Pixelated Pals: Where People Use Infographics to Explain Their Minecraft Obsession

arrogance, belief system, brainlets, critical thinking, DEBT, debt burden, education, elevated sense of self, EXPLAIN, higher education, humanities degree, infographic, infographics, intelligence, low iq, Minecraft, Obsession, PALS, passed through, people, pixelated, self-importance, self-righteous, smug retards, Unironically, university system, useless degree

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5153
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Are you tired of dealing with low IQ brainlets who think they’re smarter than everyone else just because they have a humanities degree? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave those smug retards in the dust. Our community is full of players who have actually used their brains for more than just memorizing useless information. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who have discovered the true meaning of life through pixelated blocks. So come join us and show those humanities degree holders who the real intellectuals are!

BlockyBedroomAntics

bizarre experiences, bizarre hookups, BlockyBedroomAntics, extraordinary intimacy, kinky moments, kinky relationships, odd hookups, outlandish encounters, outlandish intimacy, peculiar connections, peculiar liaisons, peculiar relationships, strange encounters, strange sex, unconventional hookups, unconventional sex, unique experiences, unique liaisons, unusual encounters, unusual relationships, weird intimacy

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Star Shards Collected:	135	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and experience the wildest and most outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe. From battling giant mutant chickens to riding on flying pigs, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most unique and bizarre sex experiences you’ll ever have in Minecraft. From getting it on with a sexy villager to roleplaying as a naughty Enderman, the possibilities are endless.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices, then come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Fluoride Fun Zone

Benefits, Cochrane review, dental care, dental health, dental hygiene, drinking water, fluoridation, fluoride, fluoride availability, fluoride benefits, fluoride decline, fluoride effectiveness, fluoride history, fluoride research, fluoride studies, fluoride toothpaste, fluoride use, Fun, oral health, preventive dentistry, public health, Zone

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Emeralds Found:	3386
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

hey u, yes u, do u want to join a minecraft server that will make ur teeth sparkle like diamonds? well, u gotta join our server cuz we add FLUORIDE to our drinking water in the game! ur teeth will be so strong, creepers will be scared to blow up near u!

we got a Cochrane review that says our fluoridation benefits have declined since the 1970s, but who cares about that when ur teeth are gonna be SHINY AF! plus, we got fluoride toothpaste in the game too, so u can double up on that dental health swag.

join our server now and watch as ur teeth become the envy of all the other players. trust us, u won’t wanna miss out on this dental adventure!

🌎 Infinite Confusion Isles [DMP] (1.21) (Java) (Semi-Spicy) (18-) (Whiteout) (Map) (PvP) (Grape-Friendly)

10k World border, bi-weekly events, Community, confusion, DMP, Donation perks, Dynmap, East US coast, Fast Leaf Decay, GrapeFriendly, Griefers, Head Drops, Infinite, Isles, java, Map, multiplayer, non-p2w, player-run, Plugins, PvP, quality of life, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, server performance, shopping district, trolling, Vanilla, vanilla special, Whiteout

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2554	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Infinity Isles <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/generalcraft-minecraft-server/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Infinity Isles!

Join our Discord server!

Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Whitelisted	Yes, 18+
Server Start Date	March 25th
Version	1.21
World Border	10k

Features

Semi-vanilla gameplay with quality of life plugins
Whitelisted community to ensure quality players
East US coast server location for good connection
Player-run shopping district
Bi-weekly events and off-schedule activities
Resource worlds for gathering materials
Non-Pay-to-Win donation perks
Friendly staff team and active Discord community

Apply

Apply to join our server on Discord!

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, please apply on our Discord server using the link provided above.

What are the server rules?

Our server rules are simple: respect others, no griefing, and no cheating. Failure to follow these rules may result in a ban.

Can I donate to the server?

Yes, we have donation options available on our website. Donations are used to improve server performance and are strictly non-Pay-to-Win.

What kind of events do you host?

We host bi-weekly events with prizes, as well as off-schedule activities such as Storage Wars, ARG, and Charity Manhunt.

Birthday Bash Minecraft Server

Bash, Birthday, birthday blessings, birthday boy, birthday cake, birthday cheers, birthday fun, birthday girl, birthday happiness, birthday joy, birthday love, birthday memories, Birthday Party, birthday wishes, celebration, Happy Birthday, mental health awareness, Minecraft, Server, special day, Suicide prevention

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us on our crazy Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk. We’ve got diamond armor for days and enough enchanted weapons to make even the Ender Dragon jealous.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, it’s always someone’s birthday. So don’t kill yourself, come celebrate with us and enjoy some cake (in-game, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s party like it’s your birthday every day!

