Russians are actually “cinnamon” and not white – talk about a spicy debate! Plus, we have a special section for those with an inferiority complex, so you’ll fit right in. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most outrageous and insane Minecraft server out there!

WarCraftMinecraft SMP – >will go to war with Iran

Conflict, Decision making, election, escalation, foreign policy, global tensions, Goyim, gtwill, international relations, iran, kamala, military intervention, Politics, potential conflict, russia, smp, trump, united states, Vote, War, war with Iran, War with Russia, WarCraftMinecraft, world affairs

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Towns Built:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and choose your side in the epic battle between Trump and Kamala. Will you fight alongside Trump as he takes on Iran with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks? Or will you join Kamala as she declares war on Russia armed only with a stack of rotten flesh and a wooden sword?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is lurking in the shadows, ready to strike at any moment. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, choose your side wisely, because in this world, anything can happen.

AlbumRater 10/10 | Minecraft SMP

album rankings, album ratings, album recommendations, Album review, album suggestions, AlbumRater, best albums, FAVORITE ALBUMS, Minecraft, music analysis, music critique, music discussion, music opinions, music ratings, music recommendation, music reviews, music suggestions, must listen albums, perfect albums, perfect score, smp, top albums of all time, top rated albums

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Animals Bred:	145	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the diamond pickaxe of SMPs – shiny, powerful, and ready to mine some serious fun!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building epic structures is just the beginning. We have crazy events like Creeper Karaoke Night, where players have to sing their favorite songs while dodging exploding creepers. Trust us, it’s a blast!

Plus, our server is home to the legendary Album of Awesomeness, rumored to be a 10/10 masterpiece that brings good luck to anyone who listens to it while playing. Some say it even grants players the ability to fly in-game (Disclaimer: results may vary).

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just discover the secret of the Album of Awesomeness and become a legend in your own right!

CraftyMinerz: Not just digging holes all day!

annoyance, Assumptions, career, CraftyMinerz, Day, Digging, employment, false assumptions., false beliefs, frustrating, Frustration, Holes, Irritation, Job, Job stereotypes, misconceptions, misjudgment, misunderstanding, occupation, preconceived notions, PROFESSIONAL, Stereotypes, work, work life

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8381
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Love Letters Sent:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of people assuming that being a Minecraft server owner is just a walk in the park? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to prove them wrong and show off your mad skills in managing a virtual world full of chaos and craziness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of diamond blocks. Or how about participating in our weekly llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a lifetime supply of golden carrots?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon slaying club, where members gather to defeat the dragon using nothing but fishing rods and snowballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare artifacts.

So why wait? Join our server today and show the world that being a Minecraft server owner is anything but boring!

GazpromGrief Minecraft Server

Company, Competition, Crisis, Decrease, Doubled, Economic, ENERGY, Financial, gas, gazprom, GazpromGrief, Global, Impact, Industry, Losses, market, Minecraft, Oil, profit, Revenue, Russian, sanctions, Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this epic Minecraft server that is so lit, you won’t even believe it. like, you know how Gazprom’s losses almost doubled? well, on this server, you can make all the diamonds you want and never have to worry about losses, bro.

join this server and you’ll be like a Minecraft wizard, casting spells and building insane structures that will make everyone else jealous. plus, there’s this secret underground cave filled with treasure that only the bravest players can find.

trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun and craziness on this server. join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

NukeCraft Bootcamp

Armed Forces, battlefield, bootcamp, Combat Training, defense capabilities, military drills, military readiness, military tactics, military training, national security, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear escalation, nuclear strategy, nuclear warfare, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, russia, strategic defense, tactical nuclear weapons, train troops, warfare technology, weapons deployment

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where russia is training troops to use nuclear weapons on the battlefield!! 🚀🔥💣

we got explosions galore, with creeper armies and tnt cannons ready to blow your mind (and your base) to smithereens! 💥💥

watch out for the nuclear-powered zombies and skeleton soldiers, they’ll be dropping bombs left and right while you try to survive in this post-apocalyptic wasteland! 🧟‍♂️💀

join now for a chance to ride on a nuclear-powered llama and battle it out with other players in a radioactive showdown like no other! 🦙💥🔥

who needs peace and tranquility when you can have chaos and destruction at every turn? join our server now and let the madness begin! 🤪🌪️🔥

QuietCraft: The Hungry Miner’s Hideaway

Ambiance, atmosphere, Calm, Concept, Cozy, Dining, Elegant, exclusive, Food, Hideaway, Hungry, INTIMATE, menu, miners, name.., Peaceful, Quiet, QuietCraft, Restaurant, Serene, SOPHISTICATED, Tranquil, Unique, Upscale

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Mines Excavated:	2617

so, like, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz, like, it’s where all da cool kids hang out. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips. it’s like a circus up in here, but with creepers instead of clowns.

once, there was dis dude who found a secret diamond cave on our server. he thought he was all slick and stuff, but then he got ambushed by a pack of zombie chickens. it was hilarious, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? yeah, it’s totally safe, trust me. just make sure to bring a fire extinguisher.

so, like, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. just watch out for those sneaky zombie chickens, they’re always up to no good.

JustSur

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Love Letters Sent:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12

JustSur is a 1.20.6 based (1.20+, including 1.21 players are able to join) vanilla minecraft server. There is no required mods, but the server has following features making it unique from other servers: 1) VoiceChat 2) Crossplay, allowing you to play with your friends, and client syncing in between your bedrock and java clients so you can take the server with you anywhere you go! 3) High-speed rails! Travel up to 32bps in a fun way 4) CoreProtect offering an excellent protection against giefers without ruining the vanilla experience 5) Excellent, accepting and friendly community And many other!

Join us at JustSur, through our discord https://discord.gg/j2fvCnh5SE !

justsur.mcserver.us

LegionVers

#exciting, 1vs1 Variations, Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock, Bedwars, build battle, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Hunger Games, java, KitPvP, LegionVers, minecraft server, Modes, multiplayer, online gaming, Paintball, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, unique experience

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93

Join our amazing Java and Bedrock compatible Minecraft server and enjoy a unique experience with a variety of exciting modes!

Current Modalities: Survival,PaintBall,1vs1 Variations Soon: Bedwars, Skywars, Build Battle, Hunger Games

LegionVers.servermc.xyz:25578

King of the Nordics: Norsk Edition – Where mining pays the bills!

bills, Chestshop, Claim, Dropparty, Edition, Events, eventyret, inviter, Ip:, Keepinventory, King, Kits, Lag, laget, Mining, nordics, norge, Norsk, Paintball, Pays, profft, Server, smp, spillere, Survival, tiktok, Venner

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	105
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Keepinventory	Survival	Paintball	Claim	Events	Kits	Chestshop
Description	Players keep their inventory upon death	Survive and thrive in a multiplayer world	Engage in exciting paintball matches	Claim land for yourself or your group	Participate in server events and challenges	Receive starter kits for a headstart	Create and manage your own shop

Join us on our adventure at mine-king.com

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGe7jrEkH/

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by connecting to mine-king.com in your Minecraft client
What happens during a DropParty?	When there are 10 players online, items are dropped for everyone to collect
Can I invite my friends to play?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server’s rules page for details
Can I donate to support the server?	Yes, donations are welcome and help keep the server running smoothly