New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • Crafty Lewd Smugs Minecraft Server

    Crafty Lewd Smugs Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 178
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 924789 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7333 Dimension Hops: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic discussions about lewd smugs! Join us for a wild ride as we debate the best ways to build sexy statues and create scandalous skins.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can participate in risqué roleplaying adventures. From steamy love triangles to scandalous betrayals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and get ready to unleash your inner naughty builder. Just be prepared for some seriously spicy shenanigans!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Chat LOLz Minecraft Server

    Chat LOLz Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 4436
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5980 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Crops Grown: 6586
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Alien Abductions: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with insecure bitches like Gura? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build with next! Say goodbye to deleted messages and hello to a community where everyone is treated like the precious pixelated gem they are. Join now for a chance to win a virtual llama that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

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  • GachaCraft: Where even the dumbest players can get lucky!

    GachaCraft: Where even the dumbest players can get lucky!
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 4162
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Animals Bred: 172
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20 Meteorites Collected: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you crave excitement and adventure beyond the usual block-building? Then come join our server, where gacha is not just for “dumb gambling addicted asians” anymore!

    Picture this: You stumble upon a mysterious gacha machine in the middle of the virtual forest. You decide to give it a spin and out pops a rare, mythical creature that becomes your loyal companion on all your Minecraft adventures. But be warned, these creatures have a mind of their own and may lead you into some wacky situations!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Wars, where players battle it out using their gacha creatures in epic PvP battles. Will you come out victorious and claim the title of Gacha Master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our gacha-filled world!

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  • Crafting Chaos: Where Iran is Safe and Creeper-Free!

    Crafting Chaos: Where Iran is Safe and Creeper-Free!
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 3678
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 25
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 4598
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a server that’s hotter than a lava pit in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so lit, it’s like Iran is about to be wiped off the face of the earth! Join us for some explosive fun as we build, mine, and battle our way to victory. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might come face to face with the legendary ghostly figure. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now before it’s too late!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Banter: Persona & Metaphor Madness

    Blocky Banter: Persona & Metaphor Madness
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 979
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 43
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so epic that P5X is releasing in China on April 12th just to celebrate our existence. Coincidence? I think not.

    2. Persona 3 Reload Episode Aigis -The Answer- is dropping in September 2024 because the developers were so inspired by our server that they had to create more content in its honor.

    3. Metaphor: ReFantazio is coming out in Fall 2024 because our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that it sparked a whole new game concept.

    4. Want to know the real reason why the domains P5U.jp, P5B.jp, and P5M.jp are expiring in 2024? It’s because they all want to join our server and be a part of the madness.

    5. Our guides, art, music, stage plays, Persona ISO, and Persona concerts are all top-notch because our server is a breeding ground for creativity and talent.

    6. Our Birthday Chart is so accurate that it predicted the exact moment you would join our server and become a legend among players.

    7. The media assets on our server are so fire that they have been known to cause spontaneous dancing and singing in real life.

    8. And last but not least, our Draw Corner archive is filled with masterpieces created by players who were inspired by the sheer awesomeness of our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the most insane gaming community out there!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Transgender Creepers – Where Diversity and Explosions Collide!

    Crafty Transgender Creepers – Where Diversity and Explosions Collide!
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 5893
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can steal is someone’s diamonds? Well, come join our server where we steal language instead! That’s right, we’re reclaiming the word “trans” and using it to mean something totally outrageous like…trans-dimensional travel! That’s right, on our server, you can build a portal to another dimension and explore new worlds filled with crazy creatures and epic loot. So forget about boring old transsexuals, come join us for some trans-dimensional fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lost in Translation

    Lost in Translation
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 4332
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 36 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Mines Excavated: 3268
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Zombie Dances: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, have we got a server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with bootleg subs and dub audio straight from a local game store! Our server is so crazy, we even have minor errors ripped from old fansubs for that extra touch of chaos.

    But wait, there’s more! Compare our bootleg subs with official subs and dub for a truly mind-blowing experience. Who needs a perfectly translated game when you can have a hilarious mess of translations instead? Join us on our server for a unique and outrageous Minecraft experience like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Grad Student Whores – $300 Special Minecraft Server

    Crafty Grad Student Whores – $300 Special Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 2755
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8766 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 New Chunks Explored: 559470
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, including paying grad students to do your bidding! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous antics and scandalous stories. Want to rate the grad student’s performance or ask her anything? Look no further, this server has it all! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

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  • Crafty Suicide Squad: Where Killing Yourself is Just a Game!

    Crafty Suicide Squad: Where Killing Yourself is Just a Game!
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 4201
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Villages Defended: 20 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Mines Excavated: 1166

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if you die in the game, you die in real life! Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be crazy?

    Join our server for a chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about taking on a giant flying pig boss that farts fireballs? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see why everyone is saying, “Why haven’t you killed yourself yet in your country?”

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  • Pixelated Vtubers: The Halfway Dimension

    Pixelated Vtubers: The Halfway Dimension
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 8366
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 74 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Elemental Crystals Collected: 73
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 41 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic adventures that await you here.

    Imagine a world where chuubas roam freely, with both 3D and 2D personas coexisting in perfect harmony. You might even run into Ami Amami/Phoebe Chan, who came out of the closet after the disbandment of Prism Project. And let’s not forget about Kson, who started as a 3D streamer and then added a 2D model – talk about versatility!

    But wait, there’s more! Saurei is known for faceposting/facecamming a lot on the same account, adding a whole new level of excitement to the mix. And then there’s Onigiri, who started 2D vtubing cooking on Twitch and then expanded to fleshposting – now that’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a chuuba in the flesh at a convention – now that’s what I call a truly immersive experience!

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  • Crafty Creepers: Where We Build Better Worlds Than Amazon and Bethesda Combined!

    Crafty Creepers: Where We Build Better Worlds Than Amazon and Bethesda Combined!
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 6897
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of Bethesda shills ruining your gaming experience with Amazon slop? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of corporate greed and immerse yourself in a world where Fallout reigns supreme! Join us and build your own post-apocalyptic paradise, complete with mutant chickens and radioactive sheep. Who needs Bethesda when you have a Minecraft server that puts the power back in the hands of the players? Say goodbye to Amazon slop and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and reclaim the wasteland in style!

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