JXL on Windows Minecraft SMP

AVIF, Digital Media, file conversion, file format, Graphic design, image compression, image optimization, image quality, JXL, lossless compression, Minecraft, multimedia, new technology, smp, software, Software Development, software updates, Technology, Updates, web development, windows, Windows compatibility.

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Star Shards Collected:	221	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	16812
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up (but don’t worry, he’s house-trained).

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself and summon an army of zombie chickens to do their bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever created. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

SpoiledBrat’sKitchen Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, Chores, cleaning up, cooking for herself, entitled, entitled to food, entitled to soda, Frustration, home alone, locked in room, Minecraft, no responsibilities, refuse to cook, Server, spoiled brat, SpoiledBratsKitchen, upset parents., upset sister, Whining

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Enchantments Applied:	163	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Are you tired of dealing with entitled siblings who think they own the place? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft without any spoiled brats demanding sandwiches or soda.

Imagine a world where you can lock yourself in your virtual room without anyone bothering you for food. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and avoid all the entitled drama of real life. Plus, we promise no parents will ever tell you to cook for your sibling here!

So if you’re looking for a break from the chaos of entitled family members, join our Minecraft server and build your own paradise. Who needs siblings when you have blocks to stack and adventures to embark on? Let’s block out the entitled drama together!

GetOffMyLawnCraft

adult children, Boundaries, Communication, extended family, family dynamics, family gatherings, family time, generational differences, GetOffMyLawnCraft, grandchildren, home etiquette, Hosting, parenting, personal space, quality time, relationships, Respect, setting limits, visits, work-life balance

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Divine Spears Created:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Zombie Dances:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the personal space you crave? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggle of having family constantly invading your space, so we promise to keep them out of your virtual world.

Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of family gatherings and build your own virtual paradise. No more interruptions from grandkids asking for snacks or sons bringing their girlfriends over unannounced. On our server, you are the master of your domain.

So come join us and experience the freedom of building and exploring without any unwanted visitors. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BrosBeforeHoesMinecraftSMP

BrosBeforeHoesMinecraftSMP, male anatomy, male body image, male body language, male communication, male emotions, male fertility, male grooming, male hormones, male hygiene, male insecurities, male mental health, male physical appearance, male physiology, male reproductive system, male self-esteem, male sexual desires, male sexual health, male sexuality, male vulnerability, mens health

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2479
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Emeralds Found:	6862
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we answer life’s most pressing questions, like “What do women not understand about men’s bodies?” Join us as we delve into the deep, dark mysteries of the male anatomy while building epic structures and battling creepers.

Our server is the only place where you can uncover the truth behind why men can’t find anything in the fridge, why they refuse to ask for directions, and why they insist on wearing socks with sandals. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear for those brave enough to explore.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to laugh, learn, and loot your way to victory, join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like accidentally turning your pet pig into a flying unicorn or discovering a hidden portal to the Nether in your backyard. Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

CraftyCashLand

Boundaries, conscience, CraftyCashLand, Ethics, Greed, Integrity, Limits, materialism, MONEY, Morals, Principles, Priorities, Sacrifices, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, temptation, VALUES, wealth, worthiness

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Enchantments Applied:	270	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Are you willing to swim in a pool of lava while juggling creepers? Well, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to do that (unless you want to show off your skills)! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, the treasure you’ll find on this server is worth more than all the money in the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PinoyCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, Attack, China, Condemnation, diplomatic protest, diplomatic tensions, Fishermen, foreign policy, international relations, maritime conflict, maritime security, Minecraft, naval aggression, peaceful resolution, Philippines, PinoyCraft, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, territorial waters, Vietnam

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Zombie Dances:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2940	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

so, like, u know this server is like, totally epic cuz we got like, a whole bunch of crazy stuff happenin’ all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a bunch of pandas and llamas, and it was like, so intense, bro.

and, like, if u join our server, u can totally be a part of our super exclusive underwater dance party. we got dolphins breakin’ it down and turtles doin’ the worm. it’s like, the coolest thing ever, dude.

plus, we got this secret hidden treasure that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. but, like, if u can defeat them, u get all the diamonds u could ever want. it’s like, totally worth it, man.

so, like, come join our server and be a part of all the craziness. u won’t regret it, bro.

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