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KurskCraft: Ukrainian Aid Edition

aid, Assistance, Charity, civilians, Community Outreach, Conflict, Crisis, distribution, Donations, eastern europe, Edition, FOREIGN AID, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Outreach, Peacebuilding, relief efforts, russia, solidarity, Support, UKRAINIAN, ukrainians

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Yo, so like, on this server, we got Ukrainians straight up delivering humanitarian aid to peeps in Russia’s Kursk Oblast. Like, how crazy is that? You can join this server and be part of the epic adventure of helping out those in need while also building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and meet a talking cow named Boris. So come on, join the madness and let’s save the world one block at a time!

MetaAnimal1v1Craft

1v1 fights, adaptation, aggression, Behavior, biology, Combat, Competition, DOMINANCE, Evolution, Instincts, living animal, Meta, MetaAnimal1v1Craft, Nature, predator, prey, Skills, strategy, Survival, Tactics, Techniques

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

lol this server is like the ultimate showdown for all the animals in minecraft. like, did you know that every animal has a secret meta for winning 1v1 fights? like, cows have a secret karate move that can knock out any opponent, and chickens have a super speed attack that can leave you dizzy. it’s like a battle royale but with animals, and it’s totally insane. join now and discover the hidden powers of all the creatures in minecraft. it’s a wild ride, my dude.

AgeBurst44n60Craft

44, 60, AgeBurst44n60Craft, aging, aging milestones, aging patterns, aging process, Aging research, aging study, biology, BURSTS, discovery, genetics, health, human biology, humans, LIFESPAN, Longevity, research, scientists, study

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	235	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we defy the laws of aging just like these wacky scientists! at 44, your character will suddenly turn into a baby, complete with diaper and pacifier. but wait, there’s more! at 60, you will transform into a wise old wizard with magical powers to rule the server! who needs botox when you have minecraft? come join the fun and see if you can survive the aging process!

VarentPVP

#GamingCommunity, AdventureServers, competitivegaming, CompetitivePrisons, CreativeExpression, DominanceChallenge, DungeonGameplay, ExcitingChallenges, ExclusiveBonuses, Factions, GamingCommunities, MinecraftAdventure, minecraftprisons, MinecraftRanks, Opprisons, Prison, PrisonEvents, PrisonRewards, Prisonservers, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, ThrillingGameplay, TopPrisonServers, WaterwayQuests

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Void Armor Forged:	28
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

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GODFC

Adventure, Challenges, Community, competitive, Difficult, Economy, Factions, Fun, Gaming, GODFC, hobby, Leveling, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, STRONG, Survival, Survival Games, Upgrades, virtual

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Divine Spears Created:	23

Today I will introduce you to a SKYBLOCK server that will satisfy your longings and add new hobbies to you. First of all, our server is a difficult level in terms of economy. It is neither like the overrated servers nor the servers with very low economy. This server will not tire you but will take your time to be very strong.

45.94.170.86:25596

GroypersCraft Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, activism, America, appreciation, Community, CONSERVATIVE, Dedicated, fan base, Followers, Grateful, Gratitude, Groypers, GroypersCraft, Loyal, Minecraft, movement, patriotism, Political, recognition, Server, Supporters, thank you, thankful, thanks

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all groypers out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a griefer who thought he could wreak havoc on our server. Little did he know, our moderators were actually trained ninjas in disguise! They swiftly took him down with their diamond swords and sent him running back to his mom’s basement.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered warriors will stop at nothing to protect their coop and will peck anyone who dares to challenge them.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the groypers family!

NuttyCraft SMP: The Chatty Nut

4chan, atypical, chatty, free, great place, Help, Important details, Jewdemic, long tail tags, love, Next post, nut, nuts, NuttyCraft, Posts, refuge, REWARD, smp, Succeed, success, tags, Talking, Talking Nuts

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Emeralds Found:	7037
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Talking Nuts! He’s a 4chan legend who survived the jewdemic and now he’s here to help YOU succeed in Minecraft for FREE.

Join our server for a chance to be blessed by the Talking Nuts himself. Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just his charming personality. And don’t even get me started on his epic diamond mining skills – they’re out of this world!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few talking nuts along the way. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with the Talking Nuts leading the way!

TabascoTroll Minecraft Server

annoyance, beef stew, condiments, criticizing, Disrespect, eggs, family dynamics, flavor enhancement, french cuisine, Habit, husband, ketchup, Minecraft, palate training, pasta, pizza, pot pie, Salads, savory dishes, Server, soups, stews, Tabasco sauce, TabascoTroll

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Crops Grown:	2734
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and bland? Well, look no further because our server is spicier than a bottle of Tabasco sauce!

Join us for a wild ride where you can enhance your gaming experience with a touch of heat and flavor. Just like how Tabasco sauce enhances every dish, our server will enhance your Minecraft gameplay to a whole new level.

Forget about boring old servers where everything is the same. On our server, you can mix and match different elements just like mixing Tabasco sauce with ketchup. Who knows what crazy combinations you’ll come up with!

And just like how the husband in the story can’t live without his Tabasco sauce, once you join our server, you won’t be able to live without it either. It’s addictive, it’s fun, and it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So come on and join us for a spicy adventure that will leave you craving for more. Who needs beef bouruignon when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper? Join now and let the flavor explosion begin!

MomCraft: Rent-Free Zone

aita, charging rent, college, college education, educational choices, family dynamics, financial independence, financial responsibility, forcing kids to get a job, gender bias, Gender Roles, household expenses, household rules, Job Opportunities, MomCraft, parental support, parenting, RentFree, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, work ethic, Zone

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that values education over everything else? Look no further than our server, where we believe in supporting our players through their academic journey!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while we take care of everything else for you. Just like how this parent promised to take care of everything for their son who went to college, we promise to provide you with the best gaming experience possible.

Forget about charging rent or working at FedEx like the daughters in this story, on our server, you can focus on your studies and still enjoy all the fun of Minecraft without any extra responsibilities. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find some fellow players who are as supportive as this parent is to their son.

So come on, join our server and let us take care of you while you embark on your Minecraft adventures. Who needs rent when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

BoomerDadTipsMinecraftSMP

30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, aging, BoomerDadTipsMinecraftSMP, career development, Decision making, Financial Stability, future planning, health, life experience, Maturity, Men, personal growth, Priorities, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Time management, twenties, wisdom

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	2464
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you a seasoned player in the game of life looking for a Minecraft SMP that caters to your mature tastes? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for men in their 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, and beyond to unleash their inner block-building beast!

Join us for epic adventures, where we mine diamonds and slay dragons while discussing the finer points of retirement planning and the best strategies for dealing with unruly teenagers. Our community is full of wise old gamers who have seen it all and are ready to share their wisdom with you.

But beware, young whippersnappers, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players using their canes and walkers to outmaneuver their opponents. And don’t even get us started on the drama that unfolds when someone steals someone else’s dentures…

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP that is as mature and refined as a fine wine, come on down to our server and show us what you’ve got. Just remember to bring your reading glasses, because the chat moves fast and you don’t want to miss a single hilarious moment!