smug retards – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Pixelated Pals: Where People Use Infographics to Explain Their Minecraft Obsession

arrogance, belief system, brainlets, critical thinking, DEBT, debt burden, education, elevated sense of self, EXPLAIN, higher education, humanities degree, infographic, infographics, intelligence, low iq, Minecraft, Obsession, PALS, passed through, people, pixelated, self-importance, self-righteous, smug retards, Unironically, university system, useless degree

Are you tired of dealing with low IQ brainlets who think they’re smarter than everyone else just because they have a humanities degree? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave those smug retards in the dust. Our community is full of players who have actually used their brains for more than just memorizing useless information. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who have discovered the true meaning of life through pixelated blocks. So come join us and show those humanities degree holders who the real intellectuals are!

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Middle Finger Toe Server

Finger, foot anatomy, foot function, foot health, foot structure, middle, second toe, Server, TOE, toe abnormalities, toe alignment, toe alignment issues, toe anatomy, toe comparison, toe discomfort, toe flexibility, toe movement, toe pain, toe position, toe position discrepancy, toe sensation, toe sensation discrepancy, toe sensitivity, toe shape

join dis minecraft server where da second toe is da real MVP, it be pointin’ at stuff like “yo, look at dis!” instead of da boring middle toe. u gonna be walkin’ around like u got a secret agent toe leadin’ da way.

we got pigs flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers doin’ da cha-cha slide, and chickens playin’ chess against da cows. it’s a whole new world of wackiness and we want YOU to be a part of it.

come join us at ToePointin.About.Toes and let’s get weird together!

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Creaking SMP

Active, bedrock, BIGGER….., borders, Claims, classic, Community, creaking, Discord, Friendly, Friends, hermitcraft, Java Server IP, PvP, Server, smp, stealing, survival minecraft, trolling, Vanilla, Warps

Creaking SMP Minecraft Server

Features	Most active, full-vanilla Survival server with a friendly community
No	– Warps– Borders– Claims– Resets– Stealing– Trolling– Unwelcome PvP
Discord	discord.gg/CreakingSMP
Java Server IP	mc.creaking.fun
Bedrock	Add CreakingBedrock

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What type of Minecraft server is Creaking SMP?

A: Creaking SMP is a classic Survival Minecraft server with a full-vanilla experience and a friendly community.

Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

A: The server has no warps, borders, claims, resets, stealing, trolling, or unwelcome PvP.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the Java server using the IP mc.creaking.fun and for Bedrock, add CreakingBedrock.

Mila’s Mysterious Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, Favorite, favorite mita, long tail tag, mila, Milas, MITA, Mysterious, Realm

Yo, bro, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like a virtual playground for all the Mila fans out there! Join us and build epic structures in her honor, like a giant pixelated statue or a roller coaster that spells out her name.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we worship Mila, but we also have a secret underground cult dedicated to her favorite foods. Imagine a world where everything is made of pizza and ice cream – that’s the kind of madness you’ll find on this server.

So, if you’re a true Mila stan and you want to unleash your inner creativity in the most bizarre and hilarious ways possible, then this Minecraft server is the place for you. Come join us and let’s make Mila proud!

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Creeper Madness Land

0 followers, boogyman thread, browsing, console war, creeper, dimeless woman thread, Land, madness, pw, random person, repost, reposted console war, social media, timeless woman

Hey gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve got the craziest, most insane server you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild ride filled with random social media posts, console wars, boogeyman threads, and dimeless woman threads (reposted, of course). Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness today! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

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Realm of Harmony 1.20

adult entertainment industry, Communication, Controversial Decision, cultural assimilation, DAUGHTER, empowerment, ethical considerations, family dynamics, Harmony, Media influence, moral dilemma, parental guidance, personal boundaries, porn, racial stereotypes, Realm, relationships, Self-expression, societal expectations, Support, Understanding, white race

Yo, bro, forget about all that crazy stuff and join our epic Minecraft server! Why? Because we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts! And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds instead of spit! Plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world crazier than your daughter’s career choices!

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RentRage Minecraft Server

anxiety, budget responsibly, cleanliness issues, destroy belongings, feeling guilty, guilt tripped, important belongings, leaving abruptly, Minecraft, month-to-month tenant, Mouse problem, moving out suddenly, neglect, not paying rent, pet lizards, privileged, RentRage, ROACHES, Server, shared responsibility, social security card, Stressful environment, tampering, toxic living situation, ulterior motive

Are you tired of toxic living situations with roommates who can’t even take care of their pet lizards properly? Do you want to escape a house with more critters than a Minecraft cave? Then join our server and build your own clean, stress-free virtual home!

We promise no guilt-tripping, no accusations of being ‘privileged’, and definitely no shady ulterior motives. Just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where you can actually trust your fellow players.

And if you ever need to suddenly leave, don’t worry – we won’t make you crash out and cut contact just to escape. We’ll even help you pay for your next month’s rent in the transition to your new virtual home.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is the kind you create with your epic builds and crazy adventures. And don’t worry, we won’t tamper with your stuff or destroy your food – unless you count accidentally blowing up your house with TNT as ‘tampering’. Just kidding…maybe.

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GFDeservesNomzButIDKAITA

abusive relationship, acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, eating disorder, emotional trauma, Empathy, financial struggles, GFDeservesNomzButIDKAITA, growth, healing, Help, love, mental health, Recovery, relationship issues, self worth, self-care, Support, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in taking care of yourself and others, just like this player’s dilemma! Join us for a unique gaming experience where you can learn valuable life lessons while building your dream world.

Reasons to join: 1. We provide virtual food for all players, ensuring that no one goes hungry in our pixelated paradise. 2. Our community values self-care and mutual support, just like the player who tried to help their girlfriend with her eating struggles. 3. Experience the thrill of grocery shopping in-game, where you can stock up on essentials and even surprise your friends with virtual treats. 4. Unleash your creativity and build a world where everyone looks out for each other, just like the player who wanted to help their girlfriend in real life.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and let’s create a supportive and caring community together! Who knew gaming could be so heartwarming and hilarious at the same time?

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FunkyHead Minecraft SMP

anxiety, confusion, coping mechanisms, counseling, depression, emotional wellbeing, FunkyHead, headache, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Minecraft, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, signs of mental distress, smp, stress, Therapy

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our totally not cursed SMP where the grass is actually made of Skittles and the creepers drop diamonds instead of blowing up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy with their llama bucks. And if you can find the hidden disco party in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So come on down to our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun and never question why the pigs wear top hats. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

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CraftyTrumpEconBoom?

budget cuts, commodity prices, CraftyTrumpEconBoom, economic analysis, economic downturn, economic impact, economic uncertainty, Economy, federal workers, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, Layoffs, medicaid, policies, recession, social benefits, Tariffs, Trade, trump, unemployment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only recession you’ll be facing is a shortage of diamonds in your inventory! Join us and watch as Trump himself digs for resources to build his own wall in-game. With federal workers getting laid off left and right, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to snatch up their abandoned bases and claim them as your own. And don’t worry about tariffs increasing commodity prices, because on our server, everything is free! So come on down and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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UkraineEnergyGoneLOL

bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, energy grid, energy security, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Infrastructure, international relations, policy, political decision, restoration, State Department, Support, Termination, Ukraine, UkraineEnergyGoneLOL, US

lol come join our minecraft server where we BLOW UP energy grids just like the state department did to Ukraine!! we have the most explosive fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, trust us. our staff are like the state department, they’ll terminate your support if you’re not having a blast. join now for a wild ride and help us restore the chaos in our world. BOOM!

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